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1000 milliliters

1 liter

1 quart

1 liter ( a liter is slightly larger than a quart, but only by a small amount. )

1 yard

1 meter

5280 feet

1 mile

60 seconds

1 minute

16 ounces

1 pound

2000 pounds

1 ton

7 days

1 week

36 inches

1 yard

12 months

1 year

52 weeks

1 year

Rick Riordan

The Lightning Thief, The Titan's Curse, The Sea of Monsters, The Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian, The Red Pyramid

Seal

any of numerous marine mammals that come on shore to breed

Cow

mature female of mammals of which the male is called 'bull'

Boa Constrictor

snake that constricts or crushes its prey in its coils

366 days

1 LEAP year

Fighting Temptations

[Intro - Beyonce] Fighting temptation [Missy] Yo Beyonce, Free, MC Lyte, y'all ready Let it put it down for the clubs [Beyonce + Missy + Free + MC Lyte] Ladies! HEY! we got that beat that make you jump To my fellas! whoo! Ya'll got them cars them ladies love Party People! yeah! we gonna party all night And let yo soul, work! ooo! and let yo soul keep on workin' out [Verse 1 - Missy + (Missy, Beyonce, MC Lyte, Free)] I'm the type of chick, who be fightin' temptation Make you wait, before we have a relation Playboy, holla at me lata' Don't you know I'm managed by Violator (They shootin'), I'm exterminator I look good, so hate me hater Me and my girls drinkin', where's the waiter Cheatin' guys, I already played ya Ladies night don't suffocate us If you touch us, we gonna altercation Warn Missy, you's impersonator I got so much ice, I even scare Jacob (Beyonce, MC Lyte, and Free) (Missy, put it down on da beat) Party people, it's good sensation We gonna show you, how to fight temptation [Chorus - Beyonce] I'm just fighting temptation (Yeah) Gotta get more control (Control, yeah) Yet it's very tempting when you ask to take me home (Home) I know you want my love (Love) I don't think the time is right (No) Call when I'm ready, but it won't be tonight [Verse 2 - Free] We in the club, Free gully no doubt See this real deal playa, starin' dead in my mouth He got his crew, but I got mine too Send a note to my table like, what you gonna do Eye game got him spreadin' me out In my ear dry tears, how he left his spouse And oh, the nice cars, and impressive house He want to run up in, I ain't no regular route (Hoooo!) Me and the girls, we ain't stressin' out We ain't birds, we ain't headin' south (Noooo!) Them one nighters, that's sad and doubt That little talk on da creep ,what you said is out I gets cheddar, to help me do what ever No beef with Dennis Edwards, but I fight temptation I'm not sayin' I don't like temptation I'm just lookin' for da right temptation, ya kno' [Chorus] [Verse 3 - MC Lyte] Yeah, party liked I never partyed before I hit the door, all the dudes hit the floor Sweet, they messin' wit the brown sugar queen Fightin' temptation, like Layla Ali Wit the 1, 2, let me show you what the hon' do When I come through, wit the butta dip crew Now, show me that you got my back Love me from, where you at I got eyes up, over my shoulder If you should decide, to get closer (Hooo!) Well then this dance, is straight over I'm gone, and Missy's Testaroasa "Be cool", thay what Free say B. say, "Keep it clean but give them lee way" All I know, it's a crazy sensation You fine, but I'm fightin' temptation [Chorus] [Outro - Beyonce + (Missy) + {Free}] Wooooooo (We goin' show you how to fight temptation) My love, yeah {I'm jus' lookin for da right temptation} {[Cut and Stratch - "Fight temptation]} Wooooo, yeah, yeah, yeah (We goin' show you how to fight temptation) {I'm jus' lookin for da right temptation} {[Cut and Stratch - "Fight temptation]} Yeah, yeah, yeah, woooooo [Beyonce + Missy + Free + MC Lyte] W-w-what you gonna do (Hoo-hoo) W-w-what you gonna do (Hoo-hoo) W-w-what you gonna do (Hoo-hoo)

365 days

1 REGULAR year

24 hours

1 day

12 inches

1 foot

60 minutes

1 hour

Avril Lavigne

1. "Black Star" Avril Lavigne Deryck Whibley 1:34 2. "What the Hell" Lavigne, Max Martin, Shellback Martin, Shellback 3:40 3. "Push" Lavigne, Evan Taubenfeld Whibley 3:01 4. "Wish You Were Here" Lavigne, Martin, Shellback Martin, Shellback 3:45 5. "Smile" Lavigne, Martin, Shellback Martin, Shellback 3:29 6. "Stop Standing There" Lavigne Butch Walker 3:27 7. "I Love You" Lavigne, Martin, Shellback Martin, Shellback 4:01 8. "Everybody Hurts" Lavigne, Taubenfeld Whibley 3:41 9. "Not Enough" Lavigne, Taubenfeld Whibley 4:18 10. "4 Real" Lavigne Lavigne 3:28 11. "Darlin" Lavigne Whibley 3:50 12. "Remember When" Lavigne Whibley 3:29 13. "Goodbye" Lavigne Lavigne 5:29 14. "Alice (Extended version)" (Hidden track) Lavigne Walker 4:59 The website I got it from gave me all this information.

Top ten country songs

1. Taylor Swift, "Ours" 2. Jake Owen, "Alone With You" 3. George Strait, "Love's Gonna Make It Alright" 4. Dierks Bentley, "Home" 5. Lee Brice, "A Woman Like You" 6. Blake Shelton, "Drink On It" 7. Lady Antebellum, "Dancin' Away With My Heart" 8. Montgomery Gentry, "Where I Come From" 9. Rascal Flatts, "Banjo" 10. Miranda Lambert, "Over You"

Top ten movies

1. The Godfather 2. Forrest Gump 3. Titanic 4. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 5. The Shawshank Redemption 6. Gladiator 7. Requiem For a Dream 8. Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back 9.Fight Club 10. The Matrix

Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!

