Movie Quotes for Trivia_

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These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. Thats institutionalized.

The Shawshank Redemption

Once again things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY

The Wedding Singer

I'll have what she's having.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... Columbia, 1989 CUSTOMER (Estelle Reiner)

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

WHITE HEAT Warner Bros., 1949 ARTHUR 'CODY' JARRETT (James Cagney)

Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose you really win, and sometimes when you win you really win, and sometimes when you lose you really lose... You know what I mean?

WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, Twentieth Century Fox, 1992 GLORIA CLEMENTE (Rosie Perez)

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT Touchstone, 1988 JESSICA RABBIT (Kathleen Turner (voice)

And that's how you play "Get the Guests."

WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? Warner Bros., 1966 GEORGE (Richard Burton)

Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR MGM, 1942 SAM CRAIG (Roscoe Karns)

I have a head for business and a bod for sin.

WORKING GIRL, Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 TESS McGILL (Melanie Griffith)

HAL (V.O.) Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY MGM, 1968 DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea)

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY MGM, 1968 DAVE BOWMAN (Kier Dullea)

Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier!

21 Jump Street

Tonight, we dine in hell!

300

This guys a gangster? His real names Clarence

8 Mile

I've suffered the tortures of the damned sir...tortures of the damned.

A Clockwork Orange

FLO MARLOWE Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer! DR. HUGO Z. HACKENBUSH If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.

A DAY AT THE RACES MGM, 1937 Esther Muir, Groucho Marx

You can't handle the truth!

A FEW GOOD MEN Columbia, 1992 COL. NATHAN JESSEP (Jack Nicholson)

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET New Line, 1984 CHILDREN

I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you.

A PLACE IN THE SUN Paramount, 1951 GEORGE EASTMAN (Montgomery Clift)

Stella! Hey, Stella!

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Warner Bros., 1951 STANLEY KOWALSKI (Marlon Brando)

I don't know about that, father. Your god may be bigger than my god up there. But my god is bigger than your god down here.

A bronx Tale

Follow the money.

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN Warner Bros., 1976 Deep Throat (Hal Holbrook)

There are simply too many notes.

AMADEUS Orion, 1984 Emperor Joseph II (Jeffrey Jones)

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

AMERICAN BEAUTY DreamWorks, 1999 Ricky Fitts (Wes Bentley)

TERRY McKAY Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER Twentieth Century Fox, 1957 TERRY McKAY (Deborah Kerr)

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

ANNIE HALL United Artists, 1977 Alvy SInger (Woody Allen)

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

ANNIE HALL United Artists, 1977 Alvy Singer (Woody Allen)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

APOCALYPSE NOW United Artists, 1979 LT. COL. BILL KILGORE(Robert Duvall)

ARTHUR BACH I'm going to take a bath. HOBSON I'll alert the media.

ARTHUR Warner Bros., 1981 Arthur Bach - Dudley Moore. Hobson - John Gielgud

You make me want to be a better man.

AS GOOD AS IT GETS TriStar, 1997 MELVIN UDALL (Jack Nicholson)

Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.

ATLANTIC CITY Paramount, 1980 LOU PASCAL (Burt Lancaster)

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

AUNTIE MAME Warner Bros., 1958 MAME DENNIS (Rosalind Russell)

Game over man! Game over!

Aliens

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure

Aliens

Thats it man, game over man, game over!

Aliens

Fasten your seatbelts. Its going to be a bumpy night

All About Eve

This one time, at band camp...

American Pie

You realize were all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

American Pie

I have to return some video tapes

American Psycho

60% of the time, it works every time

Anchorman

I'm kind of a big deal

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

The horror...the horror

Apocalypse Now

This is my boomstick!

Army of Darkness

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

Austin Powers

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery

Big man in a suit of armor, take that off and what are you?" "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Avengers

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

BABE Universal, 1995 FARMER HOGGETT (James Cromwell)

Okay, but I get to be on top.

BIG Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 JOSH (Tom Hanks)

Excellent!

BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE Orion, 1989 BILL/TED (Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

BLAZING SADDLES Warner Bros., 1974 BART (Cleavon Little)

Cubs win the World Series... against Miami?

Back to the Future Part II

O'Doyle rules

Billy Madison

It's too bad she wont live, but then again, who does?

Blade Runner

Every man dies. Not every man really lives

Braveheart

Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear.

Breakfast at Tiffanys

Buncha savages in this town

Clerks

Wasnt my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.

Clueless

Let off some steam, Bennett.

Commando

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? ... I lied

Commando

Put the bunny back in the box.

Con Air

Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe on this one plane.

Con Air

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!

Cool Runnings

That's not a knife. Now thats a knife.

Crocodile Dundee

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

DAZED AND CONFUSED Universal, 1993 DAVID WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey)

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY Touchstone, 1989 JOHN KEATING (Robin Williams)

Stop makin' noises like a husband.

DETOUR Producers Releasing Corporation, 1945 VERA (Ann Savage)

Yippie-ki-yay, mother****er!

DIE HARD Twentieth Century Fox, 1988 JOHN McCLANE (Bruce Willis)

KITTY I was reading a book the other day. CARLOTTA Reading a book? KITTY Yes. It's all about civilization orsomething, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? CARLOTTA Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.

