U.S. Presidents (in order) last names only

Pierce can link John's son to Grant's hay.

Pierce, Buchanon, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes

Real bush clapped the other bush and said, "Oh mama!"

Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama

Taffy and Willy got a hard, cool, hoo rooster that was a man.

Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt (FDR), Truman

Jackson vanished, and hairy Tyler poked Taylor more.

Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Filmore

How Ken's son nicked orderly Carter.

Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford Jr., Carter

Garfield took art to Cleveland, and Harrison also went to Cleveland, where they bought kind roosters.

Garfield, Arthur, Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, T. Roosevelt

Washington adds Jiffy-made minstrel to Adam's sandwich.

Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Adams