Snow White Adaptation

Doc comes onstage sneezing constantly, followed by Snow and Hunter.

Alfred! If you would mind your manners, it would be greatly appreciated.

Excuse me, Ms. Queen, it's really hard to take my test with those people talking over there.

Alfred, Snow, you were warned before we began. Take your tests and go to the principal's office. Expect a 0.

Let's see how the students fared after their first class.

Class is dismissed

I'm so sorry, Ms. Queen. I've been trying my best, please don't be mad at me, I-

Clearly your best is not enough. One generation of Snows is just like the next. That insufferable girl, just like her mother, that woman who thought she could get away with anything. Finally, I took her job from her, only to be met with her wretched spawn. I need to get rid of her once and for all. I need to think bigger, grander! I need to remove her from this school more permanently. But how can I afford to- No. Perhaps not bigger. Perhaps much, much smaller.......

C'mon, it wasn't that good of a grade. Snow? Snow?

Come now, Snow, tell me what it smells like.

Rest assured, I have warned them heavily, and I do not expect any further misconduct.

How........ Comforting

But I was just-

I am not interested in your excuses. Please remove yourselves from my classroom, or you will be disturbing everyone else trying to take this test. (To hunter) And your hard work will also be reflected in your grade.

Ooh, grades coming back? I'm gonna have to pull out Bashful, good grades get me so embarrassed.

I can assure you that your grade will be something to be embarrassed about. You will be staying here. I was told that you would help me with whatever I needed, and you have failed me

Oh no, no, no, not me. I think you're the greatest teacher. But there are some people "Snow and Doc", who think that you aren't so great

I could tell that Snow girl would be trouble from the moment I walked in. She acts just like her mother.

Perhaps she will even make that stubborn Alfred into a model student.

I'll have your grades back to you no later than tomorrow. Class is dismissed.

Well, she just thinks that her mom is sooo great.

I've long wished to put that woman in her place as a teacher. And if my only option is through her daughter, then so be it. You mentioned your willingness to help me in, what was it, "any way you can?"

Ms, Queen! You really are the greatest teacher in our school!

It was a fine plan, but I don't believe that it was quite enough...

Scene opens with Ms. Queen alone in the classroom

It would seem that some helpful information has come to light. That Hunter girl seems like an excellent resource. With what she's told me, I should expect today to be very.....interesting.

what is the meaning of this?!

It's nothing to be concerned about. I'm sure Ms. Snow only needs a quick trip to the infirmary.

I knew it. Told you.

Perfectly average, so it would seem

Why do you keep doing this when you're allergic to pollen? Ms. Queen and Hunter share a meaningful look

Settle down everyone. Today we have a pop quiz. In light of this, I would remind you of our strict academic dishonesty policies that cheating will be punished to the utmost. You may begin.

Doesn't matter! I've already committed.

Settle down, class. As I stated yesterday, I finished grading your tests. Let these grades be a reflection of how much work you need to do in the future. It would appear you chose wisely this morning, Alfred.

I... I tried my best.

Shockingly enough, your performance was... above average.

I'm here to introduce you to her replacement, Ms. Queen. She-

Thank you, sir, but I'm not the type to concern myself with long and frivolous introductions. Unlike previous teachers, I intend to take this position seriously. Now if you don't mind, you are interrupting my ability to teach these students on the joys of history.

A one hundred! Oh my gosh! And a sticker too?! Thank you!

You are most certainly welcome. Apples are my favorite.

I'm willing to help you out in whatever way I can.

You find my methods barbaric?

It was Ms. Queen! She had it out for her this entire time! I think there was something on that sticker! I didn't mean for things to go this far, I swear!

You would wish to make an enemy of me? Why, you Benedict Arnold! It seems I have two students to take care of now (maliciously bites apple).