DINNER AT EIGHT MGM, 1933 Jean Harlow, Marie Dressler

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

DIRTY DANCING Artisan, 1987 JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze)

I know what you're thinking: Did he fire five shots or six shots? To be honest with you, I've lost count in all of this excitement. So you end up asking yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well punk, do you?

DIRTY HARRY Warner Bros., 1971 HARRY CALLAHAN (Clint Eastwood)

DA MAYOR Always do the right thing. MOOKIE That's it? DA MAYOR That's it. MOOKIE I got it, I'm gone.

DO THE RIGHT THING Universal, 1989 Ossie Davis, Spike Lee

Forget about it.

DONNIE BRASCO TriStar, 1997 DONNIE BRASCO (Johnny Depp)

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

DUCK SOUP Paramount, 1933 RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx)

When theres no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth

Dawn of the Dead

O captain, my captain!

Dead Poets Society

Travesty. Horror. Decadence. Excrement.

Dead Poets Society

Well, those Doctors, dear friends of mine, have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks. Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn

Death Race 2000

You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Lets see if it pays off for him

Dodgeball

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

The dishes are DONE, man

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead

When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and its your best friend that does it

Donnie Brasco

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Donnie Darko

Theres a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

Drive

I taught some of the stupidest children God ever put on the face of this earth and all of them could read well enough to find a name on a tombstone.

Driving Miss Daisy

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Dumb & Dumber

E. T. phone home.

E. T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL Universal, 1982 E.T. (Joe Welsh (voice))

They're called boobs, Ed.

ERIN BROCKOVICH Universal, 2000 ERIN BROCKOVICH (Julia Roberts)

Meet me in Montauk.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

You betcha!

FARGO Gramercy, 1996 MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand)

Hey, Bud, let's party!

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH Universal, 1982 JEFF SPICOLI (Sean Penn)

I won't be ignored, Dan!

FATAL ATTRACTION Paramount, 1987 ALEX FORREST (Glenn Close)

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Paramount, 1986 FERRIS BUELLER (Matthew Broderick)

If you build it, he will come.

FIELD OF DREAMS Universal, 1989 SHOELESS JOE JACKSON (Ray Liotta (voice))

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS Paramount, 1943 MARIA (Ingrid Bergman)

My mama always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

FORREST GUMP Paramount, 1994 FORREST GUMP (Tom Hanks)

Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does."

FORREST GUMP Paramount, 1994 YOUNG FORREST GUMP (Michael Conner Humphreys)

It's alive! It's alive!

FRANKENSTEIN Universal, 1931 HENRY FRANKENSTEIN (Colin Clive)

It's alive!!!

Frankenstein

You better put some water on the damn s***!

Friday

Oh look at that... Ive been impaled

Frozen

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Full Metal Jacket

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.

GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES Twentieth Century Fox, 1953 LORELEI (Marilyn Monroe)

It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.

GHOST Paramount, 1990 SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze)

If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.

GILDA Columbia, 1946 GILDA (Rita Hayworth)

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

GLADIATOR DreamWorks, 2000 MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe)

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

GOLDFINGER United Artists, 1964 JAMES BOND (Sean Connery)

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

GONE WITH THE WIND MGM, 1939 PRISSY (Butterfly McQueen)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

GONE WITH THE WIND MGM, 1939 RHETT BUTLER (Clark Gable)

Fiddle-dee-dee.

GONE WITH THE WIND MGM, 1939 SCARLETT O'HARA (Vivien Leigh)

Good morning, Vietnam!

GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM Touchstone, 1987 ADRIAN KRONAUER (Robin Williams)

I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

Good Will Hunting

This is Sparta!

300

It's showtime!

ALL THAT JAZZ Twentieth Century Fox/Columbia, 1979

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

ANIMAL CRACKERS Paramount, 1930 Capt. Jeffrey T. Spaulding )Groucho Marx)

Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.

ANNA CHRISTIE MGM, 1930 ANNA CHRISTIE (Greta Garbo)

Houston, we have a problem.

APOLLO 13 Universal, 1995 JIM LOVELL (Tom Hanks)

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

ARSENIC AND OLD LACE Warner Bros., 1944 MORTIMER BREWSTER (Cary Grant)

Do NOT go in there. Woo!

Ace Ventura

Aaaaalrighty then

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Get off my plane

Air Force One

La-dee-da, la-dee-da.

Annie Hall

I'm the ghost with the most, babe.

BEETLEJUICE Warner Bros., 1988 BETELGEUSE (Michael Keaton)

I like to watch.

BEING THERE United Artists, 1979 CHANCE (Peter Sellers)

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

Billy Madison

You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine!

Bridesmaids

I wish I knew how to quit you

Brokeback Mountain

B-E-A-utiful

Bruce Almighty

I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250

Bull Durham

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

CABIN IN THE COTTON Warner Bros., 1932 MADGE NORWOOD (Bette Davis)

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former reenskeeper, now, about to become theMasters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

CADDYSHACK Orion, 1980 CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray)

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

CHINATOWN Paramount, 1974 DUFFY (Bruce Glover)

She's my sister! She's my daughter!

