Mary Poppins Lines -Mrs. Brill-

Jane: "She says you can tell Robertson Ay what to do."

Mrs. Brill: " Does she indeed? Well, why don't I go have a smoke near the gasworks for good measure?"

Robertson Ay: "Is that all?"

Mrs. Brill: " For you, yes. For me, no. Once the cake's done, I've the sandwiches next because Madam wants them fresh. So I can't start them until there's no time to finish them. I swear, a slave in ancient Rome was on a pleasure cruise compared to my life in this house!"

Winnifred: "George - do be careful."

Mrs. Brill: "Ah! The heirloom!"

Robertson Ay: "Please, Mrs. Brill. I don't mind, honest."

Mrs. Brill: "All right. I will give you one task and one task only. And, so help me, if you get this wrong I'll swing for you and sing as they pull the lever!"

Robertson Ay: "Heirloom!"

Mrs. Brill: "And while I do this, stay totally immobile."

Katie Nanna: "Those little beasts have run from me for the last time!"

Mrs. Brill: "And who gets stuck with the children with no nanny in the house? Me! That's who!"

Winnifred: "Mrs.Brill, is the nursery tidy?"

Mrs. Brill: "As tidy as I can make it, ma'am"

Winnifred: "What about the cake?"

Mrs. Brill: "Cooling on the tray, waiting to be iced."

Robertson Ay: "Immobile."

Mrs. Brill: "Do not move a muscle."

Robertson Ay: "I might as well be dead."

Mrs. Brill: "Don't give me ideas."

Mary Poppins: "Mrs. Brill, is that dinner cooking?"

Mrs. Brill: "Don't you start. I've opened all the windows-"

Winnifred: " Mrs. Brill, don't make the sandwiches too early. They'll get stale before the guests arrive."

Mrs. Brill: "Everything's under control, ma'am."

Jane: "Gone"

Mrs. Brill: "Gone? Well if that doesn't take the bloomin' biscuit"

Robertson Ay: "I'd like to be helpful."

Mrs. Brill: "I'd like to be rich. But the Good Lord thought otherwise."

Mary Poppins: "Come along, children. Best foot forward."

Mrs. Brill: "I'm sorry ma'am. Apparently, these came this morning, and Robertson Ay forgot to give them to you. They're apologies, ma'am, from your guests. They're not coming, none of them

Jane: "Because that's what she's written in this note: Dear Jane and Michael: Keep playing the games. Au revoir. Mary Poppins."

Mrs. Brill: "It's French, I know that. Does it mean "God bless you"? Or is it "Good luck"? No, I remember now. "Til we meet again." Now come inside before you catch your death."

*Bert snaps fingers*

Mrs. Brill: "Katie Nanna! Katie Nanna!"

Winnifred: "Oh. Do you think we chose the wrong day?"

Mrs. Brill: "No, ma'am, I think you asked the wrong people."

Robertson Ay: "Icing tools... cake...hot water... I will make the icing as soon as I'm back..."

Mrs. Brill: "Now, do you think you can manage that?"

Robertson Ay: "Ooh!"

Mrs. Brill: "Now, just a minute -"

Robertson Ay: "What is it, Mrs. Brill?"

Mrs. Brill: "Put the icing tools next to the cake, and I'll need a bowl of hot water to warm them. I will make the icing as soon as I'm back"

Winnifred: "And you're quite sure you know how to ice it?"

Mrs. Brill: "Quite sure. And in case you're worried, I have not been exchanged by the fairies for a total nincompoop!"

Winnifred: "If you knew how hard it was to track her down!"

Mrs. Brill: "Really ma'am? Fancy that."

*After Bert sings "The pendulum keeps swinging"*

Mrs. Brill: "Right, put the steps there and stand back. You are never to come near that vase nor no one else but me neither. That is "an heirloom'."

Miss Andrew: "Now, show me to my room."

Mrs. Brill: "She can't stay! They'll have to dismiss her. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm disappointed, truly I am. I really thought it was going to be, yeah, you know, 'er, with the umbrella."

Winnifred: "Mrs. Brill, we have a new nanny."

Mrs. Brill: "She passed her interview, then?"

Mary Poppins: "I was only going to say that it smells...delicious!"

Mrs. Brill: "The whole world has gone upside-down!"

Jane: "Mother wants you in the drawing room."

Mrs. Brill: "Well she can't have me. I've got enough on my plate as it is."

Michael: "Mrs. Brill, it is her, isn't it?"

Mrs. Brill: "Well, I don't know who else."

Katie Nanna: "I've said my say, Mrs. Brill, and that's all I'll say. I've done with this house forever!"

Mrs. Brill: "Well, good riddance, then. And mind you don't stumble on the way out!"

Michael: "What does the note say?"

Mrs. Brill: "What in the name of heaven are you two doing at here? Where's Mary Poppins?"

Jane: "Mrs.Brill, what does "Au revoir" mean?"

Mrs. Brill: "Why?"

Robertson Ay: "Muscle."

Mrs. Brill: Do not breathe. Do you hear me?"