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Rince: mutual
Are you two married?
Pithy: only as long as your flight is grounded darlings. Trust us we want you to leave.
Aw thank you! And the sky lounge is...
Paris: queen. Goddess.
Hey, it looks like we're boarding! Time to party!!!
Morgan: I'll let you in on a secret. Leave them guessing.
People don't like to guess anymore. They wanna be hit over the head with it
Rince: that's downright dangerous yo.
Safety first.
Morgan: Well it sounds... Lovely
So are you? Married? Because rumor has it you two got married decades ago but never confirmed.
Rince: great idea!
These pictures are gold. Plus did you see there's a banana split flight crew?
Pithy: no that's you two.
How long do we have to stay here? There's a big party in Seattle tonight and we're supposed to be there because we ARE. THE. HITS.
Howard: is it not enough we've spent every day together for forty years. Why matter with the formality? You're informal. Quite amusingly. So why is that your first question?
I don't know. It's like, I just really want to know.
Howard: it's a word if you say my love
I happen to think properness is for the birds like seriously. Fly away white gloves. It's just not my... Demeanor to be quiet and prim. Like can you imagine? I won a burping contest in high school. 6.37 seconds. Long burp champion.
Pithy: Oh! Of course here you are both of you. Announcing yourself like you're characters in a play.
I know. Except I don't think we're supposed to be... Here?
Rob: it's going to be ok. Plans change. We know that better than anyone don't we?
I know. I'm the last person you'd expect to see here, but here I am... Obviously. Tasha!
Morgan: yes I understand. You show everyone where all the latest parties are like an information desk. Like page six.
No we always cut off right as we're walking into the party and we never divulge our location or our party mates ahead of time.
Morgan: of course so you're actors.
No. We're famous. YouTubers. We make videos on our way to various parties we get invited to.
Rince: I do. And you?
Obviously we recognize each other. No need for it to be awkward. Let's just get our formal introduction out of the way and we'll all feel more comfortable.
Rince: yes what a day! It was beautiful to meet you both. I will never forget you.
Oh my god yes! Life changing.
Pithy: try the vintage filter. You'll find it highlights the cheekbones.
Oh my god! I hate you!
Morgan: you are much better at it than I am that's for sure. He dances and sings all through the house.
So you are married.
Morgan: darling I enjoyed your... Conversation you told me everything about yourself. I feel like I know you very well. And apparently I can find you on insta to see your ootd and what you eat for lunch every day.
So you're not married.
Howard: they've always wanted to know that. Even in our day who are you sleeping with. How much money do you make. What did you have for breakfast. Are you married. It doesn't mean you have to answer.
So... Are you?
Howard: but you still don't have to answer every question. Be a little mysterious.
Wait. Should we try to be mysterious?
Morgan: Darling what is it you do?
We're Tasha and rince... You know. I'm Tasha (I'm rince the wind) and well party til the bitter end!
Morgan: no I wasn't fishing. But isn't it funny? Throughout the afternoon I've listened to you talk about your busy schedule your need to look perfect all the time your concerns for how people see you.
Yeah it does seem like I talk alot.
Rince: Well I've always been an admirer of your work miss Morgan Gladys. My name is rince the wind.
You're Howard Gleason. My dad showed me your films when I was a kid. I loved them and then your show the gleeson and Gladys hour. I would sneak out into the hallway and watch behind my parents. They only caught me once and I would try to remember every song and every dance and then I would go back into my room and re enact them and my mom always wondered why I was so tired on Wednesday mornings but I couldn't tell her why so I would just fake period cramps.
Howard: no I'm quite comfortable as myself. Took me a long time to get there. I had crippling stage fright.
You? No. You seem so put together. I look at you and think, now there's someone that knows what's up you know? You just get it. Dignified.