CHINATOWN Paramount, 1974 EVELYN MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway)

Rosebud.

CITIZEN KANE RKO, 1941 CHARLES FOSTER KANE (Orson Welles)

MITCH ROBBINS Hi, Curly, kill anyone today? CURLY Day ain't over yet.

CITY SLICKERS Columbia, 1991 Billy Crystal, Jack Palance

As if!

CLUELESS Paramount, 1995 CHER HORWITZ (Alicia SIlverstone)

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

COOL HAND LUKE Warner Bros., 1967 CAPTAIN (Strother Martin)

Miss it, Noonan, miss

Caddyshack

Thank you very little.

Caddyshack

I can see your dirty pillows

Carrie

You want some advice, well heres a piece of advice from me to you, lay off the caramels.

Chicago

Attica! Attica!

DOG DAY AFTERNOON Warner Bros., 1975 SONNY WORTZIK (Al Pacino)

Bond. James Bond.

DR. NO United Artists, 1962 JAMES BOBD (Sean Connery)

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

Dazed and Confused

I never drink... wine

Dracula

So you're telling me theres a chance

Dumb & Dumber

If you build it, he will come.

Field of Dreams

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Forrest Gump

Mamma always said life was like a box of chocolates

Forrest Gump

Seats taken

Forrest Gump

Stupid is as stupid does

Forrest Gump

You got knocked the **** out man!!!!

Friday

We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.

GUN CRAZY United Artists, 1949 BART TARE (John Dall)

You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

GUNGA DIN RKO, 1939 CUTTER (Cary Grant)

You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God.

MALICE Columbia, 1993 DR. JED HILL (Alec Baldwin)

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

MANHATTAN United Artists, 1979 ISAAC DAVIS (Woody Allen)

Is it safe?

MARATHON MAN Paramount, 1976 DR. CHRISTIAN SZELL (Laurence Olivier)

ANGIE What do you feel like doing tonight? MARTY I don't know, Ange. What do you feel like doing?

MARTY, United Artists, 1955 Joe Mantell, Ernest Borgnine

I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.

MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS MGM, 1944 ESTHER SMITH (Judy Garland)

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

MEET THE PARENTS Universal, 2000 JACK BYRNES(Robert De Niro)

My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married!

MY COUSIN VINNY Twentieth Century Fox, 1992 MONA LISA VITO (Marisa Tomei)

Master Blaster runs Bartertown

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about.

Misery

(Song lyric) Hey, its okay, its okay, you're welcome. I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Moana

Over? Did you say "over?" Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 JOHN 'BLUTO' BLUTARSKY (John Belushi)Over?

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

NETWORK, United Artists, 1976 HOWARD BEALE (Peter Finch)

CLOAKROOM GIRL Goodness, what beautiful diamonds! MAUDIE TRIPLETT Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT Paramount, 1932 Mae West

Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.

NINOTCHKA MGM, 1939 COUNT LEON D'ALGOUT (Melvyn Douglas)

Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.

NOW, VOYAGER Warner Bros., 1942 CHARLOTTE VALE (Bette Davis0

Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite

I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.

PRIVATE BENJAMIN Warner Bros., 1980 PVT. JUDY BENJAMIN (Goldie Hawn)

A boy's best friend is his mother.

PSYCHO Paramount, 1960 NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins)

We all go a little mad sometimes.

PSYCHO Paramount, 1960 NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins)

They call it a "Royale with Cheese."

PULP FICTION Miramax, 1994 VINCENT (John Travolta)

The only way to stop this Armageddon is to take the dagger to the secret guardian temple.

Prince of Persia

Hoo-ah!

SCENT OF A WOMAN Universal, 1992 LT. COL. FRANK SLADE (Al Pacino)

ll i got in this world is my word and my ball and i don't break em for nobody

Scarface

I have had it with these **** snakes on this **** plane!!

Snakes on a Plane

I don't care if he's Muhammad. I'm hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

Snatch

You have eyes Huntsman, but you do not see.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Pop Quiz, hotshot!

Speed

Live long and prosper.

Star Trek

I've got a bad feeling about this

Star Wars

You talkin' to me?

TAXI DRIVER Columbia, 1976 TRAVIS BICKLE (Robert De Niro)

Years from now, when you talk about this -- and you will -- be kind.

TEA AND SYMPATHY MGM, 1956 LAURA REYNOLDS (Deborah Kerr)

We're sisters under the same mink.

THE BIG HEAT Columbia, 1953 DEBBY MARSH (Gloria Grahame)

We're on a mission from God.

THE BLUES BROTHERS Universal, 1980 ELWOOD BLUES (Dan Aykroyd)

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Twentieth Century Fox, 1951 HELEN BENSON (Patricia Neal)

This is this.

THE DEER HUNTER Universal, 1978 MICHAEL VRONSKY (Robert De Niro)

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.

THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK Twentieth Century Fox, 1959 ANNE FRANK (V.0.) (Millie Perkins (voice))

I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man.

THE ELEPHANT MAN Paramount, 1980 JOHN MERRICK (John Hurt)

What an excellent day for an exorcism.

