Illumeably 02/22/24
6. Seriously do you actually believe that-
(Moaning) oh; ow!
7.
(Moaning) oof
12. Margo, trust me she's lying
Ah!
11. Bertha, stop. I'm in a new relationship, even though we may share a kid, I don't think we-
Ah! I think the baby is coming. Oh yeah just like the good ol' days.
11. Get OFF OF ME! You have NO right to come in here, fake having a baby and try to destroy my relationship!
But Willard, I love you.
5. That doesn't sound like the Ms. Stevenson I remember.
Doesn't matter, look you weren't there then, but you're here now! So you better step up and help me!
11. First you let her stay here and now I see you're messing around with her. I've had it! You can keep her!
FINALLY, that stupid ugly girlfriend of yours is gone! Now I have you all to myself.
9. Great idea
Guess I'll have to find a nice spot under a bridge again, since I'm HOMELESS.
12. What?
Hands off my man.
3. You never called or anything! How was I supposed to know you got pregnant?!
How was I supposed to tell you?
9. Margo, be nice.
I didn't say I wasn't gonna eat it. I'm just gonna have to suffer with it, for the baby. Silly Willy, do you remember last Christmas when we broke the tree?
12. Care to explain this?
I uh...
3. Bertha don't bring Margo into this.
I'm just saying what a downgrade
1. Ow! What was that for?
Look what you did to me
11. What is wrong with you?
Now that she's gone I can come clean. I'm not actually pregnant.
7. Bertha are you okay?
Oh I just sat funny, but I'm sooooo uncomfortable. Could you stay by me in case anything happens.
5. What? No I don't.
Oh are you sure?
5. Ugh if you need help, I'll be there for you.
Oh my god so you do love me
5. I thought after we broke up you moved in with your mom?
Oh no she was so embarrassed about my pregnancy she kicked me out.
9. Yeah I guess it was
Oh that was the best night EVER. You know Will used to tell me I was the best he EVER got if you know what I mean. No WONDER I'm pregnant.
12. Bertha, what the-
Ow it hurts so much
7. Um
Please? If not for me, do it for the baby.
9. What?
Really?! Oh you're so kind. To think last time we lived under the same roof we were dating.
3.
Seriously, THAT is who you LEFT me for. What a joke.
5.
That's why I had to find you, I have no one else.
5. We were a horrible couple, we're NOT getting back together.
Ugh fine... you know all this being pregnant and having you be rude is making me hungry. Do you have anything to eat? I AM eating for 2 you know.
11. Are you kidding me?! You faked being pregnant with my child?
Um yeah? But don't worry, now that I have you all to myself, we can make this baby a reality.
9. It's stew
Um you want THAT to nourish your child? That's brave.
9. So, you gonna head out soon?
Wait for me to finish my food first jeez. Ew, what even is that?
11. Why?
Well it's the least I could do for your hospitality. I mean don't you miss us?
12. You know what?
What are you- hey!
9. That was you who broke it when you tried to have us lean on it.
Who wouldn't want to make out with a handsome guy like you on a Christmas tree. Haha... good times. I remember that night so well. Wait wasn't that nine months ago?
11. Morning Bertha... what are you doing?
Why I'm making you breakfast of course.
12. She isn't! Bertha! Knock this off. You're not pregnant, you're just insane!
Willard is spouting nonsense, I AM pregnant! He loves me, He's just being irresponsible!
11. I gotta go get Margo. When I get back, you better be GONE!
Willard please come back! If I can't have him no one can.
9. Ok, wow.
Wow this stew was great, oh I am soooooooooo tired, I should probably head out.
1. Woah what?
You better step up, cause you're gonna be a dad soon.
3. Bertha I didn't "leave you" for anyone and you can't just barge into MY home unannounced, regardless of your circumstances.
You can't just knock me up and ignore our child
12. Stop making a scene
You want a scene? I'll give you a scene. Help! This evil man knocked over a pregnant woman.