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*death buddy enters.*

AHHHHHH!!

Rickmansempra. Locomoter Legs Tarantula Jelly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

M; snake spell

Ahh! J. finch sees a snake. J. finch is going to die!

I'm just focusing on dates. And Sports!

Alright, losers. Zach Smith here. HEY! YOU! I HATE YOU. LEAVE. LEAVE NOW. So, You flubber worms wanna play sports? AKA meet some hot ladies?! Cause that's the only reason to play

I'll be nervous once it's over. Daffa Dillio!

Aw...They're lovely

I think I already won.

Awwww.

Yes, dragon. Go after the nice doggy. Eat the nice doggy

Cedric has turned a rock into an adorable barking puppy to distract the dragon. OH MY GOD, the dragon has ripped the head off the dog, and now there's a dead dog on the field. The dragon has turned on Cedric. Cedric is on fire! Do not be confused by the tone of my voice, he is literally on fire! ANNNNNNNND! He's got the egg! Need I remind everyone there is still a dragon. Right there.

I think I was born ready. Bearspell!

Cedric! are you nervous?

finish monologue

Cut it out! Stop! All right. YOINK. Tryouts are over. And guess what. You You're on the team!

Yeah, come on what's the worst that could happen

Ginny!! Will you go to the ball with me!

Harry looking over this way. Lets practice our stunning spells

Great im doing the stunning. I understand.

Oh No he-whose-name-we-cant-say is definitely back

Harry fought him Again! Nobody is safe!

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHh

Harry tried to kill me!

Harry's back!

Hes here to start a revolution!

Guys were Wizards Yeah

Hey we should introduce ourselves. I'm J finch fletchley. I'm boyish and Fun

W: We have something called herbology

I hope it's not scary or confusing!

Now who wants to see me mess with some spiders?

I like spiders!!!

promise us all you wont leave

I promise...Welp! i'm going to leave now, Bye!

What happend

I think we stunned eachother?

H: Im a puff and im staying

I'm a Puff And I'm staying.

Maybe well i'm off to bed

If cedric's going to bed im going to bed too. J finch out

*snap*

J. Finch finching around!

Puffs Rollcall!!! Oliver

J. finch

Hmm. Better you than some other loser i guess. Better than........Mr Imaginary

J. finch doesn't exist. J. finch can go wherever he wants

someone told me it must be my long lost twin sister ..............

J. finch is too young to die!!!

OOO bed sound nice

J. finch, finchen' around, Finchen' the halls, Finchen' himself!

OOH! BED!

Ladies and gentlemen squibs and squabs! Get ready for the enventful entertaining, visually exciting SECOND TASK! Your champions have one hour to find something that has been lost. In that lake. Spoiler alert it's their friends. On your mark. Get set. GO!

Even some of our puffs were invied to join in

Man these. A.A. meetings are great Albus's Army! The A.A.!

And finally! It was time for the First Task! Listen to that CROWD!!!!

Microphonus! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 1994 THREE WIZARD TOURNAMENT. Now. Are. You. READY!? Then let's hear it for your first champion.. Weighing in at 12 1/4 Inches with the hair of a unicorn. Hailing from the quaint town of St. Catchpole, He's a prefect in the streets, and his house is obsolete. Put your hands together for this 6th year MR. DIGGORY! Cedric! you must obtain the golden egg on the field. But in order to do so, first: you'll have to get past this highly dangerous DRAGON!! It's time to BEGIN!

AVADA-

NOOO!

Really?!

No! HA! You were so happy, and now you're sad! GOT YOU. It's a one-man team. ZACH SMITH.

Really?

No. Ha! I Got you! you just got got! Get out of here. Everyone else. YOU MADE THE TEAM!!

Hes going to kill us all

No. its just ol' J. finch he after. And i never got...I never got to...I never got to eat all the flavored beans.

What is a potion

OOO! its what you put on your skin to make it feel soft

Oh, sad Maybe its time for something a bit more festive

OOOO! its the Halloween feast! J. finch approved

We're ALL the worst at this school.

Oh no--I'm going to the petrified place.

(nick enters)

Oh, hi, Mr. Nick!

everyone's earning points now! repario! alohmora!

Olive Gardium Leviosa

...I guess I'll go watch the Sports game.

Sports! For those of you joining us these players are trying to throw the ball through the hoops to score points, but don't get hit by those other balls AND OHP HE CAUGHT THE BALL. Game over Puffs lose in the shortest game ever. How sad. Spooooorrrts!

after the last line

Take that! Take that! And this! YEAH!! Zach Smith came back to school. Zach Smith forever!

Wow! Free tattoo! Awesome

WOAAAH! That lady is EVIIIL! AND THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD ALL THINK ABOUT HER.

Ahhh! Uh bullying me? Ohhhh no

Well, Ol' J. Finch completed his life's one dream. I ate ALL the flavored beans. Top 5 Booger, Spinach booger, Watermelon, and Number 1 _____

He fixed these glasses I was holding

Wooow.

Maybe a story about the puffs?

a cool one?

very hard SHHHHHHH

anyone want to hear a riddle, What has eight legs, It's a SPIDER

sure. Ill see you later

bye cedric**

I went to a water park

im just happy to be here with all of you. My friends. Feelings

*AHHHH*

looks like he ordered a side of Mac and Finch.

so if your imagnary how come the bad people can see you?

they must have special glasses!

I dont think they want the stupid people to help fight.

yeah. J. Finch is only good at Herbology. Which is the best.

Then how come i can see you?

you must be special.