The Simpsons - Season 5
What was the name of the B-Sharps second album?
Bigger Than Jesus (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What does Nigel call Marge?
Bouffant Betty (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is the name of the Itchy and Scratchy where Scratchy finally gets Itchy?
Burning Down the Mouse (Homer Goes to College)
What does Sideshow Bob say upon being arrested in front of the brothel?
By Lucifer's beard (Cape Feare)
How does Homer expect to remember the periodic table?
By writing it on his hand (Homer Goes to College)
What towns are presented by the witness protection programs as possible new homes?
Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville (Cape Feare)
What is the fraternity at the School of Hard Knockers?
Chug-a-lug House (Homer Goes to College)
Who is the star of School of Hard Knockers?
Corey Masterson (Homer Goes to College)
Who was the announcer on Up Late With McBain?
Corporal Obergruppenführer (Cape Feare)
Who is Lisa's pen pal?
Anya (Cape Feare)
What is Apu's name in the B-Sharps?
Apu Debeaumarches (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
How does Sideshow Bob refer to Springfield State Prison?
As a dank, urine-soaked, hell hole (Cape Feare)
What plaque can be seen outside Springfield University?
Ask about our Latin motto contest (Homer Goes to College)
What B-Sharp product was taken off the market because it was poisonous?
Funny Foam (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Who does Grandpa think is sending Bart threatening letters?
Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsey (Cape Feare)
Who has invaded Anya's village?
General Krull (Cape Feare)
Who is Mr. Burns' brother?
George Burns (Rosebud)
Name three castaways.
Gilligan, the Skipper and Chief Wiggum (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Who tries out for the B-Sharps?
Grandpa, Willie, Jasper, Chief Wiggum (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What does Bart want his new identity to be when entering the witness relocation program?
Gus, the lovable chimney sweep (Cape Feare)
What was Mr. Burns' childhood name?
Happy (Rosebud)
What billboard is outside Homer's hotel after the Grammy's?
Happy Family Brand Bourbon (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Why did Sir Oinks-a-Lot faint?
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor (Homer Goes to College)
How did Willie spend his summer while Skinner was with the B-Sharps?
He made millions in software and lost it at the track (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
When sending Homer to college, what else does Mr. Burns say that Homer must do?
He must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. (Homer Goes to College)
What precaution does one of the nerds take before partying?
He puts on his snow pants (Homer Goes to College)
When Homer played D and D, what happened to him?
He was slain by an elf (Homer Goes to College)
What instrument did Dean Bobby Peterson play and with whom?
He was the bass player for the Pretenders (Homer Goes to College)
Where does Mr. Burns say Homer is when he's actually guarding the bee?
He's in Geneva, chairing a conference on nuclear fission (Homer Goes to College)
What photos does Bart have of Sir Oinks-a-Lot?
Here he is presiding over last year's homecoming, conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon and rolling in his own filth (Homer Goes to College)
Homer's song about C. Everett Koop was worse than what?
His song about Mr. T. (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What threatening letter does Homer send Bart?
I Kill You Scum (Cape Feare)
What message accompanies Sideshow Bob requesting Wipeout?
I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully. (Cape Feare)
What drink does Barney's B-Sharps girlfriend order at Moe's?
I would like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is the first death threat Sideshow Bob sends Bart?
I'm Going to Kill You (Cape Feare)
How does Quimby address the swap meet?
Ich bin ein Springfield swap meet patron (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What does Moe's Lucy shells say?
Oh, Mr. Mooney, I just have to meet Bob Cummings (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Who are some notable nerds?
Orville Redenbacher, David Byrne and David Sutter (Homer Goes to College)
What did Moe sell at the swap meet?
Oyster shells painted to resemble Lucille Ball (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What does Bart buy at the swap meet?
Pencil holder that's a bong (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What button does Homer fall asleep on, prompting a dog to avert a nuclear disaster?
Plant Destruct. Please Do Not Push. (Homer Goes to College)
What does Dean Bobby Peterson say he's always up to do?
Play some hackey sack or jam (Homer Goes to College)
Who did the little boy become, according to Paul Harvey?
Roy Comb (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What Krusty album does Bart find at the swap meet?
S'Wonderful, S'Marvelous, S'Krusty (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What movie does Homer watch to get ready for college?
School of Hard Knockers (Homer Goes to College)
Corey Masterson gets what job?
Secretary of Partying Down (Homer Goes to College)
What does Flanders consider the finger razors to be as fun as?
Sitting through church. (Cape Feare)
Why was the Malibu Stacy doll taken off the market in 1958?
Some kids put both his eyes out (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Why couldn't the nerd go at the gas station?
Somebody knocked on the door and he couldn't go. (Homer Goes to College)
What category do the B-Sharps win their Grammy in?
Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of the year (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is the name of the Itchy and Scratchy that Bart watches while worried about Sideshow Bob?
Spay Anything (Cape Feare)
Where does Homer go to college?
