Crazy Cucumber Menu
Nachos Sm $8.95 - Lg $13.00 L&D
Choice of Pork or Chicken, Corn tortilla chips, queso, lettuce, cilantro, jalapeños, sour cream, black beans and corn blend, Served with salsa
Wines by the glass
Cooper Ridge, Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, White Zinfandel, Merlot, Pinot Grigio
Roasted Pork Tacos $11.00 L/ $14.00 D
(3) Slow roasted pork tacos w/ LT, black bean corn mix, cilantro, chipotle aioli, On flour tortillas, Served w/ corn tortilla chips & salsa
Shepherd's Pie $12.00 L / $14.00 D
A hearty mixture of prime rib, ground beef, and mixed vegetables, w/gravy. Layered with homemade mashed potatoes and mixed greens
El Americano $11.00 L/ $13.00 D
American cheese, smoked bacon, leaf lettuce, tomato, pickled cucumber, garlic aioli, On pretzel bun
Caprese Flatbread $11.00
Arugula, Pesto (contains walnut), grape tomatoes, garlic mozzarella cheese, Drizzled w/ balsamic reduction
What are the Platters & Crazy Bowls?
Shepherds Pie, Fried Shrimp Platter, Spicy Tuna Poke Bowl, Blackened Chicken Pasta, Rosemary Garlic Salmon
Fried Shrimp Platter $12.00
Shrimp lightly breaded in southern cornmeal batter and fried, Served with fries, coleslaw, and cocktail sauce
Cajun Shrimp Bowl $15.00
Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, celery, sautéed in wine sauce, Served over wild rice
Bottled Beer (IMPORTS)
Stella Artois, Heineken, Corona, Corona Light
Specialty Drinks
The Bitch Slap, Crazy Bitch, Cucumber Lime Mojito, Milargo Margarita, The Pain Killer
Hands On (Dinner)
The Sweet Jalapeño, The Spicy Swiss, The Mozzarella Burger, Just A Steak Burger, El Americano, Chicken Sandwich, Mahi Mahi Tacos, Roasted Pork Tacos
Classic Ruben $10.00
Thin sliced corn beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, Thousand Island dressing, On toasted marble rye bread
What are the sides?
Wild Rice, Seasoned green beans, Cole Slaw, Fresh Fruit, Seasoned Fries, Tater Tots, Homemade Mashed Potatoes, Steamed Broccoli
New York Strip $20.00
Hand cut & grilled steak, Mashed pot, green beans
How much is the Kendall Jackson Chardonnay?
$10.50
How much is the BV Coastal Pinot Noir?
$8.00
How much is the 14 Hands Merlot?
$8.50
How much is the Costello Poggio Mascoto?
$8.50
How much is the Josh Cellars Cabernet?
$9.50
Mahi Mahi Tacos $11.00 L/ $15.00 D
(3) Blackened Mahi Mahi tacos w/ pico de Gallo, chipotle, lettuce, cheese, cilantro, On flour tortillas Served w/ corn tortilla chips & salsa
Crazy Bitch $8.00
36 Red Raspberry Vodka, hypnotic and house-made sour mix. Served with a raspberry
Hands On (Lunch)
Chicken Sandwich, Classic Reuben, Mahi Mahi Tacos, Roasted Pork Tacos
Spinach Salad Sm $5.00 - Lg $8.00 L/ $8.00 D
Baby spinach, bacon, green onions, baby Bella mushrooms, toasted almonds, shaved Parmesan cheese, W/ poppy seed dressing
What are the Desserts?
Bananas Foster Pudding, Keylime Pie, Fried Oreos
Blackened Chicken Pasta $12.00
Blackened chicken, Served over mini penne rigate pasta, In creamy baby Bella mushroom Cajun sauce, topped w/ fresh diced tomatoes and green onions
What's in a burger patty?
Blend of brisket, short rib, and chuck beef
Bananas Foster Pudding $7.00
Bread pudding baked w/ bananas, topped w/ dark rum and banana liqueur caramel sauce
Bottled Beer (DRAFT BEERS)
Bud Light, Coors Light, Yuengling, Michelob Ultra, Big Nose IPA, Blue Moon, Southern Grit, First Magnitude Brew
Bottled Beer (DOMESTIC)
Budweiser, Coors Light, Bud Light, Michelob Ultra, Miller Light
What are the wing sauces?
Buffalo, Sweet Chilli, Cajun, Sticky Asian, Lemon Pepper
What are the flatbreads?