1 mile

1.61 kilometers

1 teaspoon

1/3 tablespoon

1 centimeter

10 millimeters

1 pint

2 cups

1 quart

2 pints

1 fluid ounce

2 tablespoons

1 ounce

2 tablespoons

1 kilogram

2.2 pounds

1 inch

2.54 centimeters

100 celsius

212 fahrenheit

1 tablespoon

3 teaspoons

1 tablespoon

3 tsp

0 celsius

32 fahrenheit

20 celsius

68 fahrenheit

1 cup

8 fluid ounces

Food Network

A Aarti Party - hosted by Aarti Sequeira[3] Ace of Cakes - starring Duff Goldman After Midnight - hosted by Robin Dorian Alex's Day Off - hosted by Alex Guarnaschelli[4] All American Festivals - hosted by Tyler Florence and Jim O'Connor All-Star Holiday and Homecoming All-Star Holiday Party All-Star Kitchen Makeover - three-part special Appetite for Adventure - hosted by Joey Altman and Tori Ritchie Ask Aida - hosted by Aida Mollenkamp B Baker's Dozen - hosted by 13 of America's top bakers including; Flo Braker, Marion Cunningham (author), and Nick Malgieri Barefoot Contessa - hosted by Ina Garten[5] BBQ with Bobby Flay - hosted by Bobby Flay Behind the Bash - hosted by Giada De Laurentiis the Best Of - hosted by Marc Silverstein and Jill Cordes The Best of Bill Boggs Corner Table - hosted by Bill Boggs The Best Thing I Ever Ate Big Daddy's House - hosted by Aaron McCargo, Jr. Bocuse d'Or: A Chef's Dream - cooking competition Boy Meets Grill - hosted by Bobby Flay B. Smith with Style - hosted by B. Smith Bitchin' Kitchen - hosted by Nadia Giosia C Calling All Cooks - hosted by Curtis Aikens, Ceci Carmichael, Cathy Ballou, and Eric Boardman Calorie Commando - hosted by Juan-Carlos Cruz Chef du Jour - hosted by a different guest chef everyday The Chef Jeff Project - hosted by Jeff Henderson Chefography - a series of biographies on Food Network star chefs Chefs vs. City - hosted by Chris Cosentino and Aaron Sanchez Chew On This - hosted by Lenore Skenazy Chic and Easy with Mary Nolan - hosted by Mary Nolan Chocolate with Jacques Torres - hosted by Jacques Torres Chopped - An elimination cooking series - hosted by Ted Allen[6] Cooking for Real with Sunny Anderson - hosted by Sunny Anderson[7] Cooking Live - a call-in cooking show hosted by Sara Moulton Cooking Live Primetime - hosted by Sara Moulton Cooking Monday to Friday - hosted by Michele Urvater A Cook's Tour - hosted by Anthony Bourdain Ciao America With Mario Batali - hosted by Mario Batali Cooking Loft - hosted by Alex Guarnaschelli Cooking School Stories - documentary Cooking Right - hosted by John Ash Cooking Thin - hosted by Kathleen Daelemans Cookworks - hosted by Donna Dooher Corner Table With Bill Boggs - celebrities interviewed by Bill Boggs The Cowboys' Kitchen - hosted by Grady Spears Cupcake Wars - hosted by Justin Willman[8] D Date Plate - hosted by Kelly Deadmon with chefs, Ralph Pallarino, Cat Cora, Cheryl Smith, and Daisuke Utagawa Dave Does - hosted by Dave Lieberman - webseries Dear Food Network - specials Dessert First - hosted by Anne Thornton The Dessert Show - hosted by Debbi Fields, founder of Mrs. Field's Cookies Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives - hosted by Guy Fieri[9] Dining Around - hosted by Nina Griscom and Bill Boggs, later replaced by Alan Richman Dinner: Impossible - hosted by Robert Irvine, later replaced by Michael Symon, back to Robert Irvine Door-Knock Dinners - hosted by Gordon Elliott Down Home with the Neelys - hosted by Pat and Gina Neely Dweezil and Lisa - hosted by Dweezil Zappa and Lisa Loeb E Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello - hosted by Michael Chiarello East Meets West With Ming Tsai - hosted by Ming Tsai Emeril Live - hosted by Emeril Lagasse, production ceased December 11, 2007 Eating Out Loud - hosted by Ruth Reichl Entertaining at Home with Dean Fearing - hosted by Dean Fearing Essence of Emeril - hosted by Emeril Lagasse Extreme Cuisine - hosted by Jeff Corwin Everyday Italian - hosted by Giada De Laurentiis, replaced by Giada at Home in 2008[10] F Family Style - real-life series with brother and sister Joey and Melissa Maggiore Feasting on Asphalt - hosted by Alton Brown Feasting on Asphalt 2: The River Run - hosted by Alton Brown Feasting on Waves - hosted by Alton Brown Feeding Your Family on $99 A Week - hosted by Michele Urvater Fixing Dinner - hosted by Sandi Richard Follow That Food - hosted by Gordon Elliott Food 911 - hosted by Tyler Florence Food Detectives - hosted by Ted Allen Food Fantasy - hosted by Robin Dorian Food Fight - competition between everyday people Food Finds - hosted by Sandra Pinckney Food Hunter - hosted by Pete Luckett Food In A Flash - hosted by Curtis Aikens Food Jammers - hosted by Micah Donovan, Chris Martin and Nobu Adilman The Food Lab- yet to premiere FoodNation with Bobby Flay - hosted by Bobby Flay Food Network Challenge - Food Network-sponsored cooking competitions, hosted by Keegan Gerhard; replaced by Claire Robinson in 2010 Food News and Views - hosted by David Rosengarten Foods That Changed the World - hosted by Alton Brown, premiering 2010 Forever Summer - hosted by Nigella Lawson From Martha's Kitchen - hosted by Martha Stewart From My Garden - hosted by Curtis Aikens G The Galloping Gourmet - hosted by Graham Kerr Getting Healthy Giada at Home - replaced Everyday Italian - hosted by Giada De Laurentiis[11] Giada in Paradise - hosted by Giada De Laurentiis Giada's Weekend Getaways - hosted by Giada De Laurentiis Glutton for Punishment - hosted by Bob Blumer Good Eats - hosted by Alton Brown[12] Good Deal with Dave Lieberman - hosted by Dave Lieberman Good Food Fast with Family Circle - hosted by Ceci Carmichael Gotta Get It - hosted by Sunny Anderson and Marc Istook Gourmet Getaways - hosted by Robin Leach The Gourmet Next Door - hosted by Amy Finley The Great Food Truck Race - hosted by Tyler Florence Grape Expectations - a show dedicated to wine Grillin' and Chillin - hosted by Bobby Flay and Jack McDavid Guy's Big Bite - hosted by Guy Fieri[14] Guy Off the Hook - hosted by Guy Fieri Grill It! with Bobby Flay - hosted by Bobby Flay H Ham on the Street - hosted by George Duran Happy Days - hosted by Jamie Oliver Have Fork, Will Travel - hosted by Zane Lamprey Heavyweights Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - hosted by Bobby Flay and Jacqui Malouf How'd That Get On My Plate? - hosted by Sunny Anderson How to Boil Water - hosted by Emeril Lagasse 1993-1994, Cathy Lowe and Sean Donnellan 1994-2000, Lynne Koplitz and Frederic van Coppernolle 2000-2003, and Tyler Florence and Jack Hourigan 2003-present Healthy Appetite with Ellie Krieger - hosted by Ellie Krieger The Hungry Detective - hosted by Chris Cognac I In Food Today - hosted by Donna Hanover, Bill Boggs, and David Rosengarten Inside Dish With Rachael Ray - hosted by Rachael Ray Inside Scoop Into the Fire - real-life series Invention Hunters - hosted by Steve Greenberg and Patrick Raymond It's a Surprise! - hosted by Marc Summers Iron Chef - hosted by Takeshi Kaga Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters - hosted by Alton Brown Iron Chef America: The Series - hosted by Alton Brown J Jamie at Home - hosted by Jamie Oliver Jamie's Great Italian Escape - hosted by Jamie Oliver John Ash - hosted by John Ash Julia Child - hosted by Julia Child Julia Child Cooking Classics - hosted by Julia Child K Keith Famie's Adventures - hosted by Keith Famie Kid in a Candy Store - hosted by Adam Gertler[15] Kitchen Accomplished - hosted by Cat Cora and Peter Marr Kitchen Zero to Superhero - yet to premiere L Licence to Grill - hosted by Robert Rainford Lighten Up! - hosted by Janette Barber and Christina Deyo Low Carb and Lovin' It - hosted by George Stella Last Cake Standing M Mario Eats Italy - hosted by Mario Batali and Steve Rooney Mario, Full Boil - special hosted by Mario Batali Meals Without Meat - hosted by Curtis Aikens Mediterranean Mario - hosted by Mario Batali Melting Pot - hosted by Wayne Harley Brachman, Michelle Bernstein, Cat Cora, Rocco DiSpirito, Alex Garcia, Tanya Holland, Padma Lakshmi, Aaron Sanchez, Pilar Sanchez, Priscila Satkoff, Cheryl Smith, and Michael Symon Mexican Made Easy - hosted by Marcela Valladolid Michael's Place hosted by Michael Lomonaco Ming's Quest - hosted by Ming Tsai Molto Mario - hosted by Mario Batali My Life In Food - premiered January 3, 2009 My Country, My Kitchen - hosted by Rick Bayless, Ulrika Bengtsson, Rafih Benjelloun, Michelle Bernstein, Michael Chiarello, Leeann and Katie Chin, Sam Choy, Cat Cora, Ariane Daguin, Rocco DiSpirito, Tyler Florence, Peter Gordon, Maya Kaimal, Michael Lomonaco, Raphael Lunetta, Mai Pham, Jacques Torres, Eric Ripert, and Roy Yamaguchi N The Naked Chef - hosted by Jamie Oliver The Next Food Network Star - previously hosted by Marc Summers, currently Bobby Flay[16] Nigella Bites - hosted by Nigella Lawson Nigella Feasts - hosted by Nigella Lawson Nigella Express - hosted by Nigella Lawson Nigella's Christmas Kitchen - hosted by Nigella Lawson The Next Iron Chef - hosted by Alton Brown and Mark Dacascos O Oliver's Twist - hosted by Jamie Oliver P Party Starters - hosted by Justin Gunn Passion for Dessert with Jacques Torres - hosted by Jacques Torres Pasta Monday To Friday - hosted by Michele Urvater Paula's Best Dishes - replaced Paula's Home Cooking in 2008, hosted by Paula Deen Paula's Home Cooking - hosted by Paula Deen Paula's Party hosted by Paula Deen Paula's Party on the Road - hosted by Paula Deen, yet to premiere Party Line with The Hearty Boys hosted by Dan Smith and Steve McDonagh Pick of the Day - vegetarian cooking show hosted by Curtis Aikens Planet Food - hosted by Merrilees Parker, Tyler Florence, Padma Lakshmi, and Ben O'Donoghue Pressure Cooker hosted by Christopher Durham aka Chris Durham Private Chefs of Beverly Hills Pukka Tukka - hosted by Jamie Oliver Q Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller - hosted by Robin Miller Quench - hosted by Andrea Immer R Rachael Ray Feeds Your Pets - special hosted by Rachael Ray Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels - hosted by Rachael Ray Rachael's Vacation - hosted by Rachael Ray Ready.. Set... Cook! - hosted by Robin Young 1995, Sissy Biggers 1995-2000, and Ainsley Harriott 2000-2001 Recipe for Health - hosted by Lisa Rowland Callahan, MD Recipe for Success - originally hosted by Marlie Hall, then Eric McLendon Rescue Chef - hosted by Danny Boome Restaurant: Impossible - hosted by Robert Irvine Restaurant Makeover Restaurant Stakeout - hosted by Willie Degel[17] Road Tasted - hosted by Jamie Deen and Bobby Deen Road Tasted with The Neelys - hosted by Pat Neely and Gina Neely The Road to Bocuse d'Or - competition Roker on the Road - hosted by Al Roker Ruggerio To Go - hosted by David Ruggerio S Sandra's Money-Saving Meals - hosted by Sandra Lee Sara's Secrets - hosted by Sara Moulton The Secret Life Of... - originally hosted by Jim O'Connor, replaced by George Duran Secrets of a Restaurant Chef with Anne Burrell - hosted by Anne Burrell Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee - hosted by Sandra Lee Simply Delicioso - hosted by Ingrid Hoffmann Spencer Christian's Wine Cellar - hosted by Spencer Christian Spice & Easy - hosted by Janet Johnston (debuted April 24, 2010) Sugar Rush - hosted by Warren Brown The Surreal Gourmet - hosted by Bob Blumer Sweet Dreams - hosted by Gale Gand Sweet Genius - Hosted by Ron Ben-Israel T Take It Off (retitled as Weighing In) - hosted by Juan-Carlos Cruz Take On the Takeout - hosted by Danny Boome, premiering 2010 Talking Food - hosted by Robin Leach Tamales World Tour - hosted by Susan Feniger and Mary Sue Milliken Taste - hosted by David Rosengarten Taste of Life Taste Test - quiz show hosted by David Rosengarten Tasting Napa Ten Dollar Dinners - hosted by Melissa d'Arabian[18] Top 5 - hosted by Bobby Rivers Too Hot Tamales - hosted by Susan Feniger and Mary Sue Milliken Titans of Taste - produced by Al Roker The Thirsty Traveler - hosted by Kevin Brauch Throwdown! with Bobby Flay - hosted by Bobby Flay Tricked-Out Tailgating - special hosted by Al Roker Trisha's Southern Kitchen - hosted by Trisha Yearwood Trivia Unwrapped - hosted by Marc Summers TV Diners - hosted by Bill Boggs TV Dinners - hosted by Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall Two Fat Ladies - hosted by Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright Tyler's Ultimate - hosted by Tyler Florence U Ultimate Kitchens - hosted by Tori Ritchie Ultimate Recipe Showdown - hosted by Marc Summers and Guy Fieri Ultimate Recipe Showdown 2 - hosted by Guy Fieri Ultimate Recipe Showdown 3 - hosted by Guy Fieri, premiering 2010 Unwrapped - hosted by Marc Summers V Viva Daisy - hosted by Daisy Martinez, premiering January 10, 2009 W Weighing In - hosted by Juan-Carlos Cruz What Would Brian Boitano Make? - hosted by Brian Boitano, debuted August 23, 2009 What's Hot! What's Cool! hosted by Alli Joseph Will Work For Food - hosted by Adam Gertler, debuted January 19, 2009 Wolfgang Puck - hosted by Wolfgang Puck Wolfgang Puck's Cooking Class - hosted by Wolfgang Puck Wolfgang Puck's Master Class - hosted by Wolfgang Puck Worst Cooks in America - hosted by Anne Burrell, Beau MacMillan (Season 1), Robert Irvine (Season 2), Bobby Flay (season 3) debuted January 3, 2010

Sorry For Eating The Peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

Weight

A measure of the force of gravity on an object.

Length

A measure of the straight-line distance between two points. In the following cards are conversions involving length.

I Have Contacts

A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses." "Well, I have contacts," the woman replied. "Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the officer. "You're getting a ticket.".

Answer

A: Long distance!

All the shows on each channel, like Disney. It's most likely not going to be all the shows but most of them.

Nickelodeon

Animated ("Nicktoons") SpongeBob SquarePants (May 1, 1999 - present) The Fairly OddParents (March 30, 2001 - present) The Penguins of Madagascar (March 28, 2009 - present) Fanboy and Chum Chum (November 6, 2009 - present) T.U.F.F. Puppy (October 2, 2010 - present) Planet Sheen (October 2, 2010 - present) - New Episodes on Nicktoons Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (November 7, 2011 - present) The Legend of Korra (April 14, 2012 - present) Live-action iCarly (September 8, 2007 - present) Big Time Rush (November 28, 2009 - present) Victorious (March 27, 2010 - present) House of Anubis (January 1, 2011 - present)[1] Supah Ninjas (January 17, 2011 - present)[2] Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (July 1, 2011 - present) How to Rock (February 4, 2012 - present) Fred: The Show (February 20, 2012 - present) Preschool Dora the Explorer (August 14, 2000 - present) Team Umizoomi (January 25, 2010 - present) Bubble Guppies (January 24, 2011 - present) Mike the Knight (February 6, 2012 - present) Franklin and Friends (February 13, 2012 - present) Max & Ruby (October 21, 2002 - present) Game shows BrainSurge (September 28, 2009 - present) Educational Kids Pick the President (1988 - present) The Big Help (1990 - 2001, 2010 - present) Nick News with Linda Ellerbee (May 1, 1992 - present) Worldwide Day of Play (2004 - present)

Top ten books

Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain Hamlet by William Shakespeare The Great Gatsby F. Scott Fitzgerald In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust The Stories of Anton Chekhov by Anton Chekhov Middlemarch by George Eliot

Irvine (Kelly C.)

Are you there? Are you watching me? As I lie here on this floor They say you feel what I do They say you're here every moment Will you stay? Stay 'till the darkness leaves Stay here with me I know you're busy, I know I'm just one But you might be the only one who sees me The only one to save me Why is it so hard? Why can't you just take me? I don't have much to go Before I fade completely Can you feel how cold I am? Do you cry as I do? Are you lonely up there all by yourself? Like I have felt all my life The only one to save mine How are you so strong? What's it like to feel so free? Your heart is really something Your love, a complete mystery to me Are you there watching me? As I lie here on this floor Do you cry, do you cry with me? Cry with me tonight Are you there? Are you watching me?

School Supplies

Backpack. Fruit snack. Waterbottle too. Calculator. French Translator. Pink eraser. Glue. Notebooks. Workbooks. Poster paper. Pens. Dictionary. Stationery. Presents for my friends. Lunchbox. Tube socks. Watercolors. Tape. Yellow pencils. Plastic stencils. One for every shape. Wristwatch. Stopwatch. Cell phone. DVD. New computer. Motorscooter. Giant screen T.V. That's my list of all I need to buy. I never knew a shopping list could make my mother cry.

Below are some poems by Kenn Nesbitt.

