Barefoot in the park
CORIE : YOU WON'T DISCUSS IT YOU'RE AFRAID TO DISCUSS IT I MARRIED A COWARD
PAUL : CORIE WOULD YOU BRING IN A PAIL THE CLOSET'S DRIPPING
CORIE : I DON'T WANT A THING
PAUL : OH BUT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO IT ALIMONY PROPERTY SUPPOSING I JUST PAY YOUR RENT SEVENTY - FIVE SIXTY - THREE A MONTH ISN'T IT
CORIE : I DIDN'T SAY THAT
PAUL : THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING
CORIE : AND A COWARD
PAUL : AND I WILL NOW SAY SOMETHING I WILL SOON REGRET OKAY CORIE MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT MAYBE WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON MAYBE WE RUSHED INTO THIS MARRIAGE A LITTLE TOO FAST MAYBE LOVE ISN'T ENOUGH MAYBE TWO PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE MORE THAN A BLOOD TEST MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE CHECKED FOR COMMON SENSE UNDERSTANDING AND EMOTIONAL MATURITY
CORIE : HA HA
PAUL : AND YOU CAN HAVE THE FURNITURE AND THE WEDDING GIFTS I'D JUST LIKE TO KEEP MY CLOTHES
CORIE : WELL YOU CERTAINLY DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO LIVE HERE TOGETHER DO YOU AFTER TONIGHT
PAUL : ARE YOU SERIOUS
CORIE : DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
PAUL : AT TWO - THIRTY IN THE MORNING
CORIE : WHY
PAUL : BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO YELL ALL THE WAY
CORIE : THERE AREN'T GOING TO BE ANY MORE LITTLE FIGHTS THIS IS IT PAUL THIS IS THE END GOOD NIGHT
PAUL : CORIE DO YOU MEAN TO SAY WILL YOU COME DOWN HERE
CORIE : DON'T OVERSIMPLIFY THIS I'M ANGRY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT
PAUL : CORIE IT'S TWO - FIFTEEN IF I CAN FALL ASLEEP IN ABOUT HALF - AN - HOUR I CAN GET ABOUT FIVE HOURS SLEEP I'LL CALL YOU FROM COURT TOMORROW AND WE CAN FIGHT OVER THE PHONE
CORIE : OHH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU
PAUL : CORIE THERE IS ONE THING I LEARNED IN COURT BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE TIRED AND ANGRY YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING YOU WILL SOON REGRET I AM NOW TIRED AND ANGRY
CORIE : THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT ME
PAUL : CORIE YOU'RE HYSTERICAL
CORIE : WHAT
PAUL : DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHE FELT JUST NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF A NIGHT THIS WAS FOR HER
CORIE : IT ISN'T NECESSARY
PAUL : DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW IN P.J. CLARKE'S LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE I PUNCHED AN OLD WOMAN DON'T TELL ME ABOUT DRUNKS
CORIE : YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE BITTER
PAUL : DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO BE BITTER
CORIE : THERE YOU ARE I DIDN'T KNOW IT UNTIL YOU TOLD ME IN THE MORNING YOU'RE A FUNNY KIND OF DRUNK YOU JUST SAT THERE LOOKING UNHAPPY AND WATCHING YOUR COAT
PAUL : I WAS WATCHING MY COAT BECAUSE I SAW SOMEONE ELSE WATCHING MY COAT LOOK IF YOU WANT I'LL GET DRUNK FOR YOU SOMETIME I'LL SHOW YOU A SLOB MAKE YOUR HAIR STAND ON END
CORIE : I HARDLY EXPECTED BITTERNESS FROM YOU
PAUL : I'M NOT BITTER THAT'S A STATEMENT OF FACT YOU'RE ALWAYS WEARING MY PAJAMAS AND SLIPPERS
CORIE : WELL YOU ARE NOW
PAUL : I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN I'VE GOT A CASE IN COURT IN THE MORNING
CORIE : THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ANTICIPATING I DIDN'T SAY YOU'RE A STUFFED SHIRT BUT YOU ARE EXTREMELY PROPER AND DIGNIFIED
PAUL : I'M PROPER AND DIGNIFIED WHEN WHEN WAS I PROPER AND DIGNIFIED
CORIE : YOU WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP YOU WILL STAY HERE AND FIGHT TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE
PAUL : IF OUR MARRIAGE HINGES ON BREATHING FISH BALLS AND POOFLA - POO PIE IT'S NOT WORTH SAVING I AM NOW GOING TO CRAWL INTO OUR TINY LITTLE SINGLE BED IF YOU CARE TO JOIN ME WE WILL BE SLEEPING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT TONIGHT
CORIE : BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY THEY SME - NEVER MIND IT'S STUPID I'LL SIGN OVER YOUR PAJAMAS AND SLIPPERS
PAUL : IF YOU'D LIKE YOU CAN VISIT THEM ONCE A MONTH
CORIE : OR FIFTY
PAUL : LUCKY AREN'T WE
CORIE : UNCONCERNED I'M PLENTY CONCERNED DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET ONE WINK OF SLEEP UNTIL THAT PHONE RINGS TOMORROW I'M SCARED TO DEATH FOR MY MOTHER BUT I'M GRATEFUL THERE'S FINALLY THE OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMETHING TO BE SCARED ABOUT WHAT I'M REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT IS YOU
PAUL : ME ME
CORRIE : I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WITHOUT A JACKET I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SUCH A SLOB COMPARED TO YOU BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED I WAS SURE YOU SLEPT WITH A TIE
PAUL : NO NO JUST FOR VERY FORMAL SLEEPS
CORIE : FINE ARE YOU THROUGH WITH ME
PAUL : NOT YET WHAT ABOUT THE FINANCIAL SETTLEMENT
CORIE : DON'T YOU TOUCH ME DON'T YOU TOUCH ME I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR ME EVER AGAIN
PAUL : NOW WAIT A MINUTE CORIE
CORIE : SHE NEVER SAID A THING TO ME
PAUL : SHE'S TOO GOOD A SPORT SHE WENT THE WHOLE COCK EYED WAY BOY OH BOY DRAGGING A WOMAN LIKE THAT ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE HARBOR FOR A BOWL OF SHEEP DIP
CORIE : YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO A CANDY STORE AND ASK THE LADY FOR A TOOTSIE ROLL YOU'VE GOT TO WALK UP TO THE COUNTER AND POINT AT IT AND SAY I'LL HAVE THAT THING IN THE BROWN AND WHITE WRAPPER
PAUL : THAT'S RIDICULOUS
CORIE : GROUNDS
PAUL : THAT'S RIGHT GROUNDS WHAT IS YOUR REASON FOR DIVORCING ME AND REMEMBER MY FAILURE TO APPRECIATE KNICHIS WILL ONLY HOLD UP IN A RUSSIAN COURT
CORIE : IT WAS GREEK BEAN SOUP AND AT LEAST SHE TASTED IT SHE DIDN'T JAB AT IT WITH HER KNIFE THROWING CUTE LITTLE EPIGRAMS LIKE HO HO HO I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE
PAUL : THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT AT LEAST I WAS HONEST ABOUT IT YOU ATE TWO BOWLS BECAUSE YOU WERE SHOWING OFF FOR AL CAPONE AT THE NEXT TABLE
CORIE : ALWAYS YOU'RE ALWAYS DRESSED RIGHT YOU ALWAYS LOOK RIGHT YOU ALWAYS SAY THE RIGHT THINGS YOU'RE VERY CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT
PAUL : THAT'S THAT'S A ROTTEN THING TO SAY
CORIE : WHERE ARE YOU GOING
PAUL : TO BED
CORIE : WHERE ARE YOU GOING
PAUL : TO SLEEP
CORIE : AND YOU'RE NOT THAT'S JUST THE TROUBLE LIKE THURSDAY NIGHT YOU WOULDN'T WALK BAREFOOT WITH ME IN WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK WHY NOT
PAUL : VERY SIMPLE ANSWER IT WAS SEVENTEEN DEGREES
CORIE : YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET SNIPPY
PAUL : WELL DAMMIT I'M SORRY BUT WHEN I PLAN VACATIONS I'M HAPPY AND WHEN I PLAN DIVORCES I'M SNIPPY ALL RIGHT YOU WANT TO PLAN THIS THING LET'S PLAN IT YOU WANT A QUICK DIVORCE OR A SLOW PAINFUL ONE
CORIE : I CAN'T SLEEP UNTIL THIS THING IS SETTLED
PAUL : WELL IT MAY TAKE THREE MONTHS WHY DON'T YOU AT LEAST TAKE A NAP
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK PAUL AND CORIE
PAUL : WHAT A ROTTEN THING DO TO YOUR OWN MOTHER
CORIE : NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRISIS
PAUL : WHAT CRISIS WE'RE JUST YELLING A LITTLE
