Lines in the Musical: Honk!

When Ugly accuses that the Cat is a cat, what does he say to cover it up?

Ah, ha, ha, ha, children will have their fun. I'm sorry if her has caused you any inconvenience and I'm most grateful that you've...kept him all in one piece. Come along, Ducky, thank the nice poultry for looking after you.

After Ugly says "... She told me to beware of the cat." What does the Cat say?

Ah, ha, ha...bless her. Mothers are all the same, for some reason they seem to think it's part of their job description to keep us from having fun. Not my mother though, oh no, she was different. Do you know what she used to say to me?

What are the recipes that the Cat reads off from his/her recipe book? (Capitals count! This is very complicated."

Casserole of Duck, Duck with Cherries, Duck and Chestnuts, Duck and Pineapple, Duck Pate, Duck Pancakes with Plum Sauce, ah, here we are, Duck a l' Orange.

When Ugly implies that Queenie might eat him, what does Queenie say in return?

Don't be disgusting, the very thought. I've never been into the bird-butchering business. Couldn't be doing with all those feathers - it's like eating a meal and flossing your teeth at the same time. No, the old woman poaches me a fresh fish.

What does Queenie say when Lowbutt insults her about aerobics?

Gracious, Lowbutt, your missing your TV program! Chop chop! She loves watching her Antiques Show.

What does the Cat say after Ugly attempts to tell his/her mother about eating lunch with the Cat and the Cat comes in to take Ugly?

Listen. We won't be gone for long. What harm can it do? And your hungry, aren't you?

When Ugly says he thought it "Wouldn't hurt" to come inside, what is Queenie's response? Capitalization will count.

Not hurt, not hurt? Well let me just tell you, the marks you've left on the carpet will drive the old woman to grab the Carpet Fresh, and we can't bear the smell of that stuff, can we dear?

At the scene where Ugly is trapped and the Cat finds him, what does the Cat say prior to proposing?

Now listen, Ducky. I have what you think will be a very tempting proposition - which might just satisfy us both.

When Ugly is in the safety of the geese and the Cat appears, what is the line the Cat says after Ugly: My mother?...you've seen my mother?

Of course. She sent me here to fetch you. Special envoy.

What does the Cat respond to Ugly's statement of "I'd better tell my mother."?

Oh no, you mustn't. Look, she is talking to Her Grace. Don't you know a duckling should never interrupt anyone who is talking to Her Grace.

After Ugly: "It's coming from inside." Cat:___________________________

Oh that, it's just those wretched children from the farm playing ball. Do they come and play with me? Do they ring around my rosie? I don't suppose they even remember that they own a cat. Some people just shouldn't keep animals. And eight out of ten cats that expressed a preference would agree with me.

What is the definition of "bijou"?

Small and elegant.

When Cat makes an entrance, what is the second line he says?

Thought I'd cooked my goose, eh? Is that any way to greet your long lost feather...father?

Queenie interrupts Ugly when Ugly is saying "No, I..."

Well, there's only one thing to do now. I'll call from the kitchen.

After Ugly: "What are people?" Cat:_______________________

What are people? Ho, you don't want to get mixed up with them. Bad news, that's what people are. Just think yourself lucky, Ducky, that I am going to spare you from ever having to encounter them.

What is Queenie's first line?

What's that? There's a dirty footprint on the shag.

What is the first chorus of "Play With Your Food"?

You can play with your food before you eat it You can chivy your chow before the chew You can play with your food you can't beat it So ducky let me play with you You can play with your food before you bite it You can toy with your tuck before the crunch You can play with your food why fight it It's a crazy little game called lunch

What is the very last chorus of "Play With Your Food"? When there are spoken particles, click enter and then use ... as the transition.

You can play with your food before you eat it You can toy with your tuck before the crunch You can play with your food why fight it It's a crazy little game ... It's a crazy little game called lunch

What is the second chorus of "Play With Your Food"?

You can play with your food before you nibble You can jest with your joint before you slice You can play with your food but don't dribble My mother gives the best advice You can play with your food before you gulp it You can mess with your meal before you munch You can play with your food then pulp it It's a crazy little game called lunch

What are the lyrics to "You Can Play With Your Food." until the first chorus(not actually including the actual chorus)? Punctuation counts!!!!

You can scratch the antique furniture To sharpen up your claws You can lacerate the cushions If you're ever stuck indoors You can dig up all the flowers From the freshly planted beds And with articles of clothing It's ok to pull some threads But I remember as a kindergarten kitten One phrase that left me Singularly smitten