Baby Boy

Certified quality A dat da girl dem need and dem not stop cry without apology Buck dem da right way - dat my policy Sean Paul alongside - now hear what da man say - Beyonce Dutty ya, dutty ya, dutty ya Beyonce sing it now ya Baby boy you stay on my mind Fulfill my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Baby boy not a day goes by Without my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Aah oh my baby's fly baby oh Yes no hurt me so good baby oh I'm so wrapped up in your love let me go Let me breathe stay out my fantasies Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live And tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize I know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride Follow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be denied Come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified Me have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slide And in the words of love I got ta get it certified But I give you da toughest longest kinda ride - girl Baby boy you stay on my mind Fulfill my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Baby boy not a day goes by Without my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Picture us dancin real close In a dark dark corner of a basement party Every time I close my eyes It's like everyone left but you and me In our own little world The music is the sun The dance floor becomes the sea Feels like true paradise to me Baby boy you stay on my mind Fulfill my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Baby boy not a day goes by Without my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams Baby boy you stay on my mind Baby boy you are so damn fine Baby boy won't you be mine Baby boy let's conceive an angel Top top - girl Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl Driving around da town in your drop top - girl You no stop shock - girl Little more da dutty, we'll rock dat world Top top - girl Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl Driving around da town in your drop top - girl You no stop shock - girl Little more da dutty, we'll rock dat world Baby boy you stay on my mind Fulfill my fantasies I think about you all the time I see you in my dreams We stepping in hotter this year, We stepping in hotter this year, I know you gon' like it, I know you gon' like it. I'm stepping in hotter this year, I'm stepping in hotter this year, So don't you fight it, So don't you fight it, [Repeat to end]

Dear Santa, Heres My Christmas List

Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list. I hope you'll bring it all. I've only asked for gifts my parents can't find at the mall. I'd like to have a UFO, with aliens inside, and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex that I could ride. A ninety-nine foot robot is a present I could use. I'll also need a time machine, and rocket-powered shoes. Please bring a gentle genie who will grant my every wish, and don't forget a wizard's wand, and, yes, a talking fish. Of course, I'll need a unicorn, and won't you please provide a dragon, and a castle in the English countryside. Of course, the weight of all these things might cause your sleigh to crash. If that's the case, dear Santa, please feel free to just bring cash.

Don't Ever Bite Your Sister

Don't ever bite your sister. Don't kick her in the shin. Don't slap your sister silly and don't sock her on the chin. Don't tape a "Kick Me" poster upon your sister's back. Don't take your stinky socks off and then put them in her pack. Don't purchase plastic spiders and place them on her head. Don't leave your rubber rattlesnake inside your sister's bed. Don't do this to your sister for, if you ever do, I'm pretty sure she may do something even worse to you.

Now to make my set longer I will tell you what famous people sang.

I Do Not Want To Go To Bed

I do not want to go to bed. I like to stay up late. I'm bouncing off the bedroom walls and, frankly, feeling great! I'm dancing like a maniac instead of counting sheep. My mom says, "Time for bed." My dad yells, "Get your butt to sleep!" I'm not sure what my bottom has to do with anything, but that's okay because I'd rather jump around and sing. I don't know what it was that made me feel so wide awake. Could it have been the Red Bull and the double-chocolate cake? I wonder if the seven cups of coffee plus dessert of Hershey bars and Skittles are what left me this alert? Whatever it turns out to be that made me feel this right, I hope I track it down so I can stay up every... ZZZzzzzz

My Pet Germs

I have a half a billion germs I keep as tiny pets. They're cute and clean and never mean and give me no regrets. They spend all day engaged in play upon my skin and hair. They're on my clothes, between my toes and in my underwear. They dance and shout and bounce about. They run and jump and slide. My epidermis teems with germs who party on my hide. I never fret about the pets inside my shirt and socks. I love them there but wonder where they keep their litter box?

I Knew A Guy

I knew a guy who knew a guy who stuck his finger in his eye. Oh me, oh my! That silly guy! He stuck his finger in his eye! I asked him, "Why, oh tell me why you stuck your finger in your eye." But all that guy would do was cry and cry and cry and cry and cry. So stick your finger in a pie or in the sky or on your tie or in a toasted ham on rye or on a purple butterfly, but don't be like that silly guy who stuck his finger in his eye or you will cry and cry and cry and then you might fall down and die. Goodbye.

Beyonce

Halo 4:21 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.29 Pop Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) 3:13 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.29 Pop If I Were a Boy 4:09 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.29 Pop Beautiful Liar 3:21 Beyoncé & Shakira Beautiful Liar - EP $0.99 Pop Diva 3:20 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.29 Pop Crazy In Love 3:56 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $1.29 R&B/Soul Ave Maria 3:41 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Broken-Hearted Girl 4:37 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) 3:18 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.99 R&B/Soul Just Stand Up! 3:34 Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti, Ciara & Mariah Carey Just Stand Up! - Single Pop Sweet Dreams 3:28 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Ego 3:56 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Radio 3:38 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Scared of Lonely 3:42 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Disappear 4:27 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop That's Why You're Beautiful 3:41 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Satellites 3:06 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Save the Hero (Bonus Track) 4:33 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) Pop Beautiful Liar 3:27 Beyoncé & Shakira $1.99 R&B/Soul At Last 3:00 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Version] $0.99 Soundtrack Naughty Girl 3:28 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) 3:30 Beyoncé Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) - EP $0.99 R&B/Soul Irreplaceable 4:11 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Just Stand Up! 3:37 Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti, Ciara & Mariah Carey Just Stand Up! - Single $0.99 Pop Halo 4:21 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $1.29 Pop Baby Boy 4:04 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) 3:18 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Me, Myself and I 5:01 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Move (Highlights Version) 2:18 Beyoncé Dreamgirls (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack When I First Saw You (Duet) 3:01 Beyoncé Dreamgirls (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Hard to Say Goodbye 2:36 Beyoncé Dreamgirls (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Dreamgirls (Finale - Highlights Version) 2:31 Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson & Sharon Leal Dreamgirls (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Fake Your Way to the Top 3:53 Beyoncé, Eddie Murphy & Jennifer Hudson Dreamgirls (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) 3:29 Beyoncé Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) - EP $1.99 R&B/Soul Crazy In Love 3:55 Beyoncé & Jay-Z $1.99 R&B/Soul Halo 3:44 Beyoncé $1.99 Pop Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) 3:13 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $1.29 Pop If I Were a Boy 5:04 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $1.99 R&B/Soul Smash Into You 4:31 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Irreplaceable 3:47 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $1.29 Pop Diva 4:06 Beyoncé $1.99 Pop Dangerously In Love 2 4:53 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Get Me Bodied 6:35 Beyoncé featuring Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams and Solange Knowles $1.99 R&B/Soul If I Were a Boy 4:09 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $1.29 Pop Ego 3:49 Beyoncé $1.99 Pop Halo (Dave Audé Club Remix) 8:54 Beyoncé Halo - Single & Remixes $0.99 Pop Diva 3:20 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $1.29 Pop Baby Boy 4:08 Beyoncé & Sean Paul $1.99 R&B/Soul Upgrade U 4:32 Beyoncé & Jay-Z $1.99 Pop Flaws and All 4:08 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop I'd Rather Go Blind 3:10 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Version] $0.99 Soundtrack Video Phone 3:35 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop All I Could Do Was Cry 3:10 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Version] $0.99 Soundtrack Hello 4:16 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce (Deluxe Version) $0.99 Pop Beautiful Liar (Spanglish Version) 3:21 Beyoncé featuring Sasha a.k.a. Beyoncé Beautiful Liar - EP $0.99 Pop Naughty Girl 3:26 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Speechless 6:00 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Ave Maria 3:42 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Be With You 4:20 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Sweet Dreams 3:28 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Broken-Hearted Girl 4:37 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop The Closer I Get to You 4:57 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Daddy 4:58 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Halo (Radio Edit) 3:44 Beyoncé Halo - Single & Remixes $1.29 Pop Irreplaceable (Fetauring Ghostface Killah) 4:45 Beyoncé Irreplaceable (Remixes) $0.99 R&B/Soul That's How You Like It 3:39 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Radio 3:38 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Yes 4:19 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Video Phone 3:35 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Signs 4:58 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Disappear 4:27 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) 6:19 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop Ring the Alarm 3:27 Beyoncé Video Triple Play $1.99 R&B/Soul Satellites 3:06 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce $0.99 Pop Beautiful Liar (Bello Embustero) [Spanish Version] 3:22 Beyoncé Beautiful Liar - EP $0.99 Pop Save the Hero (Bonus Track) 4:33 Beyoncé I Am... Sasha Fierce Pop Flaws and All (Live) 4:23 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Hip Hop Star 3:42 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Work It Out (Radio Edit) 3:22 Beyoncé Austin Powers In Goldmember (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Green Light (Freemasons Remix) 3:19 Beyoncé Green Light Freemasons - EP $0.99 R&B/Soul Summertime 3:52 Beyoncé & P. Diddy The Fighting Temptations (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) [Dave Audé Remix Club Version] 8:19 Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) [Dance Remixes] $0.99 Dance Gift from Virgo 2:43 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul If I Were a Boy 5:04 Beyoncé $1.99 Pop Trust In Me 3:44 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Version] $0.99 Soundtrack Beautiful Liar (Instrumental) 3:19 Beyoncé Beautiful Liar - EP $0.99 Pop Beyoncé Interlude 0:16 Beyoncé Dangerously In Love $0.99 R&B/Soul Once In a Lifetime 3:59 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) [Deluxe Version] $0.99 Soundtrack Irreplaceable 3:47 Beyoncé B'Day $1.29 R&B/Soul Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) 3:30 Beyoncé Check On It (feat. Bun B & Slim Thug) [Remixes] - EP $0.99 R&B/Soul Upgrade U 4:33 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop Ring the Alarm 3:23 Beyoncé B'Day $0.99 R&B/Soul Freakum Dress 3:15 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Get Me Bodied 3:25 Beyoncé B'Day $0.99 R&B/Soul Wishing On a Star (Bonus Mix) 4:07 Beyoncé Roll Bounce (Soundtrack from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack Crazy In Love (Live) 5:28 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Me, Myself and I 3:57 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Irreplaceable (Live) 7:37 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Swing Low Sweet Chariot 2:05 Beyoncé The Fighting Temptations (Music from the Motion Picture) Soundtrack Fever 4:31 Beyoncé The Fighting Temptations (Music from the Motion Picture) Soundtrack He Still Loves Me 4:20 Beyoncé The Fighting Temptations (Music from the Motion Picture) Soundtrack Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) [RedTop Remix Club Version] 6:52 Beyoncé Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) [Dance Remixes] $0.99 Dance Get Me Bodied (Live) 5:13 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Beautiful Liar 3:17 Beyoncé & Shakira Now That's What I Call Music!: 25 Pop Freakum Dress 3:21 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop Love In This Club Part II (feat. Beyoncé & Lil Wayne) 5:09 Usher Here I Stand (Deluxe Version) $0.99 R&B/Soul Upgrade U (Live) 4:30 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Freakum Dress (Live) 4:00 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Dangerously In Love (Live) 6:59 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Me, Myself and I (Live) 3:12 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Ring the Alarm (Live) 2:41 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Love In This Club, Pt. II (feat. Beyoncé & Lil Wayne) 5:12 Usher Love In This Club, Pt. II (feat. Beyoncé & Lil Wayne) - Single $0.99 R&B/Soul Deja Vu (Live) 3:03 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Check On It (Live) 1:55 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Baby Boy (Live) 4:22 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Beautiful Liar (Live) 2:30 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Ring the Alarm (Freemasons Club Mix) 8:33 Beyoncé Ring the Alarm (Dance Mixes) - EP $0.99 R&B/Soul Speechless (Live) 3:35 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Naughty Girl (Live) 3:35 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Listen (From the Motion Picture Dreamgirls) 3:39 Beyoncé B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop Deja Vu (feat. Jay-Z) 3:59 Beyoncé B'Day $0.99 R&B/Soul Beautiful Liar 3:27 Beyoncé & Shakira Video Triple Play $1.99 R&B/Soul Welcome to Hollywood (Live) 2:31 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Irreplaceable 3:45 Beyoncé Now That's What I Call Music!: 24 Pop Green Light (Live) 3:36 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Dreamgirls Medley (Live) 5:08 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Suga Mama (Live) 3:08 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] $0.99 R&B/Soul Crazy In Love 3:55 Beyoncé & Jay-Z $1.99 R&B/Soul Green Light 3:30 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Bonnie and Clyde (Live) 1:35 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Destiny's Child Medley (Live) 19:47 Beyoncé The Beyoncé Experience (Live) [Audio Version] R&B/Soul Upgrade U (feat. Jay-Z) 4:32 Beyoncé B'Day $0.99 R&B/Soul Beyoncé 20:45 Style Her Famous Style Her Famous, Season 2 $1.99 Reality TV Beautiful Liar 3:19 Beyoncé & Shakira B'Day Deluxe Edition $0.99 Pop Get Me Bodied 6:35 Beyoncé Video Triple Play $1.99 R&B/Soul Si Yo Fuera un Chico (If I Were a Boy) [Spanish Version] 4:09 Beyoncé Si Yo Fuera un Chico - Single $0.99 Pop Latino Work It Out 3:44 Beyoncé $1.99 R&B/Soul Irreplaceable (Ralphi & Craig Club Radio Remix) 4:08 Beyoncé Irreplaceable (Remixes) $0.99 R&B/Soul Daddy 4:58 Beyoncé Tyler Perry's "Daddy's Little Girls" - Music Inspired By the Film Soundtrack Until the End of Time (Duet with Beyoncé) 5:22 Justin Timberlake & Beyoncé FutureSex/LoveSounds (Deluxe Edition) $0.99 Pop Halo (Gomi Club Remix) 8:57 Beyoncé Halo - Single & Remixes $0.99 Pop At Last 3:00 Beyoncé Cadillac Records (Music from the Motion Picture) $0.99 Soundtrack The website I got it from put all of this information.

