Movie Quotes

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

If you build it he will come.

Field of Dreams

First rule of ***** ****: you do not talk about ****** ****.

Fight Club

I want you to hit me, as hard as you can.

Fight Club

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Fight Club

Fish are friends, not food.

Finding Nemo

Just keep swimming.

Finding Nemo

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Finding Nemo

My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates

Forrest Gump

Stupid is as stupid does

Forrest Gump

He's Alive!

Frankenstein (1931) et. Al.

Some people are worth melting for.

Frozen

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Goldfinger

After all, tomorrow is another day!

Gone with the Wind

This shirt is black... Not.

Borat

Three, two. Stupid! Worth it!

Deadpool

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

Goodfellas

...and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Office Space (1999)

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment

Office Space (1999)

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Office Space (1999)

I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

You mean all this time we could have been friends?

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order!

...And Justice For All (1979)

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001: A Space Odessey

That'll do pig, that'll do

Babe

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Batman

They make our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.

Braveheart

You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine!

Bridesmaids

I wish I knew how to quit you

Brokeback Mountain

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack

Thank you very little.

Caddyshack

On your left

Captain America: Winter Soldier

It's so fluffy!

Despicable Me

You sit on a throne of lies!

Elf

Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

They bought it.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

But Ray, I thought you said crossing the streams was bad.

Ghostbusters

Listen... Do you smell something?

Ghostbusters

Are you not entertained?

Gladiator

We call him... Gojira

Godzilla (2014)

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

Gone with the Wind

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

Gone with the Wind

We need to talk about your flair.

Office Space (1999)

es my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever. You'll have only 'til midnight, and then...

Cinderella

Rosebud

Citizen Kane

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Apocalypse Now

Houston, we have a problem.

Apollo 13

Great Scott!

Back to the Future

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

Back to the Future

Roads!? Where we're going we don't need roads!

Back to the Future 2

What are steroids?

Benchwarmers

More human than human is our motto.

Blade Runner

Open the pod bay doors, HAL

2001: A Space Odessey

This is Sparta!

300

You can't handle the truth!

A Few Good Men

There's no crying in baseball!!

A League of Their Own

One, Two Freddy' s coming for you...

A Nightmare on Elm Street

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

A Streetcar Named Desire

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

All About Eve

Both my wife and my daughter think I'm this gigantic loser. And they're right.

American Beauty

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...People know me... I'm very important.

Anchorman

Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

Anchorman

Gentlemen! There's no fighting in here! This is the War Room!

Dr. Strangelove

So you're saying there's a chance.

Dumb and Dumber

I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other.

Breakfast at Tiffanys

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Caddyshack

Because thunder always comes after lightning

Cars

Here's looking at you, kid.

Casablanca

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Casablanca

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca

We'll always have Paris.

Casablanca

"Play it once, Sam, for old times sake, play As Time Goes By

Casablanca (1942)

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

Cinderella

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Clerks

As if!

Clueless

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke

That's not a knife. Now, THAT'S a knife!

Crocodile Dundee

You call that a knife

Crocodile Dundee

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

Dead Poets Society

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfu(ker.

Die Hard (1988)

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Dirty Dancing

I know what you're thinking: Did he fire five shots or six shots?

Dirty Harry

So you end up asking yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well punk, do you?

Dirty Harry

I'm curious what make you so curious.

Django Unchained

Bond. James Bond.

Dr. No

E.T phone home

E.T the Extraterristrial

Ell-i-ot

E.T the Extraterristrial

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be a gangster.

Goodfellas

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Office Space (1999)

So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

Office Space (1999)

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Office Space (1999)

We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Office Space (1999)

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

Office Space (1999)