Buzzed Drinking Game
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All player who wished you a happy birthday this past year take a drink.
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All players who are using someone else's Netflix account must drink.
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All players who had a dank Myspace profile must drink one for Tom.
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All players who made videos on Vine and didn't become a child star must drink.
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Drink if you actually purchased a fidget spinner in 2017.
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Drink if you currently have an Instagram story up. If it's of food, take two drinks. If it's a selfie, please delete.
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Drink if you currently have clothes on the floor of your room.
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Drink if you don't have to go to work in the morning.
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Drink if you have roommates - one drink for each one you have.
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Drink if you only speak English. Bonjour, bitch.
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Drink if you read the news today. You need that drink.
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Drink if you took karate as a kid, show us your best karate move.
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Drink if you used a food delivery service this week. Cheers to your lazy quarantined ass.
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Drink if you washed your hair with shampoo today.
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Drink if you're in love.
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Drink if you're smiling in your ID picture.
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Drink if you've ever been caught masturbating. What a sticky situation to be in!
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Drink if you've ever been caught watching porn.
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Drink if you've ever gone through an emo phase. Rawr XD.
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Drink if you've ever played with a Ouija board and it worked.
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Drink if you've ever secretly thrown up at a party and then acted like nothing happened.
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Drink if you've farted since the game, no lying.
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Drink if you've made a woman cum before.
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Drink if your parents ever called your name over the intercom at the grocery store.
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Drink once for each person you showed up with tonight.
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Ever player takes a drink for each year they had braces.
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Every player with an outie belly button takes a drink, because that's cute as hell.
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Every player without facial hair takes a drink.
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Everyone who has seen a dick on Chatroulette/Omegle must drink.
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Everyone who's ever gone to class drunk takes a drink.
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If you drink milk with your meals, take a drink. You belong in federal prison.
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If you ever ran away from home as a kid, drink up, you dramatic lil ****er.
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If you have a good joke memorized, tell it to the group. Best joke gives out 3 drinks.
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If you prefer cats over dogs, leave. Just kidding, drink. But also, f*cking leave.
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If you still sprint up the stairs after turning your basement lights off, drink.
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If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, go **** yours-I mean, drink.
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If you're a disappointment to your parents drink,
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If you're high right now, NOICE. Give out two drinks to the players of your choice.
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If you're married, cheers to only having sex with one person for the rest of your life. ahahahahahah
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If you've ever gone on a date with someone you met on a dating app, drink.
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If you've ever shit yourself as an adult, drink.
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If you've ever worn sunglasses inside, drink up, *********.
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In a fight between the youngest and the oldest players, who would win? The person with the most votes gives out two drinks.
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Players that have screenshotted a conversation and then accidentally sent it back to the person they were talking shit about, drink because you're two faced.
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Players who have accidentally called a teacher "Mom", drink.
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Players who used to own a Bop It, bop it! Twist it! Turn it! Drink it!
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Put on Eminem's "Lose Yourself" and sing along. Everyone who doesn't know the lyrics takes a drink.
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Take a drink if you don't know how old your mom is.
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Take a drink if you drunk-texted your ex in the past week.
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Take a drink if you're wearing black underwear, you sexy thing.
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Take a drink if you've ever been a "sexy" animal for Halloween.
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Take a drink if you've ever been to Coachella. And then shut the **** up about it the rest of the night.
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Take a drink if you've seen ever Harry Potter movie. No muggles allowed this round.
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Take a drink if your mom still makes your doctor appointments. And then grow the **** up.
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Take turns saying quotes from "Mean Girls". The first one to f*ck up takes a drink.
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The player closest to the door drinks. Got somewhere else to be, bitch?
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The player who has broken the most bones takes one drink for each break.
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The player with the fattest thumbs takes a drink.
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The player with the largest shoe size takes a drink. Also, congrats on the huge dick, bro.
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The player with the oldest phone must drink.
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Which player is most likely to wear the same pair of underwear for a week straight? The person with the most votes drinks.
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Which player was most recently a designated driver? The tables have turned. That player takes a solo drink.
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Would you rather get free gas for 5 years or have a free lifetime supply of french fries? Vote; losing team drinks.