Caprese Flatbread and Portabella Chicken Flatbread
Fried Oreos $8.00
Dipped & battered Oreos, lightly dusted w/ powdered sugar, served w/ vanilla ice cream, topped w/ whipped cream
Eat Cobb Salad Sm $9.00 - Lg $12.00 L/ $13.00 D
Egg, avocado, Tomatoes, chicken, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, over bed of mixed greens W/ cucumber ranch
Cucumber Lime Mojito $7.00
Flor De Cana, simple syrup, muddled cucumber, mint and fresh lime. Topped with club soda
What are the soups and salads?
French Onion Soup, Seared Salmon Salad, Eatcobb Salad, Crazy House Salad, Spinach Salad
Guacamole $11.00 L&D
Fresh made Guacamole in traditional "molcajette" Served w/ corn tortilla chips
The Mozzarella Burger $12.00 L/ $14.00 D
Fried mozzarella patty, arugula, basil, tomato, garlic aioli, On brioche bun
Crazy Lit Shrimp $10.00 L&D
Fried shrimp, tossed in sweet and spicy Sriracha soy sauce
Loaded Tater Tots $8.00 L&D
Fried tater tots, loaded w/ queso, bacon, green onions, Drizzled w/ chipotle ranch
Portabella Chicken Flatbread $10.00
Grilled chicken, baby Bella mushrooms, pomodoro sauce, mozzarella cheese, arugula pesto
Chicken Sandwich $10.00 L/ $11.00 D
Grilled chicken, smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, LTO, pickled cucumbers, garlic aioli, On Brioche bun
Wings 6 for $8.00 - 10 for $12.00 L&D
Grilled or fried, tossed in choice of sauce, Served w/ blue cheese and celery
Just a Steak Burger $10.00 L/ $13.00 D
Leaf lettuce, tomato, onions, pickled cucumbers, garlic aioli, On brioche bun
Seared Salmon Salad $13.00 L/ $14.00 D
Lightly seared salmon, over mixed leafy greens & romaine lettuce, topped with walnuts, dried cranberries, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, goat cheese, W/ Apple cider vinaigrette
Key lime pie $6.00
Made from scratch key lime pie, made w/ authentic Florida key lime sauce
Mahi-Mahi Bites $10.00 L&D
Mahi bites breaded in southern cornmeal and fried, Served w/ tartar sauce
The Spicy Swiss $11.00 L/ $13.00 D
Sautéed baby Bella mushrooms and jalapeños, Swiss cheese, leaf lettuce, tomato, onions, pickled cucumbers, garlic aioli, On brioche bun
Blacken Chicken Pasta $12.00 L / $14.00 D
Served over mini penne rigate pasta in a creamy baby Bella mushroom Cajun sauce and topped w/ fresh diced tomatoes and green onions
Milargo Margarita $6.00
Milagro Tequila, Triple Sec and our house-made sour mix in a salt rimmed glass, with a lime wedge
Shepherds Pie $12.00
Mix of prime rib, ground beef, and mixed veggies, gravy, Layered mashed pot & mixed greens
Crazy House Salad Sm $5.00 - Lg $8.00 L/ $8.00 D
Mixed leafy greens, topped w/ cucumbers, grape tomatoes, red onions, croutons, cheddar and jack cheese
What are the Entrees? (Dinner)
New York Strip, Blacked Chicken Pasta, Shepherds Pie, Fried Shrimp Platter, Spicy Tuna Poke Bowl, Cajun Shrimp Bowl, Rosemary Garlic Salmon
French Onion Soup $5.00 L&D
Onion soup, baked with season croutons, swiss and Parmesan cheese
What entrees are served with a soup or salad and when?
Only at dinner: New York Strip Blackened Chicken Pasta Shepherds Pie Fried Shrimp Platter Spicy Tuna Poke Bowl Cajun Shrimp Bowl Rosemary Garlic Salmon
The Sweet Jalapeño $11.00 L/ $13.00 D
Pickled jalapeño, pickled cucumbers, cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, tomatoes, onions, chipotle aioli, On brioche bun
Spicy Tuna Poke Bowl $12.00 L / $15.00 D
Ponzu marinated Sahimi grade tuna, green onions bean sprouts and chili pepper served over wild rice and avocado
The Pain Killer $8.00
Pusser's Rum, cream of coconut, orange and pineapple juice. Fresh ground nutmeg and pineapple
How would you like that cooked?
Rare, medium-rare, medium, medium-well, well-done
Rosemary Garlic Salmon $12.00 L / $16.00 D
Rosemary and garlic baked pacific salmon served over a bed of wild rice, arugula and fresh seasoned green beans
The Bitch Slap $8.00
RumHaven, Bacardi Limon, peach schnapps, pineapple, orange juice, and grenadine, with a Myers Rum Floater
Seared Ahi Tuna $10.00 L&D
Sashimi grade tuna marinated in soy sauce, honey and spices, lightly seared & sliced, Served over Sriracha and soy sauce, W/ seaweed salad
