Movie Quote Lottery 2022
You know what I'm going to do? Buy one of those Japanese talking toilets. See what that has to say.
AP Bio
How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing their under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?
Grown ups
I am Groot.
Guardians of the Galaxy
I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!
Guardians of the Galaxy
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
Harry Potter (Sorcerer's Stone)
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
Home Alone
Joe, is it hot in here? Joe, it's hot in here!
I Love Lucy
Batman
Im batman
Honey wheres my supersuit
Incredibles
Bond. James Bond
James Bond
Norm!
Cheers
As if
Clueless
UGH, AS IF
Clueless
'You sit on a throne of lies."
Elf
You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard, it's only another fist
Family Guy
I live my life a quarter mile at a time
Fast and Furious
I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.
Fast and Furious
I said a ten second car not a ten minute car!
Fast and Furious
"This Is The Part Where Cameron Goes Berserk."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Life Moves Pretty Fast. If You Don't Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Bueller
Ferris Bueller's Day off
We see the undertow and we say Lets Go!
Finding Dory
"Just keep swimming"
Finding Nemo
He touched the butt!
Finding Nemo
Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills. Just keep swimming!
Finding Nemo
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
Finding Nemo
Just keep swimming
Finding Nemo
Run, Forest, run!
Forrest Gump
"No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary freaking Poppins"
Grey's Anatomy
It's a beautiful day to save lives. Let's have some fun
Greys Anatomy
So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
Greys Anatomy
"Left Side! Strong Side"
Remember The Titans
I don't believe in the moon. I just think it's the back of the sun.
Scrubs
A nice murder, that'll cheer you up.
Sherlock
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Spongebob
"Shut up, you're gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded"
Step Brothers
I'll be back
Terminator
Hasta la vista, baby
Terminator 2 Judgement day
I do not like the cone of shame.
UP
I have just met you, and I love you!
UP
Hey mom! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!
Wedding Crashers
I can't turn left, okay? I'm not a superhero!
Zoolander
It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now.
Zoolander
WHAT IS THIS, A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?
Zoolander
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
airplane
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s."
deadpool
I'm sorry I ruined your lives and jammed 11 cookies into the VCR.
elf
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear
elf
This Is The Part Where Cameron Goes Berserk.
ferris Bueller's day off
We were on a break
friends
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. Your going to love it.
friends
"how you doing" "thats what she said"
friends, the office
You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first.
ginny and georgia
I'm Mary Poppins, yall
guardians of the galaxy
No! No, that's the button that will kill everyone!
guardians of the galaxy
Well, now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now
guardians of the galaxy
"Hitler promised not to invade czechoslovakia, welcome to the real world jeremy"
mark corrigan
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
monty python
Since I'm dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations
nightmare before christmas
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
office
i've got a jar of dirt
pirates of the caribbean
nobody move. i've dropped my brain
pirates of the caribbean
What kind of sick school is this
school of rock
does anyone have any food
school of rock
mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?
school of rock
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."
scrubs
"Excuse me, I know what a restraining order is. You act like I've never dated."
scrubs
You Would Hear Cricket's Chirping, But They Were Too Uncomfortable About Just How Unfunny That Actually Was."
scrubs
When you use a bird to write with, its called tweeting
Moana
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
Monsters, Inc.
We are the knights who say 'Ni!'
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'll be back"
The Terminator
"someone help me, Im being spontaneous"
The Truman Show
Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta hug!
Tommy boy
Ejecto seato cuz!
Too fast too furious
"You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys?"
Disney's Robin Hood
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
Dodgeball
Hello, Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
ELF
XOXO, Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl
XOXO... Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl
XOXO...Gossip Girl
Gossip girl
"I'm an overweight middle aged man."
Jack Black - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
Lilo and Stitch
My precious
Lord of the Rings
Always gratifying to find out that one's nemesis is altogether lacking in style.
Lucifer
I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic - I just described a dog, didn't I?
Merlin
I'm sorry. I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?
Merlin
Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good. Except...it sucks. So let me do the plan. And that way it might be really good.
Merlin
You're threatening me with a spoon?
Merlin
'Baskin-Robbins always finds out."
Ant-Man
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Back To The Future
This is me. Here. This is who I am.
Beautiful Boy
I'm an immortal teacup that doesn't age
Beauty and the Beast
"I'm kind of a big deal."
Anchorman
Milk was a bad choice!
Anchorman
Milk was a bad choice.
Anchorman
One... MILLION... dollars.
Austin Powers
I know your not supposed to cry over spilled tea but its so sad
Avatar
fear is the mind killer
Dune
Sid, your poptarts are ready!
Toy Story
To infinity and beyond!
Toy Story 2
I love kung fu
the office space
You'll shoot your eye out!
A christmas story
the only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible
Alice in wonderland
"I'm tough but I'm no cookie"
American Horror story
You wanna whine about not getting a promotion?
Arrow
That'll do pig, that'll do
Babe
"Sometimes I feel like an idiot, But I am an idiot, So it kinda works out"
Billy Madison
"When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job"
Billy Madison
We don't speak whale
Blackfish
They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. ...
