Would you rather...?

If you were sleeping between a guy and a girl, would you rather sleep facing the guy or the girl?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather age only from the neck up or only from the neck down?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather always have a little green piece of spinach stuck between your front teeth or a little booger in your nose that moves when you breath?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather be able to travel 50 years into the past or travel 50 years into the future?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather be famous for being a genius or for being good looking?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather be known for your intelligence or for your courage?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather be the circus person that the knife thrower throws knives at or the one who puts their head in the lion's mouth?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather become really fat or become really skinny?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather drink really hot water or take a show with really hot water?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather eat a cockroach or stand for 24 hours in an empty room?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather eat a raw egg or a raw cow's eyeball?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather eat dinner with your unwashed hands or walk barefoot in a gas station bathroom?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather get everywhere by crawling or have to stand on your hands when you are still?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather get married with a beautiful woman with NO money or an ugly woman with a lot of money?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather go to your 20-year class reunion and have everybody comment on how old you look or have nobody remember you at all?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather hang out with a tall guy with a ugly face or a short guy with a handsome face?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have a nosy neighbor or have a noisy neighbor?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have a perpetually stuffed nose or perpetually plugged ears?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have all your friends be much smarter than you or have all your friends be much better looking than you?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have five bottles stuck on the fingers of one hand for a year or have a bucket stuck on your foot for a year?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have it rain rocks the size of baseballs or rain hot-sauce?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have one child who is totally out of control or nine children who are well-behaved angels?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have the power to read minds or have the power to make anyone fall in love with you?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have to learn to walk all over again or learn to write all over again?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have to spend a month wearing a cape everywhere you go or wearing an eye patch and carrying a walking stick?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather have to wear visible diapers for the rest of your life or always have to drink and eat out of a bottle?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather live in a home without electricity or live in a home without running water?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather live in a very hot city forever or a very cold city forever?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather live life in a small capsule in outer space or in a small submarine at the bottom of the sea?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather live without a computer or a girlfriend/boyfriend?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather live without food or without water for 2 weeks?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather lose $1000 or lose your English skills?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather lose your arms or lose your legs?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather lose your wallet or lose your keys?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather not be allowed to wash your hair for a month or not be allowed to wash your hands for a month (not in the shower, not anywhere)?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather not wash your hair for a whole week or wash your hair four times in one day?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather paint a large wall with a toothbrush or dig a grave with a spoon?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather run a mile on a 6-inch-deep bed of potatoes or swim a quarter mile through maple syrup 12-feet deep?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather run without clothes for ten km without clothes or run for 100 km without rest?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather snort loudly every time that you laugh or fart silently every time that you had to speak in front of the class?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather spend every minute for the rest of your life indoors or outdoors?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather stay in a hotel room that smells strongly of cigarette smoke or nice-smelling hotel room that has a dirty bathtub?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather study for 10 hours without a break or run for four hours straight?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather suffer from unpredictable fainting spells or from bouts of shouting?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather trust everyone or trust no one?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather try to pogo stick on ice or skateboard down a steep slope covered with sand?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather walk barefoot on a rocky mountain or swim in an icy lake?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather watch a scary movie or a children's movie?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather wear a motorcycle helmet to bed every night or always sleep with shoes and jeans on?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather win one hundred thousand dollars at age 20 or win ten million dollars at age 60?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would you rather, as a man, have your grandmother's first name or her haircut?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...

Would your rather eat bugs or live with a lot of bugs?

I would rather...because if I were (not)..., I would (not)...