CORIE : DON'T YOU TELL ME WHEN TO CRY I'LL CRY WHEN I WANT TO CRY AND I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE MY CRY UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF THIS APARTMENT
PAUL : WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT OF THIS APARTMENT
CORIE : SIX DAYS DOES NOT A WEEK MAKE
PAUL : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
CORIE : I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE HYSTERICAL GOOD NIGHT
PAUL : WILL YOU COME HERE I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WANT A DIVORCE
CORIE : NO BECAUSE THERE ISN'T THE LEAST BIT OF ADVENTURE IN YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE YOU'RE A WATCHER THERE ARE WATCHERS IN THIS WORLD AND THERE ARE DO - ERS AND THE WATCHERS SIT AROUND WATCHING THE DO - ERS DO WELL TONIGHT YOU WATCHED AND I DID
PAUL : YEAH WELL IT WAS HARDER TO WATCH WHAT YOU DID THAN IT WAS FOR YOU TO DO WHAT I WAS WATCHING
CORIE : SO THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE REALLY LIKE
PAUL : YES YES
CORIE : YOU'RE UNBEARABLE
PAUL : YOU BELONG IN A NURSERY SCHOOL
CORIE : TO BED
PAUL : YOU CAN'T NOT NOW
CORIE : IT'S NOT OVER YET
PAUL : YOU DIDN'T SEE HER SITTING HERE TWO MINUTES AGO YOU WERE UPSTAIRS WITH THAT HUNGARIAN DUNCAN HINES WELL SHE WAS MISERABLE HER FACE WAS LONGER THAN THAT TRIP WE TOOK TONIGHT
CORIE : YOU CAN'T GO TO SLEEP NOW WE'RE HAVING A FIGHT
PAUL : YOU HAVE THE FIGHT WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
CORIE : ALL RIGHT WHY DON'T YOU GET IT PASSED IN THE SUPREME COURT ONLY THOSE COUPLES BEARING A LETTER FROM THEIR PSYCHIATRISTS PROVING THEY'RE WELL ADJUSTED WILL BE PERMITTED TO BE MARRIED
PAUL : YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE
CORIE : OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS I WANT A DIVORCE
PAUL : A DIVORCE WHAT
CORIE : THINGS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT
PAUL : THEY SURE AS HELL DIDN'T
CORIE : I'M GOING TO BED
PAUL : YOU STAY HERE OR YOU GET NO DIVORCE FROM ME
CORIE : ALL RIGHT WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
PAUL : FIRST OF ALL WHAT GROUNDS
CORIE : I AM NOT HYSTERICAL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S NO GOOD BETWEEN US PAUL IT NEVER WILL BE AGAIN
PAUL : HOLY COW
CORIE : YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE ALONE
PAUL : I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE SO UNCONCERNED ABOUT THIS
CORIE : WHAT ARE YOU SO ANGRY ABOUT PAUL
PAUL : I JUST TOLD YOU I FELT TERRIBLE FOR YOUR MOTHER
CORIE : THAT'S WHAT I MEAN
PAUL : I SEE WELL I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO BE SAID
CORIE : WE'RE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
PAUL : I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO CRY
CORIE : NOW HOW CAN YOU SLEEP NOW
PAUL : I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT KNICHIS GOOD NIGHT
CORIE : YOU DON'T CONSIDER THIS A CRISIS OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE HANGS IN THE BALANCE
PAUL : IT DOES WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
CORIE : OOH THAT GETS ME INSANE YOU CAN EVEN CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS
PAUL : LOOK I'M JUST AS UPSET AS YOU ARE BUT WHEN I GET HUNGRY I EAT AND WHEN I GET TIRED I SLEEP YOU EAT AND SLEEP TOO DON'T DENY IT I'VE SEEN YOU
CORIE : I'M SORRY II DON'T WANT TO CRY
PAUL : OH FOR PETE'S SAKE CRY GO AHEAD AND CRY
CORIE : WHY WHERE IS SHE AT THIS VERY MINUTE ALONE WITH PROBABLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN SHE'S EVER MET DON'T TELL ME THAT DOESN'T BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HAIR CURLERS AND THE LATE LATE SHOW
PAUL : OH I CAN JUST HEAR IT NOW WHAT SPARKLING CONVERSATION HE'S PROBABLY TELLING HER ABOUT A CHICKEN CACCIATORE HE ONCE COOKED FOR THE HIGH LAMA OF TIBET AND SHE'S SITTING THERE SHOVING PINK PILLS IN HER MOUTH
