Mean girls opener and scene 1

Ms Norbury: Well don't be shy. This can be overwhelming for a home-schooled student. You're gonna be moving from class to class with each- This is first period, American Literature. My name is Mr. buck- Janis: you don't want to sit there. Dawn Schweitzer saves that seat for her boyfriend.

Could I just sit here today?

But the United States is so-

..."politically unstable and everyone's on opiods!" Mommy, I'm not afraid

Kay-dee? My apologies. I don't do well with these modern names. In my day, you were named Lisa or Keith. That was it. Now I have a nephew named Drogon. Why?! Maybe introduce yourself.

Hello, my name is Cady Heron-

Where do you think you're going hot-shot?

I need to urinate

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. And i've been married twice. Okay, you think you can follow this schedule?

I think so.

Why'd you stop being homeschooled?

I wanted to get socialized. (Then where do you belong!)

No one cares! Sit down! Okay- Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. Here's your roster. I see I also have you in AP calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school.

I was home- schooled

Cady! Harakisha, binti! It's almost time to go!

I'll be right there! I'm saying goodbye.

Hi, I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

I'm Cady.

Mr. Duvall: May I have your attention please? We have a new student joining us. She just moved here from Arkansas-

Africa

Africa. Everybody welcome Caddy.

It's Cady.

No way, Jose

It's Cady.

French words Cady, comment tu t'appelles?

Je m'appelle Cady.

Just say Marie

Marie

You gotta ask permission and then you gotta carry this lavatory pass that's a carving of a whale.

May I please have the lavatory pass? It Roars Reprise

Cady, honey? Have a Kalteen bar. It's a long ride to Jomo Kenyatta. I'm sorry I had to take this new job, Cady. It breaks my heart to take you away from the only home you've ever known.

Mom, it's okay.

Hey! You've been in there a very long time. You are either doing drugs or very constipated from using drugs!

No! I-

Home-schooled. That's a fun way to steal money from my union.

Right, no, um, my parents are biologists and we've been living in Kenya. But yeah, I love Calculus.

My fearless girl. You ready?

So ready.

well cady as junior co-chair of the student activities committee and his art freak we volunteer to be your starter companions 'til you find your place at north shore. What he's saying is, we'll help you Caddy.

Thank you so much. But it's Cady.

Incorrect! Janis: pick your French name.

The french people I know just call me Cady.

Yeah, I'm gonna call you Caddy. When did you move here?

Three days ago.