asdf movie
*motzart music plays*
classic
anvil falls on approaching gunman
classic
i like trains kid 3
mom: i brought some cookies kids: (stuff along the lines of: cookies! i love cookies) kid: i like trains(gets ran over by a train)
ive got your nose
policeman: look out he's got a nose (fires gun)
Die potato 2
potato: (potato pulls out gun) not today
the science show
scientist: piano (piano falls on scientist) background guy: who's idea was this?
ALIEN ATTACK
throw the CHEESE!
hey catch the ball son
( in the distance) ok dad i got it i got it i... SPLAT
you got to help my tie is evil and its going to kill mehehe.
(guy 1st guy was talking to walks away) 1st guy to tie: please dont hurt me tie: (evil laugh)
quick shoot me in the face!
*click* BOOM
1st man: hey it says gullible on the ceiling
2nd man looking at ceiling: oh so it does aw and you stole my lungs
1st man: i like your hat
2nd man: thanks 1st man: i was being sarcastic 2nd man: well i just stole your face 1st man (slaps face without eyes,nose or mouth)
hey guys check out my new camera
BANG! aww this isn't a camera
doctor i think i am a homosexual
Doctor: why do you think that patient: (barfs rainbow onto doctor) RAINBOWS!
work stupid fax machine
FEED ME PAPER!
pointless button
Warning! pointless!
well im going to do a book
aw
hey dude look at my new dog
aw yeah that a nice- aw there's no dog
i like trains kid 2
dad: what are you doing son kid: i like trains dad: yes, yes you do
i like trains kid 1
girl: i like singing boy: i like dancing kid: i like trains( gets run over by a train)
hey did you see my sandwitch?
i am your sandwitch
pffft. screw gravity
man flies upwards off screen
kitten fight!
no please i am allergic to adorableness
Die potato 3
noooo iliketrains kid: i like trains other guy : oh wait noo train runs over other guy
Die potato 1
noooo (splat)
I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD
noooooooooooooooo
ahhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im going to do an internet
whooaaaaaaaaaaaa
goodbye world
world: ok jimmy where are you..BANG... oh gosh oh god that is not what i meant at all oh!
you know who's gay
you (train runs them over)
now son don't touch that cactus
you are dead to me! :evil:
you know who's gay
you.. aw come on (man has dagger in his chest)
ahehehe
i cant read