Blades of glory
We're on a mission from God!
Blues Brothers
Two Hits. Me Hitting You. You Hitting The Floor.
Breakfast Club
"My Tremendous Intuitive Sense Of The Female Creature Informs Me That You Are Troubled."
Captain Jack Sparrow
"I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."
Chris Farley - SNL
Oh my god, I am totally buggin
Clueless
"These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy."
Crazy Rich Asians
This is calm and its doctor
Criminal Minds
You kick like a nine-year-old girl."
Criminal Minds
No matter what they ask you, no matter how hard they push, deny, deny, deny
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
Dirty Dancing
"That old Prince John don't scare me none!"
Disney's Robin Hood
"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Dodgeball
Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world
Dumb and Dumber
No, its a cardigan, thanks for noticing
Dumb and Dumber
You can't triple stamp a double stamp
Dumb and Dumber
"So you're telling me there's a chance!"
Dummer and Dummer
"Phone home."
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
"Son of a Nutcracker!"
Elf
I am a cotton headed ninny muggins
Elf
Son of a nutcracker!
Elf
How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like today
Ferris Bueler's Day Off
"Bueller...Bueller...Bueller?"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming
Finding Nemo
"And I have to live with a boy!"
Friends
"Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."
Friends
"They don't know that we know they know we know."
Friends
"We were on a break!"
Friends
Hey, how YOU doin?
Friends
We were on a break!!!!
Friends
"Yoo-hoo! Big summer blowout!"
Frozen
I cant feel my legs! I cant feel my legs!
Frozen
Oy with the poodles already
Gilmore Girls
You have to sleep, its what keeps you pretty
Gilmore Girls
This is Sparta!
Gladiator
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Gone With The Wind
It's a good tub I slept there for my 30th birthday.
Bridesmaids
It's coming out of me like lava!
Bridesmaids
what you do is very anarchist very baller
Lady Bird
You can't sit with us
Mean Girls
'And I love you, random citizen."
Megamind
If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess
Moana
As you wish
Princess Bride
Shut the hell up, Schneebly!
School of Rock
You're tacky and I hate you.
School of Rock
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog
Scooby-Doo, Where are You?
Hey Victor, I heard about your dad
Smoke Signals
Some days, it's a good day to die. And some days, it's a good day to have breakfast.
Smoke Signals
Hello There
Star Wars
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Star Wars
May the force be with you
Star Wars
Your focus determines your reality
Star Wars
I am McLovin!
Superbad
"If you ain't first, you're last"
Talladega Nights
We have a Hulk
The Avengers
Why so serious?
The Dark Knight
'This is the last time we're taking directions from a squirrel!''
The Emperor's New Groove
If you so much as utter one syllable I'll HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
The Grinch
No capes!
The Incredibles
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Jaws
"Life, uh, finds a way"
Jurassic Park
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jurassic Park
"Wax on, wax off."
Karate Kid
A real warrior never quits.
Kung Fu Panda
Don't you look like a walking felony
Legally Blonde
Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed
Legally Blonde
What's the number for 911?
Little Rascals
"Get in, loser, we're going shopping."
Mean Girls
"You can't sit with us!"
Mean Girls
"You go Glen Coco"
Mean Girls
It's October 3'rd
Mean Girls
It's not my fault you're like in love with me or something!
Mean Girls
On Wednesdays we wear pink
Mean Girls
She doesn't even go here!
Mean Girls
"She doesn't even go here!"
Mean girls
Tis but a scratch
Monty Python
Tis but a scratch
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
"Tis but a flesh wound."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
It's just a flesh wound
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Tis but a flesh wound!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
We want A SHRUBBERY!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Try being my size amy"
My 1000Ib sisters
Damp Towel. Damp! It's like a really big wet nap. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever!
New Girl
Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably.
New Girl
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
New Girl
'My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe."
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
He's supposed to be cold, Greg. He's a frog.
Over the Garden Wall
Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, but I still get to kill something.
Parks & Rec
Never half-ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
Parks and Rec
I don't know if i'm emotionally ready
Pretty in Pink
"They call it a Royale with cheese."
Pulp fiction
There aint no mountain high enough aint no valley wide low enough aint no river wide enough
Remember the Titans
"Be careful, or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles"
Robin and the 7 Hoods
"Don't be a Do-Badder"
Robin and the 7 Hoods
"Don't take my cocoa"
Robin and the Seven Hoods
The greatest teacher, failure is.
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI
You play ball like a girl
Sandlot
"Say hello to my little friend"
Scarface
Say hello to my little friend!
Scarface
Hey Victor! I remember the time your father took me to Denny's, and I had the Grand Slam Breakfast. Two eggs, two pancakes, a glass of milk, and of course my favorite, the bacon. Some days, it's a good day to die. And some days, it's a good day to have breakfast.
Smoke Signals
Hey Victor! I'm sorry about your dad.
Smoke Signals
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny"
South Park
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Spaceballs
I cant breathe in this thing!
Spaceballs
"The best time to wear a stripped sweater...is all the time!"
Spongebob
"East?! Oh I thought you said Weest"
Spongebob Squarepants
"I Wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo
Spongebob Squarepants
"I Wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of Wumbo?!"
