Booksmart Party Argument

I have to decide what we do because you never decide anything! I have to do all the heavy lifting in this friendship. You never take charge.

I take charge!

Are you nuts? No way. Nick's fully flirting with me. I think this is gonna happen.

Molly, please. I'm asking you. Let's just go.

I'm not leaving just because you're doing the thing you always do!

What's that supposed to mean?

When did you decide that?

When I applied.

If I didn't drag you to do things--

You don't drag me, you force me to do whatever you want to do!

You're a bad friend!

You're a ****ing bad friend! I called Malala! That was a sacred code!

I can't believe you. You think going to Africa makes you tough but you weren't even brave enough to tell me? You're a ****ing coward!

You're selfish! And mean!

Amy, no.

Are you kidding? I've done whatever you wanted all night. Now I'm calling Malala! Come with me!

**** YOU!

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What? No, just dry off!

I just think we need to leave right now. Seriously. Let's go this way.

You never take charge! I always have to push you. Without me you wouldn't do anything.

I'm going to go to Africa without you!

I encouraged your summer abroad!

I'm not going for the summer! I'm going for the whole year!

Wait, what?

I'm taking a gap year. I deferred Columbia until next fall.

Just go find Ryan--

Malala.

Things are going really well over here. Like, really well. I'm being mean to him and it's working and we talked about Harry Potter and he knows I'm a Slytherin and he seems to like it--

Molly, I think we should go home.

Oh my god THERE YOU ARE! How's it going? Did you find Ryan? Did you go in the pool?

Molly--

I got the Metro North commuter pass to visit you in New York every weekend!

Nobody asked you to do that! Just like nobody asked you to come to this ****ing party! Nobody invited you! Nobody wanted you here!

But we'll be on completely different schedules. We're not gonna graduate together, we're not gonna go on a post-college trip, we're not gonna move to DC together, our whole plan--

That was your plan! That was never my plan. It's always your plan.

Just...you always talk a big game but then you give up just when things get uncomfortable. Like, you jumped into the pool and now you're sad that you're wet?

That's bullshit!

In January? You've been lying to me since January?

Yeah, because I knew you would've bullied me into staying!

What does that even mean?

You decide what we do and when we do it and that we always have to do it together--