Karen

Furniture Shop Employee: (Slightly annoyed but trying to do your job and not cause a scene) I.....am sorry for the confusion....erm...how can I help you today-

Karen: (act like you are a good person) I am looking for a cute picture to show how fun, carefree, and kind I am. I want it to say ''live laugh love'' because that's all you really need in life. Take it from an adult and a mother, money is overrated and you don't need any of it as long as you have those things.

Furniture Shop Employee: Actually we have a customer service desk right by the entrance of the store. You can press the help button under the help sign over there and workers will assist you within 1-3 minutes-

Karen: (interrupting, barely listening) With all do respect sweetie, you don't look a day over 13 and you couldn't possibly know what you are talking about. Stop making excuses and figure out how to do your job.

(Furniture Shop Employee is stocking shelves working hard. Karen is looking around frantically and annoyed)

Karen: (very annoying voice, act like you've experienced the worst service in the world and you are better than everyone) Excuse me? Excuse me? I have been looking for help FOR 5 MINUTES and I can not find A SINGLE worker anywhere. If this is how you guys treat your customers then I don't know how you expect to stay in business.

Furniture Shop Employee: (points to a painting) .....Alright....How about this one?

Karen: Are you kidding me? I am not going to put that cheap hideous trash in my $800,000 dollar house in my gated community.

Furniture Shop Employee: pardon?

Karen: CHECK MY ITEM OUT AND LOAD THEM INTO MY CAR.

Furniture Shop Employee: Alright... anything else I can do for you today?

Karen: That's perfect. Now please check the painting out and load it into my car.

Furniture Shop Employee: Um... I'm sorry but we don't personally load items into customers' vehicles. You can order a delivery service online but we can't-

Karen: This is ridiculous! How do you expect me to carry 5 pounds of posters to my car all by myself?! I am a mother and I am tired. What kind of service is this? Can I speak to your manager?

Furniture Shop Employee: .....okay..... What about this one?

Karen: This one will work just fine. I hope this poster teaches my children to be caring and kind like me. <3