Here are some song lyrics, by very popular singers.

Here is some information on popular and not so popular t.v. shows. I will just show you the characters not everything.

Forever Your girl

Hey baby You gotta remember I'm forever your girl Baby forever...and ever and ever (You know I am) Baby pick your head up Come on and look me in the face Cuz I can tell that somethin' Is bringin' you down (Why are you down?) Is it the rumor That another boy Wants to take your place (I hear he's after your heart) Have you been hearin' the stories They're goin' around (All of my friends are talkin') Baby just remember I gave you my heart Ain't no one gonna tear us apart He could promise the moon And the stars above Even if he promised me the world Just remember I'm forever your girl He could promise the world You gotta remember I'm forever your girl Honey listen to me Your love is all I need You should know that I don't need nothin' That money can buy (It's no lie) So if a boy were to come along And try to make me leave you (Girl I'd go out of my mind) There'd be no need to worry I'm tellin' you why (I need to hear that you really love me) Baby don't you know that I love you And I'd never put nobody above you He could promise the moon and the stars above Even if he promised me the world Just remember I'm forever your girl He could promise the world You gotta remember I'm forever your girl I'm forever your baby Just remember I'm forever your girl He could promise the world You gotta remember I'm forever your girl When the mountains crumble into the sea That's the day someone'll come Between you and me Baby just remember I gave you my heart (Tell me) ain't no one gonna tear us apart Baby he could promise me diamonds Even if he promised me pearls Honey you know I ain't lyin' Listen as I tell it to the world You gotta remember baby remember You gotta remember I'm forever your girl Baby forever and ever and ever We'll be together I'm forever your girl Baby forever and ever and ever You gotta remember I'm forever... Hey baby he could promise the world Girl you know I love you And I always will If we live 'til forever I'll be lovin' you I'll be lovin' you still I'm forever your girl

I Raised My Hand In Class

I raised my hand in class this morning, sitting in the back. The teacher didn't see, I think. Instead she called on Jack. I stretched my hand up higher, but she called on Zach and Zoe. I started bouncing up and down, but, still, she called on Chloe. I waved my arms but, even so, she didn't call on me. She called on Bryan, Brooklyn, Billy, Bailey, Ben, and Bree. She called on Taylor, Tristan, Thomas, Trinity, and Ty. Then, finally, she called my name. I breathed a heavy sigh. She asked me for the answer. I just frowned and clenched my knees, and said, "I've no idea, but could I use the bathroom, please?"

I Ran For The Chapstick

I ran for the Chapstick mom keeps in her purse. My lips were so chapped that they couldn't feel worse! I dug through her handbag and pulled it out quickly, then sighed in relief as I smeared it on thickly. I felt so much better I almost rejoiced. My painful, dry lips were now mended and moist. My dad burst out laughing. My mom looked amused. Her Chapstick was lost. That was lipstick I'd used.

You Thought Wrong

I see how your trying to weasel your way in boy i know how you manueveur with your confusion you tell me that i'm your only and how bad that you want me then why are you so shady if i'm supposed to be your lady why should I believe anything you say and how could you shame me that way tell me where where did you get the nerve to even think that you you could play me wrong you thought we didn't know you thought we were in the dark but boy your covers blown cause we both know now you thought you had us fooled at your beckon call but now who's the joke and look who's laughing now now your trying to use us against one another but it won't work i see right though your game boy and i know exactly what i'm in for you tried to deny all your actions for once in your life be a real man at least give me the proper respect of the truth i already know you did it why should I believe anyting you say and how could you shame me that way tell me where did you get the nerve to even think that you could play me wrong you thought we didn't know you thought we were in the dark but boy your covers blown cause we both know now you thought you had us fooled at your beckon call but now who's the joke and look who's laughing now I see right through you baby tryin' to tell me you want me why don't you get it through your thick head cause i've seen this game before and i'm not showing you the door so SHUT YOUR MOUTH i'm not trying to hear your lies no not again sorry you couldn't be a better man you thought we didn't know you thought we were in the dark but boy your covers blown cause we both know now you thought you had us fooled at your beckon call but now who's the joke and look who's laughing now Guess you thought wrong look who's laughing now You stupid [Laughter, then end]

All My Great Excuses

I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink. I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking. My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire. Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown. Some aliens abducted me. I had a shark attack. A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back. I worked on these excuses so darned long my teacher said, "I think you'll find it's easier to do the work instead."

That Explains It

I went to the doctor. He x-rayed my head. He stared for a moment and here's what he said. "It looks like you've got a banana in there, an apple, an orange, a peach, and a pear. I also see something that looks like a shoe, a plate of spaghetti, some fake doggy doo, an airplane, an arrow, a barrel, a chair, a salmon, a camera, some old underwear, a penny, a pickle, a pencil, a pen, a hairy canary, a hammer, a hen, a whistle, a thistle, a missile, a duck, an icicle, bicycle, tricycle, truck. With all of the junk that you have in your head it's kind of amazing you got out of bed. The good news, at least, is you shouldn't feel pain. From what I can see here you don't have a brain."

I will just type random info about animals.

Boyfriend

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you

The Way That You Love Me (Paula A.)

It ain't the clothes that you wear It ain't the things that you buy It ain't your house on the hill It ain't the plane that you fly It ain't your black limousine It ain't your ninety-foot yacht It ain't the things that you'll get It ain't the things that you got It ain't the money or the diamond rings Honey I ain't impressed with your material things [Chorus:] It's the way that you love me It's just the way that you love me It's the way that you love me It's just the way that you love me It ain't your friends at the top It ain't their fortune and fame It ain't your heavy connections It ain't the Hollywood game Ain't famous people or the parties they throw Honey I ain't impressed with all the people you know It's just the way that you love me (In the heat of the night) It's just the way that you love me (Baby) It's just the way that you love me (When you're lovin' me right) It's just the way that you love me (Baby) It's just the way that you love me (And the things that you do) It's just the way that you love me (Baby) It's just the way that you love me (Make me crazy for you) It's just the way that you love me It ain't the money or the diamond rings Honey I ain't impressed with those material things It ain't the trips to Brazil It ain't the weekends in Rome It ain't the French Riviera You know I'd rather stay home Ain't the Bahamas It ain't Monaco Honey I ain't impressed With all the places we go It's just the way that you love me The way that you love me The way that you love me It's just the way that you love me The way that you love me (It ain't the money) It's just the way that you love me (Or the diamond rings) The way that you love me (Ain't what you buy my baby) It's just the way that you love me (Ain't material things) The way that you love me (Ain't your Maserati) It's just the way that you love me (Your house on the hill) The way that you love me (It ain't the parties) It's just the way that you love me

Mistletoe

It's the most beautiful time of the year Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer I should be playing in the winter snow But I'mma be under the mistletoe I don't want to miss out on the holiday But I can't stop staring at your face I should be playing in the winter snow But I'mma be under the mistletoe With you, shawty with you With you, shawty with you With you under the mistletoe Everyone's gathering around the fire Chestnuts roasting like a hot July I should be chillin' with my folks, I know But I'mma be under the mistletoe Word on the street santa's coming tonight, Reindeer's flying in the sky so high I should be making a list I know But I'mma be under the mistletoe With you, shawty with you With you, shawty with you With you under the mistletoe With you, shawty with you With you, shawty with you With you under the mistletoe Eh, love, the wise men followed the star The way I follow my heart And it led me to a miracle Eh love, don't you buy me nothing I am feeling one thing, your lips on my lips That's a very, merry Christmas It's the most beautiful time of the year Lights fill the streets spreading so much cheer I should be playing in the winter snow But I'mma be under the mistletoe I don't want to miss out on the holiday But I can't stop staring at your face I should be playing in the winter snow But I'mma be under the mistletoe With you, shawty with you With you, shawty with you With you under the mistletoe With you, shawty with you With you, shawty with you Shawty with you, under the mistletoe Kiss me underneath the mistletoe Show me baby that you love me so-oh-oh Oh, oh ,ohhh Kiss me underneath the mistletoe, Show me baby that you love me so-oh-oh Oh, oh ,ohhh

JOKES!!!

Are Caterpillars Good To Eat

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

Lady gaga

Just Dance Love Game Paparazzi Poker Face Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I can say) Beautiful, Dirty, Rich The Fame Money Honey Starstruck Boys Boys Boys Paper Gangsta Brown Eyes I Like It Rough Summerboy Disco Heaven Christmas Tree THESE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SONGS!

Disney Channel

Live-action Good Luck Charlie (April 4, 2010 - present) Shake It Up (November 7, 2010 - present) A.N.T. Farm (May 6, 2011 - present) Jessie (September 30, 2011 - present) Austin & Ally (December 2, 2011 - present) [edit]Animated Phineas and Ferb (August 17, 2007 - present) Fish Hooks (September 3, 2010 - present) Short series Movie Surfers (January 1, 1998 - present) Get Connected (1997 - present) Disney 365 (2006 - present) TTI (The Time I...) (2008 - present) Cars Toons: Mater's Tall Tales (October 27, 2008 - present) Have a Laugh! (October 26, 2009 - present) Disney's Friends for Change (2009 - present) My Family Tree (2010 - present) Take Two with Phineas and Ferb (December 3, 2010 - present) Disney's Friends for Change Games (June 24, 2011 - present; summer event) This is Me (2011 - present) Hit Play (2011 - present) Game on (2012 - present) Reruns The Suite Life on Deck (September 26, 2008 - May 6, 2011, first-run; May 7, 2011 - present, reruns) Wizards of Waverly Place (October 12, 2007 - January 6, 2012, first-run; January 7, 2012 - present, reruns) So Random! (June 5, 2011 - March 25, 2012, first-run; March 26, 2012 - present, reruns)

Spongebob Squarepants

Main cast Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy Cheeks Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs Mr. Lawrence as Plankton Recurring cast Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff Lori Alan as Pearl Jill Talley as Karen and various characters Dee Bradley Baker as Squilliam Fancyson III, Bubble Bass, Perch Perkins, various characters Tom Kenny as Patchy the Pirate, French Narrator, Harold SquarePants, Dirty Bubble (2010-present), various characters Bill Fagerbakke as the Mayor of Bikini Bottom and various characters Rodger Bumpass as Dr. Gill Gilliam and various characters Mr. Lawrence as Larry the Lobster, Johnny-Elaine and various characters Sirena Irwin as Claire Bubblebottom-SquarePants, Mrs. Krabs (2005-present) and various characters Stephen Hillenburg - Potty the Parrot (2000-2004) Paul Tibbitt as Mrs. Krabs (2001-2002) and Potty the Parrot (2005-present) Ernest Borgnine as Mermaid Man Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy Marion Ross as Grandma SquarePants Brian Doyle-Murray as The Flying Dutchman John Rhys-Davies as Man Ray (2001-2002) Bob Joles as Man Ray (2005-present) Charles Nelson Reilly as Dirty Bubble (1999-2002) John O'Hurley as King Neptune Mark Fite as various characters Thomas F. Wilson as various characters Carlos Alazraqui as various characters

