SLANG

Ligma

a joke that involves one saying something about Ligma, another asking what is Ligma, and the first person saying "Ligma Balls" me, talking to a friend:"I heard that Mr. Pfaffengut died of Ligma" you, eavesdropping on me: "What's Ligma?" me:"Ligma Balls!"

Go commit deathpacito

a not serious way of saying "go kill yourself". other versions of this include: "go commit die", "go die to death", "go commit reverse life", "go commit uninstall life". Delaney: *makes a dad joke* me: "go commit deathpacito" Delaney: "weird flex but okay"

now that's a lotta damage

a phrase made popular by Phil Swift in his flex tape commercial to indicate that there was an excessive amount of damage done Phil Swift: *saws Titanic in half* Phil Swift: "NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!!"

are you the have stupid

a phrase that asks if the other person is a moron me:"2+2 is 5, right??" you:"are you have the stupid?!"

this/that is so sad Alexa play Despacito

a phrase used to express sympathy to another's sad situation. you: "SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CORN POPS!!" *visibly sobbing* me: "that is so sad Alexa play Despacito"

weird flex but okay

phrase used to comment on another's way of showing their dominance over them. this one 8 year-old:"Just so you know, I know more about American Girl Dolls than you do!" me:"weird flex but ok"

that is Gucci

see "that's pretty good"

crusty

see ashy

yeet bruh

see yeet the phrase "yeet bruh" is usually done in conjunction with dabbing back and forth. NO NEED FOR EXAMPLE

Wayament

slang for "wait a minute" me:*meets tinder date* tinder date:*is actually a mugger* me:"wayament"

epic

{adjective}describes how cool something is Adrian: "now THAT is EPICCC!"

kerchow

{interjection}another way of saying "Kachow!" me:"KERCHOW"

oof

{interjection}roblox death sound. in slang, it expresses how you sympathize with another person's (horrible) situation. {verb} to be harmed dood 1: "I flunked the U.S. History test today, and now my average is a 63..." dood 2:"oof, that sucks."