Cards against Notre dame
Dining Hall Date(s)
32 ounces of jungle juice
Knotty Noodles
75-minute classes
Debart water
80 degree weather in LaFun
Flaherty does in fact vape
Cops breaking up Carroll Christmas
Keenan
Doing drunk pushups at a game and belly flopping
AIDS
LaFun
Smicks
dartying
Dome Dance
Moreau integration
black out at the pregame
My first year advisor
Feve
NDH construction workers
Zahm's playing recorder music on North Quad
Natty Light
Annual winter plague
North Face backpacks
Flaherty
Notre Dame's financial aid package
the freshman 15
O'Shag
Katie from Chicago
Smirnoff
Fangirling over D1 athletes
Poop shyness
the canticle of the turning
Professor Brown
Dorm challenge
Quarter dogs
Erin Hoffman Harding
Touchdown Jesus
Running out of flex points halfway through the semester
hooking up with a prospie
Keough
a Red Dot situation
Drinking out of a Debart Water fountain
a condom-free campus
John I. Jenkins C.S.C.
a small child being attacked by a goose near the lakes
Zahm
burger night
College of arts and crafts
not taking the trash out for weeks
Red dots
not washing your sheets for months
crushing depression
overwhelming stress
Stanford
premarital sex
Welcome Weekend
shitting all over non-athletes
Obese squirrels
shower shoes
Eating entire 2 lb Rice Krispie Treat from the Huddle Mart
skinny dipping in the lakes
3.7%
stealing utensils and dish ware from the dining hall
library challenge
throwing up after the Holy Half
squirrels the size of small cats
undefeated football season
Carroll
waking up half naked on God Quad
hotbox the dome
walking around the lakes holding hands
hooking up with one of the football players that hasn't been arrested yet
wearing the same exact outfit on Monday and Tuesday because your monday people don't know your tuesday people
Giving negative fuc*s
weird kid in lectures who answers literally every question
Menbroza
white people
having to walk an extra 3 minutes because of NDH renovations
Club Hes
Breaking parietals
Alcohol Edu
Zahm Zoo
Arthur K from NDH
high cholesterol
Blessed Basil Moreau
going to the Grotto drunk
Campus dining
a junior living in Dunne
DPAC
being a "basketball school"
DeBart
John Jenkins' soft handshake
Debart 101
falling out of my lofted bed
Fifth and a friend
Avoiding that person you hooked up with 1st semester freshman year
Film, Theater, and Television major
Disso
Fireball
smoking pot on the lakes
First Gen Chem test
Meeting your soulmate at Domerfest
GenNDer Relations
Dunne
Having 8:20 Moreau
St. Mary's sweep bus
Pigstosal
Campus Crossroads
Silly week
Domerfest
Sorin Quint
2 step login
St. Michael's laundry service
A 7:55 registration time
Svedka
Cheers
Switching to Econ
A 4-8 football record
The Alma Mater
BP
Walking back from Carroll
drinking on mondays
bean boots
edibles
being too drunk to remember if ND won or lost the football game
the homestyle bar
flat rate room and board
free Chik-fil-a
getting GreenDot certified
Vomit on the trashcans of the basement of LaFun
getting a tramp stamp of your dorm's mascot
Drunk snap chatting your grandma
getting sexiled
Actually making it to Zormal (Zahm formal)
getting shit faced at an SYR and causing the dorm to lose its deposit
the cool, refreshing taste of DeBart fountain water
going into anaphylactic shock
Drunk trip to Taco Bell
taking care of your drunk roommate
PE
that kid in your theology class that is determined to disprove God's existence
O'Neill
the Starbucks line
Knott
the fire alarm going off when you're breaking parietals
Sister Mary
the vibrant, flourishing community of South Bend