CORIE : WELL HE'D BE A LOT MORE LAUGHS THAN A STUFFED SHIRT
PAUL : OH OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WASN'T
CORIE : YOU'RE A SCREAM PAUL WHY WEREN'T YOU FUNNY WHEN WE WERE HAPPY
PAUL : OK HOW ABOUT INCOMPATIBLE
CORIE : YOU CAN TRY ACTING CIVILIZED
PAUL : OK I'LL BE CIVILIZED BUT CHARM YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET NOW SIT DOWN BECAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF LEGAL AND TECHNICAL DETAILS TO GO THROUGH
CORIE : IT'S BETTER THAN FINDING OUT IN TWO YEARS
PAUL : OR TWENTY
CORIE : ALL RIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT AT DELFINO'S YOU WERE DRUNK RIGHT
PAUL : RIGHT I WAS STONED
CORIE : I GUESS NOT
PAUL : RIGHT WELL GOODNIGHT CORIE
CORIE : YOU DID BEFORE
PAUL : THAT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT THIS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DIVORCE
CORIE : YOU WON'T LET YOUR HAIR DOWN FOR A MINUTE YOU COULDN'T EVEN RELAX FOR ONE NIGHT BOY PAUL SOMETIMES YOU ACT LIKE A A
PAUL : WHAT A STUFFED SHIRT
CORIE : I TOLD YOU WHY BECAUSE YOU AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON
PAUL : WHAT ABOUT THOSE SIX DAYS AT THE PLAZA
CORIE : ALL RIGHT PAUL
PAUL : WHEN ELSE WHEN ELSE WAS I PROPER AND DIGNIFIED
CORIE : I JUST CAN'T THAT'S ALL NOT WHEN YOU FEEL THIS WAY
PAUL : WHEN I FEEL WHAT WAY
CORIE : I'M SORRY PAUL I CAN'T DISCUSS IT ANY MORE GOODNIGHT
PAUL : WHERE ARE YOU GOING
CORIE : NO I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU I CAN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU NOW
PAUL : WHY
CORIE : ONLY AFTER YOU GO TO WORK
PAUL : WHY
CORIE : I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF YOU'RE CAPABLE OF HAVING A GOOD TIME .
PAUL : WHY BECAUSE I LIKE TO WEAR MY GLOVES IN THE WINTER
CORIE : JUST NOW IT'S SUDDENLY VERY CLEAR THAT YOU AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON
PAUL : WHY BECAUSE I WON'T WALK BAREFOOT IN THE PARK IN WINTER YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CASE CORIE ADULTERY YES COLD FEET NO
CORIE : I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS I JUST WANT A DIVORCE
PAUL : YOU KNOW I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN IT
CORIE : EXACTLY THAT'S VERY SENSIBLE AND LOGICAL EXCEPT IT ISN'T ANY FUN
PAUL : YOU KNOW MAYBE AM TOO PROPER AND DIGNIFIED FOR YOU MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPIER WITH SOMEONE A LITTLE MORE COLORFUL AND FLAMBOYANT LIKE THE GEEK
CORIE : I DO
PAUL : YOU MEAN EVERY TIME WE HAVE A LITTLE FIGHT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT A DIVORCE
CORIE : DEAD SERIOUS
PAUL : YOU MEAN THE WHOLE THING WITH SIGNING PAPERS AND GOING TO COURT SHAKING HANDS GOODBYE FINISHED FOREVER DIVORCED
CORIE : THAT'S BITTER
PAUL : YOU'RE DAMNED RIGHT IT IS
CORIE : AFRAID THE CRAZY NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR US
PAUL : YOU'RE SERIOUS
CORIE : CAN'T YOU DO ALL THAT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LEGAL THINGS
PAUL : AH HAA NOW I'M THE DO - ER AND YOU'RE THE WATCHER RIGHT CORIE HEH RIGHT RIGHT ISN'T THAT RIGHT CORIE
CORIE : WELL I AM I'M GOING TO HAVE THE BIGGEST CRY I EVER HAD IN MY LIFE AND I'M GOING TO ENJOY IT BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRY SO LOUD I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT LONG GOOD NIGHT PAUL I MEAN GOODBYE
PAUL : ALL NIGHT LONG SIX DAYS DOES NOT A WEEK MAKE
CORIE : IT'S A LOT MORE FUN THAN THE HOME FOR THE FUDDY DUDDIES
PAUL : ALL RIGHT CORIE LET'S NOT GET
CORIE : YOU CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T TRY
PAUL : ALMOST TWO WHOLE WEEKS