LOGAINNE spelling bee
PANCH- It's an artificial passage for water with a valve or gate for stopping and regulating flow.
And are there any alternative definitions?
PANCH- "The inability of on eye to obtain binocular vision with the other because of an imbalance of the muscles of the eyeball."
And use in a sentence please?
PANCH- "The inflammation of the urinary bladder"
And use in a sentence please?
PANCH- Yes--it's a body of water pent up behind a floodgate.
Are there any alternative definitions?
CARLY MOM- No. Think.
C-
PANCH- My apologies. Sluice.
Can I have a definition?
PANCH- Cornish dialect, a Latin derivative.
Cornish. That's like English with Dutch influence. Vug. V-U-G-G-H-E. Vugghe.
PANCH- We need a spelling, please, Logainne.
Cystitis. C-Y-S-T-I-T-I-S. Cystitis.
PANCH- "Sally's mother told her it was her cystitis that made her special."
Cystitis. I think I studied this one with my moms.
RONA- Let's allow it this once. Miss Ostrovsky's line, Rona speaking. Just one minute, Logainne.
Doesn't anybody else care about the rules. This bee is about as well organized as Kanye West's presidential campaign. Speaking of which, the entire presidential campaign this year is just ridiculous! I'm sick of famous people treating politics like a game to be won. Kanye West has no political credentials and has no business running for president! I would much rather move to Switzerland where there's at population of 8.6 million, and has a prime skiing time of mid January-mid March which just so happened to be right before the coronavirus pandemic completely shut down everything in our country and is now the reason we have to wear these masks for our spelling bee!!
MARCY- Don't worry, I'm not nervous.
Have you ever been in an underground gymnasium before?
PANCH- Yes--a channel to drain or carry off surplus water.
Hmm. Are there any alternative definitions?
RONA- While the correct response for girls is:
Honestly, I think there's a good chance I would do okay, but it's unlikely that I'd win the whole thing. I'm a good speller, but not a truly great speller, and though I have trained hard there's so much luck involved.
CARLY MOM- And isn't having a magical foot an unfair advantage.
I don't have a magical foot.
BARFEE- Mom, I did it without the foot!
I'd just like to say, Carly Mom--I can do this on my own.
PANCH- So simple.
I'm sorry, moms. I overcomplicated.
RONA- Though in my experience the girls are sometimes thinking:
I'm taking it all. You're all going down, suckas!
PANCH- does anyone mind if we get back to spelling?
I've been waiting for my word.
CARLY MOM- Good.
I-
PANCH- Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre. Please spell indicant
Indicant. I-N-D-I-C-A-N-T. Indicant.
PANCH- Yes.
L-I-
PANCH- Vug. (2)
Language of origin?
CONEYBEAR- Leaf Coneybear has cats.
Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre won the 31st annual Putnam County Spelling Bee on her 7th and final year of eligibility. She then went on to become Secretary of Education under president Elon Musk. She speech therapy was completely successful.
PANCH- Mexican
Mexican!
CARLY MOM- Take another picture for her S.D.
Mom!
Panch- Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre.
Moms! I'm in the final three!
RONA- our winner last year: Chip Tolentino. Let's give him a hand!
Ms. Peretti!
PANCH- I gave you a word.
No you didn't.
CARLY MOM- Mommy conference. Now.
No, Moms, let me get this one first, please.
PANCH- Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre, please spell peregrine.
Part of speech.
CARLY MOM- Sorry. Her "Sperm Donner."
Peter Jenkins
CARLY MOM- Good. Cystitis.
S-
CARLY MOM- segue.
S-E-G-U-E
CARLY MOM- Good. Siphon.
S-I-P-H-O-N
BARFEE- Gee, I wonder why.
Sluice. S-L-U-I-C-E. Sluice!
PANCH- I'm sorry, the correct answer is V-U-G. Vug.
So Simple?
PANCH- strabismus
Strabismus. May I please have the definition of that word?
RONA- Notice how she writes on her forearm. This is her way to see the word before she speaks it out loud.
Strabismus. S-T-R-A-B-I-S-M-U-S. Strabismus.
PANCH- Correct. Miss Schwartzandgrubenierre. Tilapia.
T-I-L-A-P-I-A
PANCH- Cystitis
Thithitith? May I please have the definition of that word?
PANCH- Vug. (1)
Vug? That's the whole word? Vug?
CARLY MOM- The foot, we have to disable the foot
What foot?
BARFEE- Crepuscule. One moment please.
William. William.
CARLY MOM- The magic foot.
Wouldn't that be wrong?
CARLY MOM- Do you want to win?
Yes, but I believe in ethical conduct.
CARLY MOM- No! Logainne--are you concentrating?
Yes--
RONA- Can we have all parents in their seats please? This is not a soccer game.
You're lucky your parents are in India.
