J. Finch Lines for Puffs
Sally: Rickmansempra! Locomotor Legs! Tarantula Jelly!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blondo Malfoy: Snake spell!
Ahhh! J. Finch sees a snake. J. Finch is going to die!
Wayne: Shhhh!!!
Anyone want to hear a riddle? What has eight legs? It's a spider!
Cedric: Getting to compete against three great wizards, and learn all about the other wizard cultures? I think I already won.
Awwww.
Cedric: Sure: I'll see you all later.
Bye, Cedric! Good luck!
Death Buddy: Avada-
No!
Hannah: Maybe a story about the puffs?
A cool one?
Cedric: I think: I was born ready. Bearspell!
Cedric! Are you nervous?
Puffs: yeah
Hey we should all introduce ourselves! I'm J. Finch fletchley I'm boyish and fun.
Wayne: We have something called... Herbology
I hope it's not scary or confusing.
Justin, we will keep you safe just promise me you won't leave this common room promise us all you won't leave
I promise... Well! I'm going to leave now, bye!
Hannah: I'm a Puff. And I'm staying.
I'm a Puff. And I'm staying.
Cedric: Coleman maybe! Well, I'm off to bed.
If Cedric's going to bed, I'm going to bed too! J. Finch out!
Megan: Hmm. Better you than some other loser I guess. Better than... Mr. Imaginary
J. Finch doesn't exist. J. Finch can go wherever he wants.
Hannah: Someone told me it must be my long lost-twin sister. Oh, I get it, they were bullying me.
J. Finch is Too Young To Die!
Scene: The Heir of Snakes
J. Finch, Finchin around, Finchin the halls, and finchin himself
Narrator: Year two. The one with the snakes.
J. Finch, J. Finchin' around!
Susie Bones: He's going to kill us all!
No it's just good ol' J he's after and I never got... I never got... and I never got to eat all the flavored beans.
Scene: The Fest!
OOO! It's the Halloween feast! J. Finch approved!
A certain potions teacher: can anyone tell me... What. Is. A. Potion?
Oh! it's what you put on your skin to make it feel soft.
Hannah: Aahlohaahmoro!
Olive Gardium Leviosa.
Scene: Days before the First Task
Oooo!
...You must be special.
Stupidfy! AHHH!
Ernie Mac: So- if you're imaginary, how come the bad people can see you?
They must have special glasses!
Hannah: He fixed these glasses I was holding!
Woooow.
J. Finch: J. Finch , Finchin around, Finchin the halls, and finchin himself
oh hi mister Nick
Ernie Mac: Then how come I can see you?
...You must be special.