Spongebob Squarepants

Main cast Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary the Snail Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy Cheeks Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs Mr. Lawrence as Plankton Recurring cast Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff Lori Alan as Pearl Jill Talley as Karen and various characters Dee Bradley Baker as Bubble Bass, Squilliam Fancyson, Perch Perkins, various characters Tom Kenny as French Narrator, Harold SquarePants, Patchy the Pirate, Dirty Bubble (2010-present), various characters Bill Fagerbakke as Mayor of Bikini Bottom and various characters Rodger Bumpass as Dr. Gill Gilliam and various characters Mr. Lawrence as Larry the Lobster, Johnny-Elaine and various characters Sirena Irwin as Claire Bubblebottom-SquarePants, Mrs. Krabs (2005-present) and various characters Stephen Hillenburg - Potty the Parrot (2000-2004) Paul Tibbitt as Mrs. Krabs (2001-2002) and Potty the Parrot (2005-present) Ernest Borgnine as Mermaid Man Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy Marion Ross as Grandma SquarePants Brian Doyle-Murray as The Flying Dutchman John Rhys-Davies as Man Ray (2001-2002) Bob Joles as Man Ray (2005-present) Charles Nelson Reilly as Dirty Bubble (1999-2002) John O'Hurley as King Neptune Mark Fite as various characters Thomas F. Wilson as various characters Carlos Alazraqui as various characters

iCarly

Main characters Season 4 main characters: (left to right) Gibby (Noah Munck), Spencer Shay (Jerry Trainor), Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove), Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) and Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie. Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly. Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly. Spencer Shay (Jerry Trainor) is Carly's eccentric older brother and legal guardian. Gibby (Noah Munck) is an odd friend of Carly, Sam and Freddie. Recurring characters Marissa Benson (Mary Scheer) is Freddie's overbearing and overprotective mother. Lewbert (Jeremy Rowley) is the doorman for the building in which Carly, Spencer, and Freddie live, characterized by his annoying, protective behavior and a large wart on his face. He is often being pranked by the kids on iCarly. Nevel Papperman (Reed Alexander) is a critic who runs the nevelocity.com website, a site that reviews other websites, including iCarly.com. He is Carly's nemesis and has constantly tried to sabotage iCarly in exchange for a kiss from Carly. T-Bo (BooG!e) is the manager at the Groovy Smoothie. He often annoys customers into buying random foods (i.e. bell peppers, bagels, tacos), which are always impaled on a stick. Starting in "iQ", he began renting a room from Freddie's mother. Guppy (Ethan Munck) is Gibby's younger brother and often tags along with Gibby. Chuck Chambers (Ryan Ochoa) is a child in the Shays' apartment building who constantly torments Spencer. Principal Franklin (Tim Russ) is the principal at Ridgeway Secondary School, the school where Carly, Sam, and Freddie attend. He is very fair and is a big fan of iCarly. Ms. Francine Briggs (Mindy Sterling) is a very strict English teacher at Ridgeway Secondary School who shows an obvious dislike for children. Mr. Howard (David St. James) is a strict and unenthusiastic teacher who hates almost everything including iCarly.

The Fairly OddParents

Main characters Tara Strong as Timmy Turner, Baby Poof Daran Norris as Cosmo Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda Grey DeLisle as Vicky Ibrahim Haneef Muhammad and Gary LeRoi Gray as AJ Frankie Muniz and Jason Marsden as Chester McBadbat Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker Recurring cast Daran Norris as Mr. Turner, Jorgen Von Strangle, Anti-Cosmo, Mr. Chris, the April Fool, George Washington, and Pappy Susanne Blakeslee as Mrs. Turner, Anti-Wanda, and Blonda Fairywinkle #1 Carlos Alazraqui as Juandissimo Magnifico, Mayor, Chompy the Goat, and Sheldon Dinkleberg Grey DeLisle as Tootie, Veronica, Chad, Principal Geraldine Waxelplax, AJ's Mom, Tooth Fairy, and Happy Peppy Betty, Kid, Bird, Aunt Gertrude Crab, Chicken, Dino, Female Protozoa, Female Stomach Flu, Star, Mr Whiskers, Female Newscaster, Kid #2, Female Fairy #2, Ms. Dimmsdale, Fan #2, Receptionist, Fat Fairy, Fairy #1, Blob #3, Computer Nerd, Girl Fan #2, Researcher, Astronaut, Boy #2, Snerd Kid, Girl #2, Salon Woman #1, Soap Actress, Betty, Little Kid, Dad's Dolphin Voice, Tough Kid #2, Nerd #1, Vicky the Kid, Teacher, Fairy Contestant, Woman #2, Child, Bearded Woman, Blonde Woman, Trillie, Beverly Boulevard, Old Woman, Sanjay's Mom, Joan Jett, Tour Guide, Assistant, Female Make-up Artist, Waitress, Pup Tart, Babysitter Robot, Tom Sawyer, Lunchlady, Mandie, Girl, Bike Teen, James, Vickybot, Molly, Princess Mandie, Mary Lou, Dr. Tina Tune-Up, Trucker Dee Bradley Baker as Elmer, Sanjay, Binky Abdul, the Bronze Kneecap, Thomas Jefferson, Remy Buxaplenty, Shallowgrave, and Brad Faith Abrahams as Francis Dionne Quan as Trixie Tang Rob Paulsen as Mark Chang, King Gripploun, Bucky McBadbat, and Happy Peppy Gary Tara Strong as Blonda Fairywinkle #2, Tad, Princess Mandie, Vicky's Mom, and Britney Britney Jay Leno as the Crimson Chin and Nega-Chin Tom Kenny as Cupid Jim Ward as Mr. Bickles, Dr. Rip Studwell, Doug Dimmadome, Vicky's Dad, and Chet Ubetcha Jane Carr as Mama Cosma Tony Sirico as Big Daddy Kevin Michael Richardson as Dark Laser, Santa Claus, and AJ's Dad Ben Stein as the Pixies Chris Kirkpatrick as Chip SkyLark and Skip Sparkypants Adam West as Himself and Catman Gilbert Gottfried as Dr. Bender and Wendell Norm Macdonald and Robert Cait as Norm the Genie (other appearances) Eric Bauza as Foop S. Scott Bullock as Flappy Bob Alec Baldwin as Older Timmy Butch Hartman as Dr. Rip Studwell (other appearances) Laraine Newman as Queen Jipjorrulac Robert Costanzo and Danny DeVito as Easter Bunny (other appearances) Dana Carvey as Schnozmo Cosma Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver

All I Want For Christmas Is You (Justin B)

Mariah) I Don't Want A Lot For Christmas There Is Just One Thing I Need I Don't Care About The Presents Underneath The Christmas Tree I Don't Need To Hang My Stocking There Upon The Fireplace Santa Claus Won't Make Me Happy With A Toy On Christmas Day I Just Want You For My Own More Than You Could Ever Know Make My Wish Come True All I Want For Christmas Is You You Baby (Justin) Oh I Won't Ask For Much This Christmas I Won't Even Wish For Snow I'm Just Gonna Keep On Waiting Underneath The Mistletoe I Won't Make A List And Send It To The North Pole For Saint Nick I Won't Even Stay Awake To Hear Those Magic Reindeer Click 'Cause I Just Want You Here Tonight Holding On To Me So Tight What More Can I Do Cuz Baby All I Want For Christmas Is You Oh-Ho (Both) All The Lights Are Shining So Brightly Everywhere And The Sound Of Children's Laughter Fills The Air And Everyone Is Singing I Hear Those Sleigh Bells Ringing Santa Won't You Bring Me The One I Really Need Won't You Please Bring My Baby To Me (Mariah) Oh, I Don't Want A Lot For Christmas This Is All I'm Asking For I Just Want To See My Baby Standing Right Outside My Door Oh I Just Want Him For My Own More Than You Could Ever Know Make My Wish Come True Baby All I Want For Christmas Is You All I Want For Christmas Is You Baby All I Want For Christmas Is You Baby

Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror, by the sink, tell me what you truly think. Am I fat or am I thin? Will I lose or should I win? Am I short? Perhaps too tall? Are my ears a bit too small? Is my nose exactly right? Do I have an overbite? Am I weak or super strong? Is my hair too short or long? Am I smart or rather dumb? Can you say what I'll become? Am I nerdy? Am I cool? Am I awful? Do I rule? Am I great or do I stink? Mirror, mirror by the sink.

Whose Laughing now by Jessie

Mummy they call me names They wouldn't let me play I'd run home, sit and cry almost everyday 'Hey Jessica, you look like an alien With green skin you don't fit in this playpen' Well they pull my hair They took away my chair I keep it in and pretend that I didn't care 'Hey Jessica, you're so funny You've got teeth just like Bugs bunny' Oh, so you think you know me now Have you forgotten how You would make me feel When you drag my spirit down But thank you for the pain It made me raise my game And I'm still rising, I'm still rising Yeah So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play your cards Be a star But who's laughing now But who's laughing now Cos I'm in L.A You think I've made my fame If it makes us friends When you only really know my name 'Oh Jessie, we knew you could make it I've got a track and I'd love you to take it' So now because I'm signed You think my pockets lined 4 years now and I'm still waiting in the line 'Oh Jessie, I saw you on youtube I tagged old photos from when we was at school' Oh, so you think you know me now Have you forgotten how You would make me feel When you drag my spirit down But thank you for the pain It made me raise my game And I'm still rising, I'm still rising Yeah So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play your cards Be a star But who's laughing now But who's laughing now Jessie She broke out of the box Swallowed your prideqw You got that ego cough Let the haters hate You're like way too late See I got a message from you 'Hola, I'm proud of you' 'Oh my god babe your voice is like wow!' My reply: Who's laughing now Oh, so you think you know me now Have you forgotten how You would make me feel When you drag my spirit down But thank you for the pain It made me raise my game And I'm still rising, I'm still rising Yeah So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play your cards Be a star But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So make your jokes Go for broke Blow your smoke You're not alone But who's laughing now But who's laughing now So raise the bar Hit me hard Play your cards Be a star But who's laughing now

Nicknames

My aunt calls me "Elizabeth." My grandma calls me "Liz." My sister calls me "Lisa," and the baby calls me "Wiz." My uncle calls me "Betty," while my grandpa calls me "Beth." My brother calls me "Dizzy Liz" or sometimes "Lizard Breath." My teacher calls me "Betsy" and my friends all call me "Bess." I find these nicknames more annoying than you'd ever guess. I wish that they would call me by my real name instead. I simply HATE those nicknames, see, my real name is Fred.

My Elephant Thins I'm Wonderful

My elephant thinks I'm wonderful. My elephant thinks I'm cool. My elephant hangs around with me and follows me into school. My elephant likes the way I look. He thinks that I'm fun and smart. He thinks that I'm kind and generous and have a terrific heart. My elephant thinks I'm brave and bold. He's proud of my strength and guts. But mostly he likes the way I smell. My elephant thinks I'm nuts.

My Nostril Smells Awesome

My nostril smells awesome inside of my nose, a bit like the bloom of a newly-picked rose. It started this morning--I couldn't say why-- and all day it's smelled like banana cream pie. It has the aroma of freshly-baked bread with hot melted butter and blackberry spread, and maybe the breeze of a warm afternoon, that follows a thunderstorm early in June. It smells like a pine forest, right by a lake, and chocolate chip cookies my mom likes to bake, like kettle corn pop-popping over a fire, and laundry, the moment it's out of the dryer. My nostril smells awesome, so I have a plan to sit and enjoy it as long as I can. Don't ask how it happened; I really can't say. Perhaps it's my finger that's smelling this way.

My Parents Sent Me To The Store

My parents sent me to the store to buy a loaf of bread. I came home with a puppy and a parakeet instead. I came home with a guinea pig, a hamster and a cat, a turtle and a lizard and a friendly little rat. I also had a monkey and a mongoose and a mouse. Those animals went crazy when I brought them in the house. They barked and yelped and hissed and chased my family out the door. My parents never let me do the shopping anymore.