Springfield University (Homer Goes to College)
What does the card by Management By Nigel read?
Stars discovered, fortunes made, hats blocked (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What are Homer Simpsons' three favorite books?
TV Guide, Son of Sniglet, and Katherine Hepburns' Me (Homer Goes to College)
How does Reverend Lovejoy distract Ned during the B-Sharps?
Tells him there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks like St. Barnabus. (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Springfield State Prison boasts what?
That it's America's Fastest Growing Prison (Cape Feare)
What music comes with the Witness Relocation Program car?
The FBI Light Opera Society sings the complete Gilbert and Sullivan (Cape Feare)
What does Mr. Burns offer in place of a washer and dryer to the nuclear inspectors?
The Mystery Box (Homer Goes to College)
Where does Homer take the nerds to party and what do they see?
The Springfield Petting Zoo and ducks (Homer Goes to College)
Where do the nerds keep Sir Oinks-a-Lot?
The supply room (Homer Goes to College)
What opinion do the guys at MIT hold about Star Trek?
They think Picard is superior to Kirk (Homer Goes to College)
How did the B-Sharps know they were finished?
They were listed as Not in US Magazine's Hot or Not issue (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is on Sideshow Bob's list in prison?
Threaten Bart, Do Laundry, Buy Corn Holders (Cape Feare)
What is Bart's purpose in life?
To witness this moment. (Homer Goes to College)
What combination of flavors has a commercial that says "Ah, steaky."
Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink (Homer Goes to College)
How is a college admissions board like a baseball team?
You need teamwork, not some hot dog admissions officer playing by his own rules (Homer Goes to College)
What people are Homer's mortal enemies?
Nerds (Homer Goes to College)
Who invents the bra bomb?
Nerdlinger (Homer Goes to College)
What prank does Corey Masterson pull?
A bra bomb (Homer Goes to College)
What kept Homer from going to college when he was in high school?
A dog with a ham (Homer Goes to College)
What comes in the mail with Homer's college rejection letters?
A flyer for a hardware store (Homer Goes to College)
Why does Homer have to hide his marriage while he's with the B-Sharps?
A lot of women will want to have sex with you and we want them to think they can (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What does Marge think your son or daughter will think is really cool?
A wishbone necklace (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Why was the Sea Captain trying to kill Squidy?
Ah, Squidy, I've got nothing against ya. I heard there was gold in yer belly. (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is the antidote to a zany scheme?
An even zanier scheme (Homer Goes to College)
What is the name of Homer's dorm?
Anderson Hall (Homer Goes to College)
Who is the Dean at the School of Hard Knockers?
Dean Bitterman (Homer Goes to College)
Who is the Dean at Springfield University?
Dean Bobby Peterson (Homer Goes to College)
What is Sideshow Bob writing when he passes out from blood loss?
Dear life in these United States... (Cape Feare)
Bart considers himself this century's who?
Dennis the Menace (Cape Feare)
Who did Homer beat for the Grammy?
Dexy's Midnight Runners (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
According to Mayor Quimby, what is the only thing you can't buy at the swap meet?
Dignity (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What is Homer's big plan to graduate college?
During the exam, he'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything works out. (Homer Goes to College)
What movie are the Simpsons watching when threatened by Sideshow Bob?
Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap (Cape Feare)
What does the plaque outside Springfield A&M say?
If you were a student here, you'd be home by now. (Homer Goes to College)
Where was the jade monkey?
In the glovebox with the road maps and ice scraper (Homer Goes to College)
How does Homer Simpsons' college essay end?
It was the most I ever threw up and it changed me forever (Homer Goes to College)
What was notable about 1985?
Joe Piscopo left SNL to conquer Hollywood and People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What religious cards does Nelson admire at the swap meet?
Joseph of Arimathea and a Methusaleh rookie card (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What signs are outside Burns' Manor as he dreams about Bobo?
Keep Out, Danger Electrified Fence, Trespassers Will Be Shot, Free Kittens Inquire Within (Rosebud)
What does Homer's cigar say while enjoying Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap?
Knoxville World's Fair 1983
What tattoos are on Sideshow Bob's hands?
L-U-V and H-A-T (Cape Feare)
When was the last time the B-Sharps were together?
Last year on that stupid Dame Edna special (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What do Homer's tutors know?
Math, science and the words to every Monty Python routine (Homer Goes to College)
What was the name of the first B-Sharps album?
Meet the B-Sharps (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Who was part of the rodent invasion of the 60's?
Melvin and the squirrels (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
Who does Bart make prank phone calls to?
Moe and Linda Lavin (Cape Feare)
What is Moe's called while the B-Sharps sing there?
Moe's Cavern (Homer's Barbershop Quartet)
What cookies does Mr. Burn claim they make at the Nuclear Power Plant?
Mr. Burns Old Fashioned Good Times Chewy (Homer Goes to College)
What does an irradiated Homer threaten?
Must destroy mankind (Homer Goes to College)