Spongebob Squarepants
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Spongebob Squarepants
"NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
Spongebob Squarepants
"You know whats funnier than 24? 25"
Spongebob Squarepants
Ohhhh... EAST. I thought you said WEAST.
Spongebob Squarepants
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
Spongebob Squarepants
Do, or do not. There is no "try".
Star Wars Empire Strikes Back
"It's the freakin' Catalina Wine Mixer!"
Step Brothers
Hey, Man. Did you touch my drum set?
Step Brothers
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
Step Brothers
So many activities!
Step Brothers
That's funny, the last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.
Step Brothers
i'm not going to call him dad, even if there's a fire.
Step Brothers
Nuh uh, thats MY fancy sauce, if you want fancy sauce you can make your own batch
Step brothers
Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?
Suicide Squad
"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."
Talladega Nights
I like to think of my jesus as a guy in a tuxedo T shirt, that says I am formal, but I also like to party
Talledega Nights
I'm still sittin' in my dirty ole' pee pants..
Talledega Nights
I don't have friends, I have family
The Fast and the Furious
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
The Godfather
It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
The Hangover
Honey where is my super suit?
The Incredibles
WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?
The Incredibles
And always be sure to keep the soap out of your YEEOWWW!!!!
The Lego Movie
Everything is Awesome
The Lego Movie
Good morning apartment!
The Lego Movie
Good morning apartment! Good morning ceiling, good morning doorway, good morning floor!Ready to start the day!
The Lego Movie
Shave your face, Brush your teeth, and comb your hair.
The Lego Movie
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
The Lord of the Rings
We've had one breakfast, yes. But what about SECOND breakfast?
The Lord of the Rings
I am definitely going to die up here... if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music.
The Martian
If you're a bird, I'm a bird
The Notebook
"Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica"
The Office
"I love my employees, even though I hit one of you with my car"
The Office
"I'm not superstitious. I am a LITTLE stitious."
The Office
"I've got to make sure YouTube comes down to tape this"
The Office
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."
The Office
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
The Office
And I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
The Office
Beats. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
The Office
Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party was so lame.
The Office
Identity theft isn't a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
The Office
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
The Princess Bride
Inconceivable
The Princess Bride
Mawwage! Mawwage is what bwings us togeva today! And wuv! Twue wuv!
The Princess Bride
"L7 Weenie!"
The Sandlot
"You're Killing me Smalls"
The Sandlot
You Play baseball like a girl!!
The Sandlot
Here's Johnny!
The Shining
Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
The Simpsons
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
The Simpsons
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is, never try.
The Simpsons
Me, fail English? That's unpossible!
The Simpsons
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
The Simpsons
I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze
The Usual Suspects
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
The Wizard Of Oz
He said my son was an animal, and if I didn't keep him on a leash, he would hit him with his car.
This is 40
"A creepy old man cut my HAIR off!"
Thor Ragnarok
I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.
Titanic
When You Got Nothing, You Got Nothing To Lose.
Titanic
You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
Tommy Boy
"I didn't know we had a pool!"
Wall-E
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
anchor man
make a move, reindeer games
avengers
"This is my wife."
borat
does anyone have any orange slices
civil war
"Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
deadpool
"I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."
deadpool
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
spaceballs
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed! Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before!
spaceballs
wake me up when i care
spongebob
Dale: (To Brennan, believing he touched his drum set) Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set? Brennan: Nope. Dale: It's just weird 'cause...it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set. Brennan: Yeah, that is weird, 'cause I didn't touch em'. Dale: (Throws Brennan's feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my drum set?! Brennan: Hey, knock it off! Dale: I know you touched my drum STICK. 'Cause the left one has a chip in it! Brennan: Are you f***ing crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated. Dale: F*** you, Brennan! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it! Brennan: You get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass! Dale: You swear on your mom's life you didn't touch it then?! Brennan: I don't have to swear to sh*t! Dale: That's 'cause you f***ing touched my drum set, 'cause I KNOW, Cops doesn't start till 4:00! Brennan: (Begins to leave the living room) Dale: Where you going? Brennan: I'm going upstairs. Cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! Okay!? (He walks upstairs) Dale: Don't you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!
stepbrothers
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
the big lebowski
My God, Are We Gonna Be Like Our Parents
the breakfast club
could you describe the ruckus sir
the breakfast club
Wanna know how I got these scars?
the dark knight
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
the office
I declare BANKRUPTCY!
the office
I talk a lot so I've learned to tune myself out.
the office
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year-
the office
Sometimes I start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
the office
Today, smoking is going to save lives.
the office
Toto I've a feeling we're not in kansas anymore
wizard of oz
Yaah, that's hot
youtube rewind 2018
You're a wizard, Harry
Harry Potter
It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live
Harry Potter (Sorcerers Stone)
That is mahogany!
Hunger Games
Do not alarm the makers of the tiny humans. They will eat you.
Grey's Anatomy
There's a land called passive agressiva, and you're their queen.
Grey's Anatomy
who else feels like they have no idea what they're doing?
Grey's Anatomy
We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
Greys Anatomy