My Robot's Misbehaving

My robot's misbehaving. It won't do as I say. It will not dust the furniture or put my toys away. My robot never helps me with homework or my chores. It doesn't do my laundry and neglects to clean my floors. It claims it can't cook dinner. It never makes my bed. No matter what I ask of it, it simply shakes its head. My robot must be broken. I'll need to get another. Until that day, I have to say, I'm glad I have my mother.

My Senses Are All Backwards

My senses all are backwards and it really makes me wonder if on the day that I was born somebody made a blunder. For, strange but true, my senses all got totally reversed. Now everything I like the best is what you'd call the worst. I only like the smell of things that frighten other noses. I love the odor of a skunk. I hate the smell of roses. I only like the taste of foods that cause most folks to shiver. I hate the taste of chocolate. I'm crazy over liver. I'm not too fond of music but there's simply no denying I like the sound of honking horns and little babies crying. I hate the feel of silky, velvet softness on my skin. I much prefer the way it feels when sitting on a pin. I hate the look of anything that's really cute and snuggly. The things I think are pretty are what most consider ugly. So let me tell you one more thing before I have to go: I think YOU are the most attractive person that I know.

My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus

My sister thinks she's Santa Claus. It's really kind of cute. She likes to shout out "Ho, Ho, Ho!" and wears a bright red suit. She carries lots of toys around inside a great big sack and keeps her eight pet reindeer with her sleigh out in the back. She even has a workshop where she makes a lot of noise directing all the elves who help by making brand new toys. Then once a year, on Christmas Eve, she flies off in her sleigh delivering her gifts around the world for Christmas Day. She'd make a perfect Santa which is why it's just too bad my sister can't be Santa Claus; see, Santa is our dad.

Auntie Gravity

My sweet old Auntie Gravity bakes all the lightest cakes. Her "Secret X" ingredient is all it ever takes. A single splash of Secret X provides her pies a lift. A smidgen more and suddenly her doughnuts are adrift. A pinch upon her pancakes and they rise above the plate. A dash will make her danishes begin to levitate. Her muffins start to hover from the tiniest of specks. Her bagels float and flutter when she uses Secret X. But, sadly, Auntie Gravity is known to make mistakes, and may have used a bit too much in several pies and cakes. She ate a plate of chocolate cake and tried a slice of mince. I miss my Auntie Gravity; we haven't seen her since.

My Teacher Took My iPod

My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I'd have it back today. But then she tried my headphones on and gave a click on Play. She looked a little startled, but after just a while she made sure we were occupied and cracked a wicked smile. Her body started swaying. Her toes began to tap. She soon was grooving in her seat and rocking to the rap. My teacher changed her mind. She said it's now okay to bring my iPod into class. She takes it every day.

Next will be some tv shows, and information about them.

END OF GAME

Next, we will be doing JOKES. Next will be some jokes that will make you laugh so hard.

Question

Q: What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Question and Answer, these are some jokes I ask a question you think about it and go to the next flashcard to see the answer. It's basically just a game, HAVE FUN!!!

Capacity

The amount that can be contained, also known as volume.

time

the continuum of experience in which events pass from the future through the present to the past

Sharpen,Sharpen,Sharpen

Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. I crank the handle fast. Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. Until it's sharp at last. Scribble, scribble, scribble. Hey wait! It still won't write. Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. I crank with all my might. Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen. It must be done, I guess. Scribble, scribble, dribble. Oh goodness, what a mess! Darn it, darn it, darn it. I guess I'll start again. Teacher! Teacher! Teacher! I need another pen.

All I Want Is You

Sittin' here All alone, watchin' the snow fall Lookin' back At the days, when we through them snowballs I can't believe, Im putting the tree up by myself I need you, and nobody else And Im sorry, if I pushed you away Cause i need you here and I want for you to know (oh) And I dont care If I dont get anything all I need is you here right now And Im sorry If I hurt you But I know that all I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you this christmas And I never wanna do this alone Baby I just need you to be here Here through the holidays (yeah) I just wanna know If you feel the same way Cause Im lonely baby Want you to hold me baby And Im sorry, If I pushed you away I just want you know I miss you And I want you to stay And I dont care If I dont get anything all I need is you here right now And Im sorry If I hurt you But I know that all I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you this christmas Wrapping gifts without you babe It's like mid December and there's no cold I can't do this on my own I've changed my ways Keep running back and forth again I'm here to stay (yeah) And I dont care If I dont get anything all I need is you here right now And Im sorry If I hurt you But I know that all I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you (this christmas x3) All I want is you this christmas All I want is you this christmas All I want is you this christmas

They're boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

At The Public Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

Class Gas

The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair. My classmates are crying and gasping for air. The hamster is howling and hiding his head. The plants by the window are practically dead. There's gas in the class; it's completely my fault, and smells like a chemical weapons assault. So try to remember this lesson from me: Don't take off your shoes in class after P.E.

Halloween Party

We're having a Halloween party at school. I'm dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool! I dyed my hair black and I cut off my bangs. I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs. I put on some makeup to paint my face white like creatures that only come out in the night. My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red. There's no doubt I look like the evil undead. My mom drops me off and I run into school and suddenly feel like the world's biggest fool. The other kids stare like I'm some kind of freak. The Halloween party is not till next week.

The Tiger And The Zebra

The tiger phoned the zebra and invited him to dine. He said "If you could join me that would simply be divine." The zebra said "I thank you, but respectfully decline. I heard you ate the antelope; he was a friend of mine." On hearing this the tiger cried "I must admit it's true! I also ate the buffalo, the llama and the gnu. And yes I ate the warthog, the gazelle and kangaroo, but I could never eat a creature beautiful as you. "You see I have a secret I'm embarrassed to confide: I look on you with envy and a modicum of pride. Of all the creatures ever known," the tiger gently sighed, "It seems we are the only two with such a stripy hide. "Now seeing how we share this strong resemblance of the skin, I only can conclude that we are just as close as kin. This means you are my brother and, though fearsome I have been, I could not eat my brother, that would surely be a sin." The zebra thought, and then replied "I'm certain you are right. The stripy coats we both possess are such a handsome sight! My brother, will you let me reconsider if I might? My calendar is empty so please let us dine tonight." The tiger met the zebra in his brand-new fancy car and drove him to a restaurant which wasn't very far. And when they both were seated at a table near the bar, the zebra asked "What's on the grill?" The tiger said "You are." "But please, you cannot dine on me!" the outraged zebra cried. "To cook me up and eat me is a thing I can't abide. You asked me for your trust and I unwarily complied. You said you could not eat me now you plan to have me fried?" "And what about the envy and the modicum of pride? And what of us as brothers since we share a stripy hide?" "I'm sorry," said the tiger and he smiled as he replied, "but I love the taste of zebra so, in other words, I lied."

This is really suprising you must be having fun, since your still reading. I have decided to do more song lyrics. Hope you like it!

Today I Had A Rotten Day

Today I had a rotten day. As I was coming in from play I accidentally stubbed my toes and tripped and fell and whacked my nose. I chipped a tooth. I cut my lip. I scraped my knee. I hurt my hip. I pulled my shoulder, tweaked my ear, and got a bruise upon my rear. I banged my elbow, barked my shin. A welt is forming on my chin. My pencil poked me in the thigh. I got an eyelash in my eye. I sprained my back. I wrenched my neck. I'm feeling like a total wreck. So that's the last time I refuse when teacher says to tie my shoes.

Today I Wrote This Poem

Today I wrote this poem, but I'm not sure if it's good. It doesn't have the things my teacher says a poem should. It doesn't share the feelings I have deep inside of me. It hasn't any metaphors and not one simile. It's missing any narrative. Alliteration too. It isn't an acrostic, diamante, or haiku. There's nothing that's personified. It doesn't have a plot. I'm pretty sure that rhyming is the only thing it's got. It sure was fun to write it, and I think it's long enough. It's just too bad it's missing all that great poetic stuff. I put it on my teacher's desk and, wow, she made a fuss. She handed back my poem with an A++++!

Top tens.

