Mean Girls Jr - Scene 1 - 10
JANIS: Hi, I'm Janis.
And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce.
JANIS , FRENCH TEACHER: J'anice
Chanel! Fantine! Lady Gaga!
CADY: Woah. Who's at that table there?
Don't look at them. Just don't We call them "The Plastics"
(show starts)
Good morning! Welcome to high school.
JANIS: That is Karen Smith. The dumbest person you will ever meet.
I once saw her put a "d" in the word "orange".
JANIS: Regina George is not cool! She's a stinkmouth glitter monster !
Janis hates Regina because when we were in the eighth grade-
CADY: —but I already said I'd sit with you guys. Maybe we could all have lunch togeth—
Never!/Not really an option!
JANIS: Yeah, I'm gonna call you Caddy
Okay Caddy, I once read on a tote bag that "everything fits somewhere." So let's get out there and pick your new life!
(end of Mean)
Our story begins across the globe. In Africa... Africa...
JANIS: That's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody.
That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.
JANIS: We're here, with North Shore Show Choir, to welcome you, but also to talk to you about something serious.
We're gonna tell you the story of our friend Cady. How she moved here from Kenya and how her dodgy decisions caused another girl to get hit by a bus. Actions and consequences!
CADY: I'm Cady.
Well Cady, as Junior Co-chair of the Student Activities Committee and his art freak, we volunteer to be your starter companions 'til you find your place at North Shore.
JANIS: No.
Yaasss. What shade?