Captcha

Stop it.

Why is this so hard!?

It's this stupid captcha. I can't figure it out.

Hmm. Which of the following contains a stop sign.

What the hell are you talking about?

I think it's none of them. Just hit submit and you'll get a new one

No they're not the same thing

I took driver's ed, I think I know what a yield sign is.

What about the zebra?

IT'S A ZEBRA

If you say waterskiing I will kill you

Waterskiing

It looks like a game of charades, apparently. Okay. Two words.

Waterskiing

But they're all yield signs...

Well I guess a yield is kind of a stop.

Yeah but you don't stop.

Well you might stop

I have no idea.

What about-

Why six?

What do you mean, "why six?" I didn't come up with this, that's what defines an insect.

"Plunch!?"

Bunch? AHAH! Waterskiing!

It wasn't waterskiing when you guessed it the first time, so it's not gonna be waterskiing now!

DON'T YELL AT ME!

Well, you said it has to have six legs!

It also has to not be a ZEBRA!

What?

Just put something random.

This feels personal.

Just submit.

Okay. "Select all images with insects in them"

Okay, an insect means it has to have six legs.

There's a ladybug, but you can't even see its legs 'cause they're underneath its body.

Okay, and that one's simply a zebra.

It's not going to- It worked. It was waterskiing.

Really!?

It's not even a multiple-choice, there's just a text input!

Skip it.

Yeah, but it has two extra legs.

That doesn't make it an insect!

Okay, wait, there's no 3.4. There's a 3.2?

That's the closest, so choose that.

Do you speak hieroglyphics?

You can't speak hieroglyphics.