THE EXORCIST Warner Bros., 1973 REGAN/DEMON (Linda Blair, Mercedes McCambridge (voice))

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

THE FLY Twentieth Century Fox, 1986 VERONICA QUAIFE (Geena Davis)

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino)

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

THE GODFATHER: PART III Paramount, 1990 MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino)

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

THE GRADUATE Embassy Pictures, 1967 BENJAMIN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman)

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!

THE JAZZ SINGER Warner Bros., 1927 JAKIE RABINOWITZ/JACK ROBIN (Al Jolson)

I was born a poor black child.

THE JERK Universal, 1979 NAVIN R. JOHNSON (Steve Martin)

Wax-on, wax-off.

THE KARATE KID Columbia, 1984 MR. MIYAGI (Pat Morita)

Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.

THE KING OF COMEDY Twentieth Century Fox, 1983 RUPERT PUPKIN (Robert De Niro)

Hey, lady!

THE LADIES' MAN Paramount, 1961 HERBERT H.HEEBERT (Jerry Lewis)

I need him like the axe needs the turkey.

THE LADY EVE Paramount, 194 JEAN HARRINGTON (Barbara Stanwyck)

You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.

THE PHILADELPHIA STORY MGM, 1940 MIKE CONNOR (James Stewart)

Does your dog bite?

THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN United Artists, 1976 CHIEF INSP. JACQUES CLOUSEAU (Peter Sellers)

With my brains and your looks, we could go places.

THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE MGM, 1946 FRANK CHAMBERS (John Garfield)

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 THE WIZARD OF OZ (Frank Morgan)

Why So Serious?

The Dark Knight

When Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to die.

The Dark Knight Rises

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight

The Devil Wears Prada

Do or do no., there is no try

The Empire Strikes Back

The power of Christ compels you!

The Exorcist

And may their first child be a masculine child

The Godfather

I know kung fu.

The Matrix

You're killing me, Smalls!

The Sandlot

Dreams feel real while were in them. Its only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

Inception

I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off.

Inglorious Basterds

So, gentlemen, lets discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.

Inglorious Basterds

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Jaws

Were going to need a bigger boat

Jaws

CHRISTINA Get me to that bus stop and forget you ever saw me. If we don't make that bus stop... MIKE HAMMER We will. CHRISTINA If we don't, remember me.

KISS ME DEADLY United Artists, 1955 Cloris Leachman, Ralph Meeker

And for an hour, for an hour -- I'm the best actress in the world...

KLUTE, Warner Bros., 1971 BREE DANIELS (Jane Fonda)

Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

KNUTE ROCKNE ALL Warner Bros., 1940 KNUTE ROCKNE (Pat O'Brien)

I'm a cop, you idiot

Kindergarten Cop

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Kindergarten Cop

It's called a lance...Hello!

Knight's Tale

Win just one for the Gipper

Knute Rockne All American

Everything is awesome.

Lego Movie

The battle of Helms Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin.

Lord of the Rings

One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.

M*A*S*H, Twentieth Century Fox, 1970 MAJ. MARGARET O'HOULIHAN (Sally Kellerman)

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock -- Plymouth Rock landed on us!

MALCOLM X Warner Bros., 1992 MALCOLM X (Denzel Washington)

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

MEN IN BLACK Columbia, 1997 AGENT J (Will Smith)

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

MIDNIGHT COWBOY United Artists, 1969 'RATSO' RIZZO (Dustin Hoffman)

Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.

MILDRED PIERCE Warner Bros., 1945 IDA CORWIN (Eve Arden)

I am your number one fan.

MISERY Columbia, 1990 ANNIE WILKES (Kathy Bates)

Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?

MISTER ROBERTS Warner Bros., 1955 ENSIGN PULVER (Jack Lemmon)

But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.

MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN Columbia, 1936 JUDGE MAY (H.B. Warner)

I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON Columbia, 1939 JEFFERSON SMITH (james Stewart)

You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON Columbia, 1939 JEFFERSON SMITH (james Stewart)

This is the people's war! It is our war!We are the fighters! Fight it, then! Fight it with all that is in us, and may God defend the right.

MRS. MINIVER MGM, 1942 VICAR (Henry Wilcoxon)

Mr. Christian!

MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY MGM, 1935 CAPTAIN BLIGH (Charles Laughton)

CUTHBERT J. TWILLIE Will you take me? FLOWER BELLE LEE I'll take you -- and how.

MY LITTLE CHICKADEE Universal, 1940 W. C. Fields, Mae West

Juuuust a bit outside

Major League

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Mary Poppins

That's a pie crust promise. Easily made, easily broken.

Mary Poppins

They makes cages in all sizes and shapes, you know. Bank-shaped, some of em, carpets and all.

Mary Poppins

Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. Thats just, like, the rules of feminism

Mean Girls

Oh my god, Karen! You can't just ask people why theyre white!

Mean Girls

On Wednesdays we wear pink

Mean Girls

Stop trying to make fetch happen

Mean Girls

All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words.

Milk

My name is Harvey Milk - and I want to recruit you

Milk

Anybody can lose one fight, anybody can lose once, you'll come back from this you'll be champion of the world.

Million Dollar Baby

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

We are the Knights who say... Ni

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Every sperm is sacred

Monty Pythons The Meaning of Life

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Moulin Rouge!

Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada da, it tastes good, dada dada dada da no meat, big feet, I eat wood, pum pum pum!

Mrs. Doubtfire

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

My Fair Lady

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 DEAN WORMER (john Vernon)

Toga! Toga!

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE Universal, 1978 JOHN 'BLUTO' BLUTARSKY (John Belushi)

A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic.

Napoleon Dynamite

Don't be jealous that Ive been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Napoleon Dynamite

I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.

National Treasure

Theyre coming to get you, Barbara

Night of the Living Dead

I got a brother in Persia only got one wife. Hes a bachelor.

Oklahoma!

That's enough. In this country that better be a proposal of marriage.

Oklahoma!

You're my boy, Blue!

Old School

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

PAT AND MIKE MGM, 1952 MIKE CONOVAN (Spencer Tracy)

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

PATTON, Twentieth Century Fox, 1970 GEN. GEORGE PATTON (George C. Scott)

I know you are, but what am I?

PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE Warner Bros., 1985 PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens)

Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.

PILLOW TALK Universal-International, 1959 JAN MORROW (Doris Day)

Never give a sucker an even break.

POPPY Paramount, 1936 PROF. EUSTACE P. McGARGLE (W.C. Fields)

Thug life.

Pineapple Express

Why is the rum always gone?

Pirates of the Caribbean

It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever.

Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End

I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest

You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun -- a Swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.

RED RIVER United Artists, 1948 CHERRY VALANCE (John Ireland)

LUNA SCHLOSSER It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years. MILES MONROE Two hundred and four, if you count my marriage.

SLEEPER, United Artists, 1973 Diane Keaton, Woody Allen

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Disney, 1937 QUEEN (Lucille La Verne (voice))

Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!

SOME LIKE IT HOT United Artists, 1959 JERRY (Jack Lemmon)

Well, nobody's perfect.

SOME LIKE IT HOT United Artists, 1959 OSGOOD FIELDING III (Joe E. Brown)

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

SONS OF THE DESERT MGM, 1933 OLIVER (Oliver Hardy)

There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan. Boy!

SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS Paramount, 1941 JOHN L. SULLIVAN(Joel McCrea)

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up

SUNSET BLVD. Paramount, 1950 NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson)

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

SUNSET BLVD. Paramount, 1950 NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson)

We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.

SUNSET BLVD. Paramount, 1950 NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson)

Can you dig it?

SUPERFLY Warner Bros., 1972 YOUNGBLOOD PRIEST (Ron O'Neal)

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way.

SUPERMAN Warner Bros., 1978 SUPERMAN (Christopher Reeve)

Match me, Sidney.

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS United Artists, 1957 J. J. HUNSECKER (Burt Lancaster)

Vegas, baby.

SWINGERS Miramax, 1996 TRENT (Vince Vaughn)

You're so money, and you don't even know it.

SWINGERS Miramax, 1996 TRENT (Vince Vaughn)

You earn this

Saving Private Ryan

Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Scarface

And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully a horror movie. For instance, number one. You can never have sex.

Scream

Become vengeance, David. Become wrath.

Se7en

Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You're looking for me.

Se7en

What's in the box?

Se7en

Did you tell your friends that I boffed your brains out in your van?

Secret Admirer

There were no F names in the Bible so Ma named him Frankincense because he smelled so sweet.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife.

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

Youve got red on you.

Shaun of the Dead

What girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a mans dead or not?

Sherlock Holmes

I like that boulder. Thats a niiice boulder

Shrek

Ogres are like onions

Shrek

I am NOT drinking any *** Merlot!

Sideways

No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any ******* Merlot!

Sideways

Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Silence of the Lambs

It's easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40!

Sleepless in Seattle

Final question for twenty million rupees, and hes smiling. I guess you know the answer.

Slumdog Millionaire

So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?

Slumdog Millionaire

Sure, I bet we could be best friends Mr. Satan

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers

Star Wars

Why the F*** would it be between THAT or Muhammad?

Superbad

You changed your name to McLovin?

Superbad

SHERLOCK HOLMES Elementary, my dear Watson.

THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES Twentieth Century Fox, 1939 SHERLOCK HOLMES (basil Rathbone)

CHARLIE ALLNUT A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature. ROSE SAYER "Nature," Mr. Allnut, is what we are put into this world to rise above.

THE AFRICAN QUEEN United Artists, 1951 Humphrey Bogart, Katharine Hepburn

Shut up and deal.

THE APARTMENT United Artists, 1960 Fran Kubelik (Shirley MacLaine)

VIVIAN RUTLEDGE I don't like your manners. PHILIP MARLOWE I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings.

THE BIG SLEEP Warner Bros., 1946 Lauren Bacall, Humphrey Bogart

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!

THE BREAKFAST CLUB Universal, 1985 PRINCIPAL RICHARD VERNON (Paul Gleason)

Madness. Madness.

THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI Columbia, 1957 MAJ. CLIPTON (James Donald)

Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them.

THE CAINE MUTINY Columbia, 1954 CAPT. QUEEG (Humphrey Bogart)

Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.

THE CIDER HOUSE RULES Miramax, 1999 DR. WILBUR LARCH (Michael Caine)

I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.

