Princess bride lines
He's dead
It's just not fair
I am not left-handed either
Kill me quickly
Only compared to some
Look! He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using
Why are you doing that?
Making sure nobodies following us
all I have and more, please
offer me everything I ask for
Rugen: No--
offer me money
Miracle Max: What? What?
Are you the miracle max who worked for the Kind all those years?
Why does Wesley need helping
Because he has no strength
... I hate to die
Begin!... You are wonderful
I've worked hard to become so
But I know something you don't know
Nobody's hearing nothing (humperdink, humperdink)
But this is Buttercups's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
But you don't know where he is?
Don't bother me with trifles; after twenty years, at last, my father's soul will be at peace. THERE WILL BE BLOOD TONIGHT!
Enough of that
Fezzick, are there rocks ahead
(Wesley's scream)
Fezzik, Fezzik, listen. do you hear? that is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. The man in black makes it now.
In case we bumped into each other... I guess we just did
Fezzik, you did something right
Stop saying that
HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE.
The body?
Have you any money?
I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle
He's already dead
The man in black leaps from his ship to the rope and starts to climb
He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us
He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him
He's dead. He can't talk
I'm waiting
Hello there. I do not suppose you could speed things up
.... Overdeveloped sense of vengeance... It's going to get you into trouble someday
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya (x3)
Rugen: Stop
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. Sorry father... I tried... I tried
In that case--
Help him
The man in black?
His true love is marrying another tonight, so who else has cause for ultimate suffering... Father I have failed you. Somewhere close by is a man who can help us. I need you. I need you to guide my sword. Please.Guide my sword
I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
Humiliations galore!
Rugen: anything you want
I WANT MY FATHER BACK. YOU WORTHLESS WRETCH!
You hippopotamic land mass
I agree with fezzick
What is that?
I am not left-handed
The thieves are being rounded up by the brute squad
I am waiting for you, Vizzini. You told me to go back to the beginning. So I have. This is were I am, and this is where I'll stay. I will not be moved. I am waiting for Vizzini
If you're in such a hurry you could a rope or a tree branch
I could do that. I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top
Again. Thank you
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by chance have six fingers on your right hand?
But I'm afraid you'll have to wait
I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard
I have a little
I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle. That's all.
But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men
I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy.
Are you a rotten liar
I need him to help avenge my father. Murdered these twenty years
You're amazing
I ought to be after twenty years
No good. I've known too many spaniards
I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive
Put her down. Just put her down
I think he's getting closer
If he falls, fine. If not, the sword
I want to duel him left handed
How old were you?
I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough I dedicated my life to the study of swordplay. So the next Time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six fingered man and say "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die"
You surely are a meanie. Hello
It's you
You've done nothing but study swordplay
More pursuit than study lately. You see, I cannot find him. It's been twenty years now
Do you always begin conversations this way?
My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man. He was a great sword maker, my father. And when the six fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before he was done
I thought he was with you
No
Out of curiosity, why do you ask
No reason , it's just, I happened to look behind us and something is there
But Vizzini's dead
No, not Vizzini. I need the man in black. Let's go.
He's really very short on charm
Oh you've a great gift for rhyme
You don't smell so good either
Perhaps not. I feel fine
Rugen: yes--
Power too. Promise me that
I think he likes to scream at us
Probably he means no harm
I knew he was bluffing
Shall I dispatch him for you?
I've seen worse
Sir, sir
You got money?
Sixty-five
But there's something I ought to tell you
Tell me
A good hour, yeah?
Thank you for everything
Unemployed in Greenland
That Vizzini, he can fuss
I'm on the job
That's a miracle pill?
Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo
That's enough. That's enough! Where is this Rugen so I may kill him?
I have never seen its equal
The six fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. The six fingered man did leave me alive but he gave me these
I never worked for so little, except once, and that was a noble cause
This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation
trooo.... luv..
True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that
Hah?
We are really in a terrible rush?
You've been mostly dead all dead
We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back. Let me explain- no there's too much. Let me sum it up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half and hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, make our escape after I kill Count Rugen
You are the brute squad
We need a miracle
Throw me the rope
Well wait until you're ready
You know what a hurry were in
Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right--tch-- over to quickly
Where were we? in the pit of despair
Well, we montoyas have never taken defeat easily. Come along, bring the body
With all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do
What's that?
Inigo, there's more than thirty
What's the difference? We've got him
Tie him up... as tight as you like
Where's Fezzik?
I certainly hope you find him someday
You are ready, then?
I won't let it go to my head
You know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business s long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life
You've been more than fair
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you
Relax, it's almost over
You're sure nobody's following us
Where?
to find the man in black, obviously