The Rehearsal - Morgan's lines

J: Stop.

"You know what, I am such a team player that I would be willing to lend my fourteen years of dance training-

J: You know what you can do to help out? Go outside and sit in the grass. Okay?

"You're so fun!"

JESS: What do I do?

"You're the Cuban hoochie. You try to steal my man. And I fight you to the death."

MH: .......Got it? Let's just try it.

*Crazy drunk* "Ha ha ha ha! Oh Mr.Masterson! You are funny!" *falls* "Whoopsie! Someone put a slanted thing in this chair! Ha ha ha ha! So tell me- why do they call you Skye"

MIKE: No

*doing the same routine again* It's easy. Step step spin shake step step spin shake and back back arms up arms down front front side arms up and shake shake wiggle wiggle spin spin step down. See?"

JIM: uh..

*fake puke noises*

J: Better

*taking a hold of Jim* Because Sky here needs to win the bet in order to make the money to pay me, Sara, to go out with him. Because that's how love works, bribery."

MD: Moving on- the last of our leads is Angela, who's playing the part of Adelaide.

"The most fun part in the play!"

MH: Not exactly to the death.

"That's my interpretation"

MH: Great, have a seat Guy, And our female lea-

" Hi everyone! You know me! I'm Morgan Hill, and I'll be playing the part of Miss Sarah Brown! Which is the second most fun part in the play, next to the other lead, Adelaide. I don't mind though, because I really like wearing starchy costumes and having my hair in a bun. And also awesome! I get to kiss Barry in this show, which I've really been looking forward to for a while, because that's totally what I thought I'd be doing with my life at this point! Not that I'm bitter! I'm NOT bitter! I love my part! I love singing really high and showing no emotions on stage! By the way, I wanted to do Wicked, which is an incredibly awesome show and I would've made the BEST Elphaba ever - can I just do a little bit of my audition song? *uhh yeah Idk do like a little cough* But, that's cool. Apparently, we don't have the right to do that show or something- so instead, were doing this show, which is *ahem* just great! Which is awesome! cause instead of flying and singing amazing songs, I get to be Miss, Sarah, Brown, Who is working for the salvation Army and ring that bell *hand motion* MUCH more fun than flying and using magic, I can tell you that much! And I think this is the year that Barry learned what deodorant was, so, that's a bonus! And it looks like some of his pimples are clearing up, double bonus! I can't wait to do this show!!!! *breathe* I am a team player.

J: Hey! I don't want to hear it do it now!

"And Jim- You're over here. And I want you all to just walk around and look cool, okay? Ready Guys! " "And- Step step spin shake step step spin shake and back back arms up arms down front front side arms up and shake shake wiggle wiggle spin spin down. Stop!"

MH: And Jim you can say things too.

"Can I just-"*SPINBITCH*"Ha ha ha ha! Oh Mr. Masterson...woah..."

JIM: Do I have to dance in this part?

"Don't worry about it, I'll lead."

MH: No.

"How bout just a few girls with mustaches? You put them in a suit and a hat and no one will know the difference."

ANG: What am I supposed to be doing?

"I don't know. You're the star. You figure it out."

MH: What?

"I have a great idea for how to put flying monkeys in the sewer scene."

J: Whatever I say it is, okay? You just do the moves and keep your mouth shut. Morgan, you're not in this number.

"I know, but I've been in dance classes since I was four."

MH: I think we're gonna be okay.

"I think we're gonna be great"

DEB: Sorry

"I'll take the lead on this one. Now if we were doing Wicked, you guys would all be flying monkeys. Wouldn't that be awesome? I think so. But since were doing such a guy heavy show with out enough guys, which-just-makes-so-much-sense, you guys get to have a dance number. You don't dance with each other, okay! You're gangsters, you're in the sewer, you're gambling.-

MIKE: Thank you!

"I'm not finished with you!"

JIM: I got the script yesterday.

"I'm still processing"

MH: Stop! Maybe not quite that drunk.

"I've never been drunk, so I'm just-"

DARREL: People will laugh at me

"It's a comedy! They're supposed to laugh"

J: Sit! Go away!

"It's so wonderful that you have such a great attitude and I get to-"

DARREL: My brain hurts.

"Let's try that again and not be so terrible this time, okay? I'm trying to be positive! You make it, hard. And... Again! Step step spin shake step step spin shake and back back arms up arms down front front side arms up and shake shake wiggle wiggle spin - stop! Stop!"

*8. I'd be Ringing*

"Mr.H Boys are dumb. Can we please replace them with girls in fake mustaches?"

MH: Yeah

"Mr.Henderson?"

J: Great.

"My part doesn't get a chance to dance. Because it's that awesome!"

SAV: Don't we have a real choreographer?

"Never fear! I am ready to step in-"

MD: And the music is going.

"Oh my heart is beating so fast! Let's dance, baby!""Woo! ha ha ha"

Girls 1-4: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"Oh no buster you're not getting away from me that easily! Woo!"

JIM: I thought I won their souls in a dice game and then took them to the mission. So it's not about the money.

"Oh right! You trick these scumbags into attending a religious meeting, which makes my character, since she's the oh-so-smart, fall in love with you. Very realistic! Not at all like Wicked in which characters are emotionally developed and is a commentary on fascism. Anyway! We dance in the sewers! Not with each other! Now you may ask the question - if we're tough gangsters, why are we dancing? Gangsters don't normally dance. And my answer to that is shut up and do the musical. Okay? Good! Now- *starts dance routine* one two three four five six seven eight and one two three four five six seven eight. *stops, No one has moved.*

ANG: I haven't really had much dance training.

"Oh! Wow! What a crazy decision to give you that part and give ME the part of Sarah then!"

MH: Just be dizzy

"Okay"

J:WE worked on some moves at the arcade playing DDR. They rock. Angela you're right here.

"Out front where you're supposed to be'cause you have the most fun part! Good thing you've had all that dance training!"

MH: No.

"Please, I'm begging you here, they're awful."

J: Super.

"So I thought maybe I'd help out"

DARREL: You're an idiot!

"Stop! I've got a new plan for us! This is a really great plan that you don't need any skills to execute okay. It's called swaying back and forth. Can you do that? Cause sometimes I teach church choir to kindergartners and they can do this, so I think you might be able to handle it! Ready? Sway...sway.. sway... sway..*pause* You're doing it wrong. You're doing this wrong. You are swaying wrong. Wow. "