Victorious

Tori Vega Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) is the main protagonist of the series. She is the younger sister of Trina Vega, and attends Hollywood Arts, a performing-arts high school, along with her. Tori is admitted to Hollywood Arts after taking her sister's place in a big showcase at the school. Trina comes down with an allergic reaction to a Chinese herb and Tori is volunteered by Andre to take her place. Tori performs "Make it Shine" the theme song of the show and everyone is impressed with her performance, including the principal who offers her enrollment to the school. Though initially feeling out of place at Hollywood Arts, Tori makes new, supportive friends and gets more comfortable. From there onward, the show details Tori's journey as she gets into wacky situations, and has different experiences and adventures with her friends, as she finds herself along the way. She is depicted as creative, intelligent, nice, caring, forgiving, responsible, positive, easy-going, and friendly, though she can be sneaky and vindictive, going as low as to manipulate her friends and family (especially Trina), but will always do the right thing. Tori is shown to care for her friends and family a lot and is willing to help them no matter what, even when she is hesitant to. Her dream is to become a successful pop singer. She is also allergic to bush daisies, and is fluent in Spanish, and is half Latina on her father's side. It is showed in "The Great Ping-Pong Scam" that Tori is talented in ping-pong. Andre Harris (Leon Thomas III) is Tori's best friend. Andre is an aspiring musician who loves to perform. He can play many instruments, including the guitar, keyboard, piano, and the french horn, but prefers the keyboard and piano. Andre takes his music seriously and is usually seen playing at all of Tori's performances. He is an amazing singer and songwriter, having co-written nearly every song Tori has sung. He also often gets Tori to sing back-up for him at his own performances. Andre is shown to be witty and kind and Tori often relies on him for support in her time of need, and he is always there for her, although he is easily distracted at times. He is the guy Tori and the others come to for help or advice on anything. He also likes to make jokes, but none of the other characters find him humorous. He does not like nuts. In "Jade Gets Crushed", Andre develops feelings for Jade after they work together on a song for a project and Andre hears her sing. As the end of episode, he tells Tori that it seems that he is over Jade. Robbie Shapiro (Matt Bennett) is one of Tori's friends at Hollywood Arts. He speaks along with a puppet, Rex Powers, whom he and all others speak to as if it were an actual person. Robbie is a skilled ventriloquist, but he is shown to not know what why he is refered as a "ventriloquist" which jokingly indicates that Rex has a mind of his own and is not controlled by Robbie.[1] He is said to have Rex since he was little and can almost always be seen with Rex. Robbie personifies Rex, which leads to many an argument about Rex's true sentience. He constantly argues that Rex isn't a puppet or dummy when told otherwise. Robbie is closest to Rex, though Rex ridicules him often, and is shown to be affectionate towards him. Robbie is considered extremely nerdy, shy, and socially awkward, but a good, loyal, and honest friend to his friends. He has been mentioned to be a vegan. He is often mistaken for Andy Samberg, which he hates. He compliments people on their outfits, regardless of their gender.. Robbie has a great deal of trouble with women, relationships, or how to attract women. He does not seem to have a sense of privacy. His only relative who has ever been seen is his grandmother. It is revealed that Robbie is allergic to Gluten and also that he is a Vegan. Jade West (Elizabeth Gillies) is Beck Oliver's friend and in some episodes his girlfriend. Although considered popular, she has a very sarcastic and grouchy personality and preference for gothic merchandise. [2] Sometimes she is referred as a gank or a grunch. Jade has a bad relationship with her father, who is very cold to her. Sometimes, she serves as the main antagonist of the episode, such as in "Tori Gets Stuck" and "Prom Wrecker", in which she tries to sabotage Tori repeatedly, though the latter was out of hurt for a broken promise rather than spite. Jade was Beck's girlfriend and the two were together for almost 4 years. In the episode "The Worst Couple," Jade and Beck break up because Beck says he does not want to fight any longer. She is intimidating to others who stay out of her way and try to avoid getting her mad. A running gag in the show is that she often mimics what Tori says with the accent of a Southern belle, to which Tori vehemently insists she doesn't have. Jade's friends are not usually bothered by her comments or behavior, as it is her nature. She knows Spanish, along with Tori (She and Tori sing "Forever Baby" in Spanish for Festus in "The Wood"). Cat Valentine (Ariana Grande) is one of Tori's spunkiest friends from Hollywood Arts. In a video on TheSlap she reveals that her full name is Caterina but only her grandmother calls her by her full name.[3] She is relatively friendly and liked by all of the students. She is sweet, pretty, naive, bubbly and happy, often unsuspecting of what is really going on around her. She has a playful nature, and has a very short attention span so she can easily be distracted with colorful items by the others when they want her out of the way. She can be somewhat of a drama queen, and doesn't take criticism very well. She often screams "What's that supposed to mean!?" when offended, which is very often and has become a catchphrase of hers.[4] Cat often says very random and strange things, which leaves the others confused or annoyed, the latter mostly being Jade. Cat is also an extremely talented singer and actor, as seen in "Freak the Freak Out" where she sings a duet with Jade, and in the crossover episode "iParty with Victorious" where she shows a high vocal range. A running gag of the series is Cat often telling her friends or random strangers about her brother, who seems to have many unnatural problems, all of which Cat doesn't seem to find strange or abnormal. She has bright red hair, that she dyed to resemble her favorite snack, a red velvet cupcake. Ariana Grande was told to dye her hair that color so the cast of Victorious wouldn't be completely brunettes. Andre once nicknamed her "Little Red", which she took offense to at first, but then called it "creative".[5] It is revealed in the "Breakfast Bunch" that she is a Vegan. Beck Oliver (Avan Jogia) is Jade West's ex-boyfriend who is extremely handsome and strong, which makes him yearned-for by many girls. He and Jade were together for almost four years. He likes to tease Jade and make her jealous, often to see if she really cares, seeing as how she is often emotionless and cold. Beck seems to be the only one who can really calm Jade down and is the only one who has some control over her. Beck is seen as soft-spoken, friendly and open. Although he is shown to get annoyed and even lose his temper, usually by Robbie or Trina, he is normally calm and collected. He and Andre are shown to be close friends. His own locker is transparent, which is his way of saying that he has no secrets which Tori found to be very creative. He and Tori share a kiss in the pilot episode during an alphabet improv exercise, but they just remain friends after that. He lives in a trailer parked in his parents' driveway because as he stated "my roof, my rules". In the season 2 premiere, Jade mentions that Beck is Canadian and finds this irritating. It is shown in "Beck Falls for Tori" and "iParty with Victorious" that Beck has never felt true terror nor has he ever been scared by anything. He usually tries to keep peace in the group and hold everyone together. Beck breaks up with Jade in season 3 episode, "The Worst Couple". Trina Vega (Daniella Monet) is Tori's older sister, who attends Hollywood Arts. In the pilot episode, Trina was supposed to perform in the big showcase with Andre. After an allergic reaction to a Chinese herb gargle that was supposed to make her sing better, Tori takes Trina's place in the showcase which leads to Tori enrolling at Hollywood Arts. It is guessed she is half Latina, because Tori is. Trina believes that acting and singing is her destiny, despite her being quite talentless. Trina is quite selfish and shallow most of the time, and sometimes is antagonistic to Tori. Trina is portrayed as being extremely difficult to deal with, and among the main cast, sometimes even to the point of being called a "monster". Tori is the most intolerant of her due to them being sisters. Despite this, she can be concerned about Tori when she wants to be. Recently she has shown some minor character growth as is seen in "Locked Up" when she tries to get Tori out of prison. Rex Powers (physically portrayed by a ventriloquist dummy named Christopher Cane, puppetered by Matt Bennett and voiced by Jake Farrow[citation needed]) is Robbie's alter ego, who is literally a dummy that Robbie carries around everywhere. Robbie has had Rex since he was young. Since Robbie is too shy to speak for himself most of the time, he talks as Rex, using him to voice his actual feelings and thoughts. The others treat Rex as a real person, and both Robbie and Rex dislike it when Rex is called a "dummy" or "puppet". Rex is obsessed with "Northridge Girls", attractive girls from a Los Angeles neighborhood. In "Rex Dies" he gets sucked into a wind machine and is taken to the hospital (even though he is a dummy). Rex is shown to have a huge crush on Tori and constantly hits on her, though she is annoyed by his affection. Robbie often turns to Rex for advice and insight, though Rex's advice is almost always off-beat. Rex is sarcastic and mean, especially to Robbie, though it is shown that neither can stay without the other. In the episode "Blooptorious" and an iCarly episode known as "iBloop 2: Electric Bloopaloo", Rex plays his own alter ego, known as Christopher Cane, in which he hosts the episodes and interviews the cast members. Sinjin Van Cleef[6] (Michael Eric Reid) is a strange, interesting and questionable student at Hollywood Arts. He is nerdy, disturbing, and very weird, often considered stranger than even Robbie or Cat; his locker has his chewed up food on it and he also likes to collect the teeth of past presidents' relatives. He is usually used as a fake date or bribed to fake date someone (Cat) or a dance (Trina) . He seems to have a crush on Jade. He usually interrupts conservations with weird comments that don't make sense. They are usally between Tori or Trina and a friend like Andre and Cat. He is a fan of disco music and has a huge crush on Tori and Jade, despite the fact that both shows more irritation than interest in his presence. Sinjin is skilled in the background work on the school's productions and performances. He is shown to be proficient with audio, lighting, and making props and is the apparent leader of the technical team. He appears almost every episode of the series, except for "Stage Fighting," "Cat's New Boyfriend," "Sleepover at Sikowitz's," "Locked Up!", and "The Breakfast Bunch". It is revealed in "A Christmas Tori" that he has a sister named Courtney (played by Dominique Grund) who also attends Hollywood Arts. Erwin Sikowitz[7] (pronounced "psycho-wits") (Eric Lange) is the hippie-like acting teacher at Hollywood Arts. His habits might be interpreted as weird and his methods are shown to be often very strange (such as throwing a ball at Cat while she was performing), but at times very effective. He often walks around barefoot when he teaches or anytime really. He likes to enter the class through the window and is almost always seen drinking from a coconut because, as Jade says, "the milk gives him visions". Tori gave him $2 on her first day at Hollywood Arts, thinking he was homeless. He also gave Cat, Jade, Beck, Andre, and Robbie permission to start a fake ping-pong team to make money and have a fancy dinner. He claims to be 34 years old in "The Diddly-Bops". He appears in "Pilot", "The Bird Scene", "Beck's Big Break", "The Great Ping Pong Scam", "Cat's New Boyfriend", "Freak The Freak Out", "Rex Dies", "The Diddly-Bops", "Sleepover at Sikowitz's", "Beck Falls for Tori", "Tori Gets Stuck", "Prom Wrecker", "Locked Up!", "iParty With Victorious", "Helen Back Again", "Tori Tortures Teacher", "Terror on Cupcake Street", "A Christmas Tori" , The Gorilla Club, Tori & Jade's Playdate & April Fools Blank. "Pilot" is the only episode where he is referred to as Mr. Sikowitz. In all other episodes, he is just called Sikowitz. In "Sleepover at Sikowitz's", it is revealed that he has a nephew named Jason, who went out on a date with Cat, although the results are not mentioned. His catchphrase is "Good Gandhi!" As strange as Sikowitz is, he is the favorite teacher of Tori, Cat, Jade, Beck, Andre, and Robbie, and is very open and comfortable with them. Lane Alexander (Lane Napper) is the school's guidance counselor for Hollywood Arts. Lane is a good guidance counselor, and often helps students with their problems and resolves their arguments, but sometimes can be reluctant at times, asking students "Why Me?". He is usually the one making the big announcements at school. He appears to either hate dry skin or is obsessed with lotion(as seen in The Wood, when he squirts lotion over Robbie and Trina for arguing over the Grub Truck and making Festus break his arm), as he can be seen frequently applying lotion to his hands. He has a nephew named Devon, as seen in "The Diddly-Bops". Lane is the one who made The Wood leave (and showing he's not afraid to get physical), because it was becoming an issue with the students and disrupting the learning environment. He tends to be a bit extreme in his dealings, such as when he issued a two-week detention to Tori for an accidental hit on Jade during a stage fighting practice. He appears in "Pilot", "The Bird Scene", "Stage Fighting", "Tori The Zombie", "Robarazzi", "Beck's Big Break", "The Great Ping Pong Scam", "Cat's New Boyfriend", "The Diddly Bops", "The Wood", "Tori Gets Stuck", "iParty With Victorious", "Who Did It to Trina?", "Tori Tortures Teacher", and "Jade Gets Crushed". As revealed on his profile on TheSlap.com, Lane's last name is Alexander. David and Holly Vega (Jim Pirri and Jennifer Carta) appear in "Pilot", "The Birthweek Song", "Sleepover at Sikowitz's", "Locked Up", and "Jade Gets Crushed" though their mother appeared in "Robarazzi", "A Film by Dale Squires" and "Driving Tori Crazy", and "Helen Back Again", and their dad appears in "Freak the Freak Out", "Locked Up", and "Car, Rain and Fire". They are shown to be caring and loving parents, but when their daughters get too out of control, they tend to stay out of it and go off doing something else. For example, in "Freak the Freak Out", Trina gets her wisdom teeth removed and their parents decide to go out of town so they wouldn't have to take care of her, knowing she would go out of control. Their dad is a cop, which Tori often likes to point it out at times, usually to Sinjin, but also to others especially if someone is annoying her. Mrs. Harris is Andre's crazy grandmother. Andre tells Tori in the "Pilot" episode that her coming to see Trina perform "Make it Shine" that this is the first time in six years that she has left her house. He also mentions in "Survival of the Hottest" that before she lost her mind, she used to tell him, "Andre, no matter how bad things get, you can always make it better by singing a song" (to which Trina says, "That's. So. STUPID!".) She is shown to almost be afraid of everything including various sensible objects (such as a clocks and mirrors). When she is greeted by new people, she hides behind anything she finds, while simultaneously shouting out "I don't know you!" She often snaps at Andre, and is possibly the only way she communicates with anyone. In "Wi-Fi in the Sky," she yells at Andre for "talking to himself" when he was in reality video chatting with Tori, Cat, and Beck, then freaks out and punches Andre's computer. During an interview on a video on TheSlap.com in which Andre read off her crazy text messages, her first name is revealed to be Charlotte. So far, she has appeared in "Pilot", "Wi-Fi in the Sky", "Sleepover At Sikowitz's", "iParty With Victorious", and "Driving Tori Crazy". Festus (Marco Aiello) is the proprietor of The Grub Truck. He appears in "Beck's Big Break"[8] "The Wood", and "Locked Up". In "The Wood", he was injured by Robbie and Trina and they were forced to replace him for a short time. Tori and Jade accidentally destroyed his car in the same episode and had to take him home in a wheelbarrow. He is the one who tells Tori about his home country, Yerba, and how they could stay there if they perform a song every day and the country would pay for the hotel rooms in the episode "Locked Up!". He either has or may have a habit of lying to customers. In "Beck's Big Break" when Tori asked for a sandwich he said he only served burritos but gave her a sandwich anyway. In the same episode, he's also shown to scream at people who aren't there when in the Grub Truck. Principal Eikner (David Starzyk) is the former principal of Hollywood Arts. Although rarely shown, he is mentioned in many subsequent episodes. He appears in "Pilot" and "Helen Back Again". In "Helen Back Again", he resigns as principal after announcing his engagement to a Tahitian woman and plans to move to Tahiti. Cat frequently mentions her older brother who is yet to be named. He is often mentioned as a focal point of bizzare off-screen antics, which either happen to him or which he himself apparently causes. Examples include eating Cat's charm bracelet, getting stabbed in Japan, biting Cat on the foot, being shot by a clown, painting his body purple for a job interview, and (most disturbingly) somehow procuring twelve gallons of real blood for Jade's play. On TheSlap, Cat revealed he isn't allowed outside by himself and that he plays "hide and seek" with the police. In a video, he is revealed to be black, though only his hand is shown. His favorite flavor of ice cream is "Funky Nut Blast", as revealed in "Ice Cream for Ke$ha". Principal Helen Dubois[9] (Yvette Nicole Brown) is the current principal of Hollywood Arts. She only appears in "Helen Back Again" and is not a main character. She may or may not continue her role. Mamaw (Renée Taylor) is Robbie's grandmother who has strong dislike of Cat; she only appeared in "The Birthweek Song". She lives with her husband Maury. She is very computer illiterate and constantly has to ask Robbie for help to the point where he is annoyed and convinces her that the internet has been cancelled. Her role in her first appearance mirrors her actress's previous role as Sylvia Fine in The Nanny, such as encouraging her grandchild to have a successful love life, a loud voice, and even a loud, unseen husband whose name is Maury. Her dislike for Cat steams from her dying her hair the color of red velvet cupcakes; she specifically says that "A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!".

