Cards Against Humanity Hebrew
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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When you get right down to it, __________ is just __________.
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I drink to forget _____.
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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
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What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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What did I bring back from Mexico?
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In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.
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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
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I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for __________.
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Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're __________.
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_____. That's how I want to die.
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Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.
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During sex, I like to think about _____.
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What's my anti- drug?
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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
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The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
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In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
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The U.S. has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan.
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What's that smell?
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What's the crustiest?
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What left this stain on my couch?
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What's there a ton of in heaven?
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A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
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Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
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He who controls _____ controls the world.
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_____. High five, bro.
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_____: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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With enough time and pressure, __________ will turn into __________.
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Why can't I sleep at night?
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In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
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When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____.
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What gets better with age?
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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
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When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____.
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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
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_____: Good to the last drop.
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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____.
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I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____.
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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
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What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.
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Science will never explain the origin of _____.
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During high school I never really fit in until I found __________ club.
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Listen, son. If you want to get involved with __________, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of __________.
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____.
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Life was difficult for cavemen before _____.
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Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
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Sorry everyone, I just _____.
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After months of practice with __________, I think I'm finally ready for __________.
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What ended my last relationship?
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____.
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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____.
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What are my parents hiding from me?
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To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of __________.
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In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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Finally! A service that delivers __________ right to your door.
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In his new self- produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
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_____. Betcha can't have just one!
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TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____.
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I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
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A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with __________.
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And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.
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What do old people smell like?
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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of New Orleans.
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_____. It's a trap!
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What's the new fad diet?
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Betcha can't have just one!
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What's a girl's best friend?
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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.
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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along.
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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____!
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For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____.
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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _____.
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Why do I hurt all over?
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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
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What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.
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Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.
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What's the most emo?
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Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate __________ in the workplace.
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White people like _____.
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__________. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
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In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.
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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.
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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
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What's that sound?
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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
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__________: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for __________!
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Turns out that __________-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
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What will always get you laid?
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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.
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What's my secret power?
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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
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_____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____.
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I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
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The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in __________.
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What helps Obama unwind?
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War! What is it good for?
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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.
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My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of __________ and __________.
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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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It's a trap!
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Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you __________.
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What am I giving up for Lent?
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In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.
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What never fails to liven up the party?
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What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
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As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without __________ in his dressing room.
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_____? There's an app for that.
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My gym teacher got fired for adding __________ to the obstacle course.
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And what did you bring for show and tell?
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In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure __________ for all eternity.
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Having problems with __________? Try __________!
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When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in.
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Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me __________.
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As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for __________.
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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.
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Why am I sticky?
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