THE COLOR PURPLE Warner Bros., 1985 SHUG (Margaret Avery)

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

THE COURT JESTER Paramount, 1956 HUBERT HAWKINS (Danny Kaye)

When's the last time you picked your feet, Willy? Who's your connection, Willy? What's his name? I've got a man in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie?

THE FRENCH CONNECTION Twentieth Century Fox, 1971 JIMMY 'POPEYE' DOYLE (Gene Hackman)

Chance is the fool's name for fate.

THE GAY DIVORCEE RKO, 1934 GUY HOLDEN (Fred Astaire)

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

THE GODFATHER Paramount, 1972 PETE CLEMENZA (Richard S. Castellano)

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

THE GODFATHER Paramount, 1972 PETE CLEMENZA (Richard S. Castellano)

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

THE GODFATHER Paramount, 1972 VITO CORLEONE (Marlon Brando)

Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.

THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 HYMAN ROTH (Lee Strasberg)

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

THE GODFATHER: PART II Paramount, 1974 MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino)

Plastics.

THE GRADUATE Embassy Pictures, 1967 MR. MAGUIRE (Walter Brooke)

Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.

THE GRAPES OF WRATH Twentieth Century Fox, 1940

If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.

THE GREAT McGINTY Paramount, 1940 THE POLITICIAN (William Demarest)

Out here, due process is a bullet.

THE GREEN BERETS Warner Bros., 1968 COL. MIKE KIRBY (John Wayne)

Sanctuary!

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME RKO, 1939 QUASIMODO (Charles Laughton)

Eddie, you're a born loser.

THE HUSTLER, Twentieth Century Fox, 1961 BERT GORDON (George C. Scott)

To God, there is no zero. I still exist.

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN Universal, 1957 SCOTT CAREY (Grant Williams)

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

THE KING AND I Twentieth Century Fox, 1956 KING MONGKUT (Yul Brynner)

Hi-Yo, Silver!

THE LONE RANGER Warner Bros., 1956 THE LONE RANGER (Clayton Moore)

My precious.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS New Line Cinema, 2002 GOLLUM (Andy Serkis)

One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

THE LOST WEEKEND Paramount, 1945 BARTENDER NAT (Howard Da Silva)

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR Paramount, 1942 MR. ALBERT OSBORNE (Robert Benchley)

The stuff that dreams are made of.

THE MALTESE FALCON Warner Bros., 1941 SAM SPADE (Humphrey Bogart)

You're good, you're very good.

THE MALTESE FALCON Warner Bros., 1941 SAM SPADE (Humphrey Bogart)

This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

THE MAN WHO SHOT Paramount, 1962 MAXWELL SCOTT (Carleton Young)

Somebody stop me!

THE MASK, New Line Cinema, 1994 STANLEY IPKISS (Jim Carrey)

There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

THE NAKED CITY Universal, 1948 NARRATOR (Mark Hellinger(voice))

Who's on first.

THE NAUGHTY NINETIES Universal, 1945 DEXTER (Bud Abbott)

Would you like me to tell you the little story of right hand, left hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E. It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E. You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man -- the right hand, friends, the hand of love.

THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER United Artists, 1955 REV. HARRY POWELL (Robert Mitchum)

I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! "We are all out of cornflakes, F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger.

THE ODD COUPLE Paramount, 1968 OSCAR MADISON (Walter Matthau)

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES Warner Bros., 1976 JOSEY WALES (Clint Eastwood)

Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.

THE PALM BEACH STORY Paramount, 1942 JOHN D. HACKENSACKER III (Rudy Vallee)

Aim Small Miss Small

THE PATRIOT, Columbia 2000

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES RKO, 1942 LOU GEHRIG (Gary Cooper)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

THE PRINCESS BRIDE Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 INIGO MONTOYA (Mandy Patinkin)

Not many people know it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer.

THE PRODUCERS AVCO Embassy, 1968 FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars)

I ain't so tough.

THE PUBLIC ENEMY Warner Bros., 1931 TOM POWERS (James Cagney)

Let's go home, Debbie.

THE SEARCHERS Warner Bros., 1956 ETHAN EDWARDS (john Wayne)

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION Columbia, 1994 ANDY (Tim Robbins)

Here's Johnny!

THE SHINING Warner Bros., 1980 JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

THE SILENCE OF THE Orion, 1991 DR. HANNIBAL LECTER (Anthony Hopkins)

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

THE SILENCE OF THE Orion, 1991 DR. HANNIBAL LECTER (Anthony Hopkins)

I see dead people.

THE SIXTH SENSE Hollywood Pictures, 1999 COLE SEAR (Haley Joel Osment)

Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS Paramount, 1956 NEFRETIRI (Anne Baxter)

I'll be back.

THE TERMINATOR Orion, 1984 THE TERMINATOR (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

NORA CHARLES They say you were shot in the tabloids. NICK CHARLES They never got near my tabloids.

THE THIN MAN MGM, 1934 Myrna Loy, William Powell

Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the skies!

THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD RKO, 1951 NED 'SCOTTY' SCOTT (Douglas Spencer)

In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

THE THIRD MAN Selznick Releasing, 1949 HARRY LIME (Orson Welles)

Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE Warner Bros., 1948 GOLD HAT (Alfonso Bedoya)

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he never existed, and just like that, he was gone.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS Columbia, 1995 VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey)

If you wanna call me that, smile.

THE VIRGINIAN Paramount, 1929 THE VIRGINIAN (Gary Cooper)

Warriors, come out to play!

THE WARRIORS Paramount, 1979 LUTHER (David Patrick Kelly)

If they move, kill 'em.

THE WILD BUNCH Warner Bros., 1969 PIKE BISHOP (William Holden)

MILDRED Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against? JOHNNY STRABLER What've you got?

THE WILD ONE Columbia, 1953 Peggy Maley, Marlon Brando

There's no place like home.

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 DOROTHY GALE (Judy Garland)

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 DOROTHY GALE (Judy Garland)

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 DOROTHY GALE/THE SCARECROW/THE TIN MAN (Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley)

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (Margaret Hamilton)

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!

THE WIZARD OF OZ MGM, 1939 THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (Margaret Hamilton)

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.

THE WOMEN MGM, 1939 CRYSTAL ALLEN (Joan Crawford)

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

THEY LIVE Universal, 1988 NADA (Roddy Piper)

These go to eleven.

THIS IS SPINAL TAP Embassy Pictures, 1984 NIGEL TUFNEL (Christopher Guest)

I'm king of the world!

TITANIC, Paramount/Twentieth Century Fox, 1997 JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio)

What he did to Shakepeare, we are doing now to Poland.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE United Artists, 1942 COL. EHRHARDT (Sig Ruman)

Do you want a leg or a breast?

TO CATCH A THIEF Paramount, 1955 FRANCES STEVENS (Grace Kelly)

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT Warner Bros., 1944 MARIE 'SLIM' BROWNING (Lauren Bacall)

You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD Universal, 1962 ATTICUS FINCH (Gregory Peck)

Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD Universal, 1962 REVEREND SYKES (William Walker)

RITA I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? CAMERAMAN How do you feel about Cleveland?

TOOTSIE Columbia, 1982 Doris Belack

LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL I feel the need... LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL/LT. NICK 'GOOSE' BRADSHAW ...the need for speed!

TOP GUN Paramount, 1986 Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards

He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people?

TOUCH OF EVIL Universal, 1958 TANYA (Marlene Dietrich)

To infinity and beyond!

TOY STORY Disney/Pixar, 1995 BUZZ LIGHTYEAR (Tim Allen (voice))

You see, François, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, François, I think it would be a mistake.

TROUBLE IN PARADISE Paramount, 1932 MARIETTE COLET (Kay Francis)

Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!

TRUE GRIT Paramount, 1969 ROOSTER COGBURN (John Wayne)

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Taken

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Taken

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

The Goonies

Hey you guuuys

The Goonies

The only thing we serve here is tongue... You boys like tongue?

The Goonies

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes

The Hangover

You is kind. You is smart. You is Important

The Help

Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective. A lot of hope is dangerous

The Hunger Games

I volunteer as tribute

The Hunger Games

Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be.

The Iron Giant

Heeeeeres Johnny!

The Shining

So let it be written. So let it be done.

The Ten Commandments

I want you to find this nancy-boy, Eliot Ness - I want him dead! I want his family dead!

The Untouchables

Put em up, put em up! Which one of you first? Ill fight you both together if you want. Ill fight you with one paw tied behind my back.

The Wizard of Oz

I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!

There Will Be Blood

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

True Grit

Would you like to play a game?

WARGAMES MGM, 1983 JOSHUA THE COMPUTER (James Ackerman (voice))

HARRY BURNS But I would be proud... SALLY ALBRIGHT But I would be proud... HARRY BURNS ...to partake... SALLY ALBRIGHT ...to partake... HARRY BURNS ...of your pecan pie. SALLY ALBRIGHT ...of your pecan pie.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... Columbia, 1989 Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan

No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me -- now -- standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.

WUTHERING HEIGHTS United Artists, 1939 CATHY (Merle Oberon)

Were not worthy! Were not worthy!

Waynes World

Listen to me. Weve traced the call... its coming from inside the house

When a Stranger Calls

Oompa loompa doompadee doo

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE RKO, 1946 GEORGE BAILEY (James Stewart)

Brawndos got what plants crave

Idiocracy

I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes; the devils eyes.

Halloween

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Happy Gilmore

The price is wrong, ****!

Happy Gilmore

Why don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME?

Happy Gilmore

Harry, you told me youd figured that egg out weeks ago! The task is two days from now!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The box. You opened it. We came

Hellraiser

Keep the change ya filthy animal

Home Alone

I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.

IN A LONELY PLACE Columbia, 1950 DIXON STEELE (Humphrey Bogart)

Get off my lawn

Gran Torino

I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?

10 Things I Hate About You

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!

42ND STREET Warner Bros., 1933 JULIAN MARSH (Warner Baxter)

I'm your worst ****ing nightmare, man! A ***** with a badge.

48 HOURS Paramount, 1982 REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy)

Now yous can't leave

A Bronx Tale

You'll shoot your eye out.

A CHRISTMAS STORY MGM, 1983 MRS. PARKER (Melinda Dillon)

The dingo took my baby!