Polar bear

Ursa maritimus, United States, Canada, Russia, Greenland and Artic Islands of Norway, Male: 10 ft tall and 1400 lbs, Female: 7 ft tall and 650 lbs, wild polar bears live up to 25, good swimmers, thick blubber, thick fur

Temperature

the degree of hotness or coldness of a body or environment (corresponding to its molecular activity)

You Still Don't Know What It's Like

When you hit the bottom When you're left with nothing When you can't tell the difference, yeah You still won't know what it's like When you think you're ?damaged? When it's overwhelming When you can't get past it, yeah You still won't know what it's like What it's like You haven't seen the ghosts that I've seen You haven't lived enough to know what it means To feel the ?pain? in love turned cold To taste the end before it's over When your heart is broken And you can trust no one When you think you're lonely, yeah You still won't know what it's like When you feel like nothing You just can't take it When your heart is breaking You still won't know what it's like What it's like You haven't seen the ghosts that I've seen You haven't lived enough to know what it means To feel the ?pain? in love turned cold To taste the end before it's over You don't know the person suffering So before you start ?can't make any of this out? sympathies Take a look at what's left of me Take a look at what's left of me, left of me Every day I fight a war with God ?And every time I think you've figured it out? ?No it's not? You haven't seen the ghosts that I've seen You haven't lived enough to know what it means To feel the ?pain? in love turned cold To taste the end before it's over You don't know the person suffering So before you start ?can't make any of this out? ?sympathy? Take a look at what's left of me Take a look at what's left of me, left of me You don't know the person suffering So before you start ?can't make any of this out? ?sympathy? Take a look at what's left of me Take a look at what's left of me, left of me

Pet Shopping

While shopping at the pet store I got my fondest wish. I bought myself a fish bowl and then a pair of fish. And since I was already out shopping at the store I thought I ought to purchase another smidgen more. And so I got a rabbit, a hamster and a frog, a gerbil and a turtle, a parrot and a dog. I purchased an iguana, a tortoise and a rat, an eight-foot anaconda, a monkey and a cat. A guinea pig, a gecko, a ferret and a mouse, and had them all delivered, directly to my house. My sister went berzerko! She's now installing locks, because I said her bedroom would be their litter box!

Wow you are still reading? Well next I will include some authors and what they have written.

Crazy In Love (Beyonce)

Yes! so crazy right now Most incredibly It's your girl b It's your boy young History in the makin [part 2] I look and stare so deep in your eyes I touch on you more and more every time When you leave i'm beggin you not to go Call your name two, three times in a row Such a funny thing for me to try to explain How i'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame Yeah, cause i know i don't understand Just how your love can do what no on else can Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love When i talk to my friends so quietly "who he think he is?" look at what you've done to me Tennis shoes don't even need to buy a new dress You ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress It's the way that you know what i thought i knew It's the beat that my heart skips when i'm with you Yeah, but i still don't understand Just how your love can do what no one else can Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love I'm warmed up now Let's go Young hova Ya'll know when the flow is loco Young b and the r-o-c uh oh O-G, big homie The one and only Stick boney but the pockets are fat like tony Soprano the roc handle Like van Exel I shake phonies man, you can't get next to A genuine article, i do not sing tho I sling though , if anything i bling yo Star like ringo War like a green berret You're crazy bring your whole set Jay-z in the range Crazy and deranged They can't figure him out They're like ãhey is he insane?ä Yes sir i'm cut from a different cloth My texture is the best fur, im chinchilla I've been ill of the chain smokers How you think i go the name hova I've been reala' The game's over Fall back young ever since I made you change over to platinum The game's been a wrap One Got me looking so crazy, my baby I'm not myself lately I'm foolish, i don't do this I've been playing myself Baby i don't care Cuz your love got the best of me And baby you're making a fool of me You got me sprung and i don't care who sees Cuz baby you got me so crazy Got me lookin so crazy right now Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now (your love) Got me lookin so crazy right now your touch's Got me lookin so crazy right now (your touch) Got me hoping you page me right now your kiss's Got me hoping you save me right now Lookin so crazy your love's got me lookin Got me lookin so crazy your love [repeat to end]

You Can Never Be Too Careful

You can never be too careful, that's what I always say, and so I wear a hat, or two, in case my hair turns gray. I've thirteen tires on my car, in case I get a flat. I wear my pants size fifty-three, in case I grow too fat. You can never be too careful, I'm sure you'll find it's true. I see the doctor every day, in case I catch the flu. I carry twenty handkerchiefs, in case I have to sneeze, and forty seven bandages, in case I skin my knees. You can never be too careful, so if I take a walk, I tiptoe everywhere I go and whisper when I talk. I hide my money in a box, and lock it up inside Fort Knox. My house is made of bricks and rocks. The front door has a hundred locks. But now I have a problem, see, I'm locked inside without the key. I've lost it and I can't get free. I hid it much too carefully!

Baby

You know you love me, I know you care Just shout whenever, and I'll be there You are my love, you are my heart And we will never, ever, ever be apart Are we an item? Girl, quit playin' "We're just friends," what are you sayin'? Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes My first love broke my heart for the first time And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine For you, I would have done whatever And I just can't believe we're here together And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring And I'm in pieces, baby fix me And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream I'm goin' down, down, down, down And I just can't believe my first love won't be around And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine When I was 13, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby And nobody came between us who could ever come above She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks She made my heart pound I skip a beat when I see her in the street And at school on the playground But I really wanna see her on a weekend She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin' And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin' Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine Baby, baby, baby, oh Like baby, baby, baby, no Like baby, baby, baby, oh I thought you'd always be mine, mine I'm all gone (Yeah, yeah, yeah) (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Now I'm all gone (Yeah, yeah, yeah) (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Now I'm all gone (Yeah, yeah, yeah) (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone I'm gone

Deja Vu

[Intro:] [Beyonce:] Bass [Jay-Z:] Uh [Beyonce:] Hi hat [Jay-Z:] Uh [Beyonce:] 808 [Jay-Z:] Uh [Beyonce:] Jay [Jay-Z:] Uh-huh Ready? Uh-huh [Beyonce:] Let's go get 'em [Jay-Z:] Uh-huh C'mon [Jay-Z Rap] I used to run base like Juan Pierre Now I run the bass hi hat and the snare I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags Now I bag B ([Beyonce:] Boy you hurtin' that) Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap The audacity to have me whipping curtains back Me and B, she about to sting Stand back [Verse 1] Baby seems like everywhere I go I see you, from your eyes, your smile It's like I breathe you, helplessly I reminisce Don't want to compare nobody to you [Pre-Hook] Boy, I try to catch myself But I'm out of control Your sexiness is so appealing I can't let it go Oh [Hook] Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu [Verse 2] Seeing things that I know can't be Am I dreaming? When I saw you walking past me Almost called your name Got a better glimpse and then I looked away It's like I'm losing it [Pre-hook] Boy, I try to catch myself But I'm out of control Your sexiness is so appealing I can't let it go, oh [Hook] Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu [Jay-Z Rap 2] Yes! Hova's flow so unusual Baby, girl you should already know It's H-O, light up the dro' 'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my bounce, flow, blow What's the difference? One, you take in vein while the other you sniffin' It's still dough, po-po try to convict him That's a no-go My dough keep the scales tipping like 4-4's Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N Blow, wind so Chicago of him Is he the best ever, that's the argu-a-ment I don't make the list, don't be mad at me I just make the hits, like a factory I'm just one-to-one, nothin' after me No Deja Vu, just me and my, Oh [Bridge] Baby I can't go anywhere Without thinking that you're there Seems like you're everywhere, it's true Gotta be having Deja Vu 'Cause in my mind I want you here Get on the next plane, I don't care Is it because I'm missing you That I'm having Deja Vu [Pre-hook] Boy, I try to catch myself But I'm out of control Your sexiness is so appealing I can't let it go Whoo... [Hook] Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu Know that I can't get over you 'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Get Me Bodied

[Verse 1:] Mission one I'ma put this on When he see me in the dress I'ma get me some (hey) Mission two Gotta make that call Tell him get the bottles poppin' when they play my song (hey) Mission three Got my three best friends Like we do it all the time we gonna do it again (hey) Mission four Got the vintage Rolls Drop a couple hundreds tell him leave it at the door [Pre-Chorus:] I ain't worried doing me tonight A little sweat ain't never hurt nobody While you all standin' on the wall I'm the one tonight Getting bodied, getting bodied, getting bodied, getting bodied Want my body Won't you get me bodied You want my body Won't you get me bodied (hey) [Chorus:] Can you get me bodied I wanna be myself tonight Can you get me bodied I wanna be myself tonight Don't you see my body? I want to let it out tonight Wanna party, wanna dance, wanna be myself tonight, me bodied [Verse 2:] Mission five Skip to the front of the line Let me fix my hair up 'fore I go inside (hey) Mission six Gotta check these chicks 'Cause you know they gone block when I take these flicks (hey) Mission seven Gotta make my rounds Given eyes to the guys now I think I found him (hey) Mission eight Now we conversate And we can skip small talk let's get right to the chase (hey) [Pre-Chorus] You should see my body I gotta know enough to know if you can get me bodied I'm kinda tight, I'm feeling right enough to see somebody I wanna let it off tonight Wanna dance, wanna party wanna be myself tonight [Chorus] Baby all I want is to let it go Ain't no worries, oh We can dance all night Get me bodied That means come closer to me While we grind to the beat And your body's touching my body All I need is to let it be Ain't no worry, no Boy dance with me Feel my body Don't stop just come closer to me While we grind to the beat With your body touching my body Get somebody Ain't no shame 'cause I gotta get mine I swing my hair, kick off my shoes Come her boy let me work on you [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]

Angel fish

a fish having large, wing-like fins

Zebra

any of several fleet black-and-white striped African equines

Sloth

any of several slow-moving arboreal mammals of South America and Central America

Frog

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping

Stephenie Meyer

author of Twilight series

100 years

century

Alligator

either of two amphibious reptiles related to crocodiles but with with shorter broader snouts

1 gallon

four quarts

Snail

freshwater or marine or terrestrial gastropod mollusk usually having an external enclosing spiral shell

Cane toad

invasive species that was introduced into Australia to control beetles that were eating sugar cone crops, these were eating later found to be eating nearly anything they could fit in their mouths, and also killed many of their predators due to toxin they have in their parotoid gland. Predators were naive about this toxin.

Panda

large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet

Tiger

large feline of forests in most of Asia having a tawny coat with black stripes

Lion

large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male

Impossible

ust woke up and thought I'd try, try to step across the line You know that I've been thinking 'bout it for a while, yeah Starting to think it's time I leave does me good to know I finally feel Feel this pain, it's real, it's possible You say Can't change the winds to say, won't matter anyway Can't reach that far 'cause it's impossible Can't rise above this place, won't change your mind so I pray Breaking down the walls to the impossible Walking by myself I know this lonely road's becoming my new home But I don't stop I just keep moving on, and on Ain't no need to dry my eyes, I haven't cried in quite some time Everyday I fight it, you know it's possible You say Can't change the winds to say, won't matter anyway Can't reach that far 'cause it's impossible Can't rise above this place, won't change your mind so I pray Breaking down the walls to the impossible Someone tell me why it's so hard taking chances? You draw the line and think that I won't ask for more, yeah I will stumble and I'll make my own mistakes, yeah But I won't worry about it anymore, it's impossible Can't change the winds to say, won't matter anyway Can't reach that far 'cause it's impossible Can't rise above this place, won't change your mind so I pray Breaking down the walls to the impossible It's impossible to you, not impossible to me Not impossible for me Can't rise above this place, won't change your mind so I pray Breaking down the walls to the impossible Just woke up and thought I'd try, try to step across the line

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