10 trick questions #1

Divide 30 by half, then add ten, what do you get?

70, if you DIVIDE by half, you're doubling the original number.

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9 sheep. It says all but 9 sheep die, not 9 sheep die.

Imagine you're in an abandoned building, in that abandoned building, there is an aquarium. There are 9 fish in the aquarium, 3 of them die, how many fish are left in the aquarium?

9, because it is an abandoned building, nobody took the fish out of the aquarium.

How many months have 28 days?

All of them have 28 days, it's just that some have more.

Is it pronounced "the yolk of the egg is white," or "the yolk of the egg are white?"

NEITHER. The yolk of the egg is YELLOW.

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widows sister?

NO, if the man has a widow, that means he's dead.

If you had four haystacks on one field, and five haystacks on another, if you combined them all in one field, how many haystacks would you have?

One haystack, since you're combining all of them.

How many birthdays does the average man have?

Only one, the day he was born!

Imagine you are driving a bus, you have ten people on the bus. You stop at stop T, four people get off, and two people get on. Next you stop at stop at stop O, where three people get off, and one person gets on. Finally, you stop at stop M, where everybody gets off. What is the bus drivers name? -hint- it's in the question!

Whatever YOUR name is, I told you at the beginning to imagine YOU were driving the bus.

Does England have a fourth of July?

Yes, they just don't celebrate it