A CRY IN THE DARK Warner Bros., 1988 LINDY CHAMBERLAIN (Meryl Streep)

There's no crying in baseball!

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN Columbia, 1992 JIMMY DUGAN (Tom Hanks)

Are you crying? Theres no crying! Theres no crying in baseball!

A League of Their Own

OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD It's alright, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause. FIORELLO You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus.

A NIGHT AT THE OPERA MGM, 1935 Groucho Marx, Chico Marx

Whatever you do don't fall asleep

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine.

A STAR IS BORN Warner Bros., 1954 ESTHER BLODGETT (Judy Garland)

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE Warner Bros., 1951 BLANCHE DUBOIS (Vivien Leigh)

All-righty then!

ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE Warner Bros., 1994 ACE VENTURA (Jim Carrey)

CAPT. OVEUR You ever been in a cockpit before? JOEY No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. CAPT. OVEUR You ever seen a grown man naked?

AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 Peter Graves, Rossie Harris

Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen

STEVE McCROSKEY Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980 STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges)

Get away from her, you bitch!

ALIENS, Twentieth Century Fox, 1986 RIPLEY (Sigourney Weaver)

And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT Universal,1930 PAUL (Lew Ayres)

Yeah, baby!

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY New Line Cinema, 1997 AUSTIN POWERS (Mike Myers)

One million dollars!

AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY New Line Cinema, 1997 Dr. Evil (Mike Myers)

Remember those posters that said, Today is the first day of the rest of your life? Well, thats true of every day but one - the day you die.

American Beauty

I got Harlem, I took care of Harlem, so Harlems gonna take care of me.

American Gangster

I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? Cause i control the underwear.

American History X

Back home everyone said I didnt have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.

An American in Pairs

I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States

An Inconvenient Truth

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...People know me... I'm very important.

Anchorman

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly

Anchorman

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries... Yep, its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good.

Anchorman

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

Anchorman

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Animal House

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

BACK TO THE FUTURE Universal, 1985 DR. EMMETT BROWN (Christopher Lloyd)

I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk!

BALL OF FIRE RKO, 1941 SUGARPUSS O'SHEA (Barbara Stanwyck)

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

BATMAN Warner Bros., 1989 THE JOKER (Jack Nicholson)

What a dump.

BEYOND THE FOREST Warner Bros., 1949 ROSA MOLINE (Bette Davis)

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

BILLY MADISON, Universal, 1995 PRINCIPAL (Jim Downey)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

BLADE RUNNER Warner Bros., 1982 ROY BATTY (Rutger Hauer)

That dirty, double-crossin' rat!

BLONDE CRAZY Warner Bros., 1931 BERT HARRIS (James Cagney)

You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.

BODY HEAT Warner Bros., 1981 MATTY WALKER (Kathleen Turner)

We rob banks.

BONNIE AND CLYDE Warner Bros., 1967 CLYDE BARROW (Warren Beatty)

Wouldja do me a favor, Harry? Drop dead!

BORN YESTERDAY Columbia, 1950 BILLIE DAWN (Judy Holliday)

There is no bad boy.

BOYS TOWN MGM, 1938 FATHER EDWARD J. FLANAGAN (Spencer Tracy)

They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

BRAVEHEART Paramount, 1995 WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson)

How do I look?

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S Paramount, 1961 HOLLY GOLIGHTLY (Audrey Hepburn)

We belong dead.

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN Universal, 1935 THE MONSTER (Boris Karloff)

It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!

BRINGING UP BABY RKO, 1938 DR. DAVID HUXLEY (Cary Grant)

I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.

BROADCAST NEWS Twentieth Century Fox, 1987 AARON ALTMAN (Albert Brooks)

Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?

BUGSY TriStar, 1991 VIRGINIA HILL (Annette Benning)

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

BULL DURHAM Orion, 1988 CRASH DAVIS (Kevin Costner)

Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia.

BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID Twentieth Century Fox, 1969 BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman)

Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.

BUTTERFIELD 8 MGM, 1960 GLORIA WANDROUS (Elizabeth Taylor)

1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!

Back to the Future

Make like a tree ... and get out of here

Back to the Future

There's that word again... Heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earths gravitational pull?!

Back to the Future

Wait a minute Doc....are you trying to tell me that my mother...has got the hots for me?

Back to the Future

Where we're going, we're not going to need roads.

Back to the Future

Tell me something my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Batman

I hate to disappint you, but...rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Batman & Robin

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Batman Begins

While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!

Battlefield Earth

Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a window!!

Beverly Hills Cop

You're Josh Baskin, remember?! You broke your arm on my roof!

Big

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat

Very nice

Borat

Be the ball.

CADDYSHACK Orion, 1980 TY WEBB (Chevy Chase)

His eyes have made love to me all evening.

CAMILLE MGM, 1936 MARGUERITE GAUTIER (Greta Garbo)

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

CAPE FEAR Universal, 1991 MAX CADY (Robert De Niro)

Round up the usual suspects.

CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 CAPT. RENAULT (Claude Rains)

Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."

CASABLANCA Warner Bros., 1942 ILSA LASZLO (Ingrid Bergman)

Here's looking at you, kid.