Movie Quotes

"You can't handle the truth!"

A Few Good Men (1992)

"There's no crying in baseball!"

A League of Their Own (1992)

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

"I Have Money, It's Trust And Character I Need Around Me. You Know, Who You Choose To Be Around You Lets You Know Who You Are. One Car In Exchange For Knowing What A Man's Made Of? That's A Price I Can Live With"

Han The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

"It's good to be the king!"

History of the World, Part 1 (1981)

"I never even heard of the original Vacation"

James (Vacation 2015)

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Chinatown (1974)

"I crap bigger than you."

City Slickers (1991)

"As if!"

Clueless (1995)

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

"Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.'"

Forrest Gump (1994)

"It's alive! It's alive!"

Frankenstein (1931)

"The Prancer doesn't go any faster!"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"You talkin' to me?"

Taxi Driver (1976)

"Wax on, wax off."

The Karate Kid (1984)

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"

Midnight Cowboy (1969)

"Well, she turned me into a newt!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

"I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."

National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)

"You ain't heard nothin' yet!"

The Jazz Singer (1927)

"Here's Johnny!"

The Shining (1980)

"I see dead people."

The Sixth Sense (1999)

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Dirty Dancing (1987)

"I'm One Of Those Boys That Appreciates A Fine Body, Regardless Of The Make"

Dom Fast & Furious (2009)

"Still a buster"

Dom Fast & Furious (2009)

"They call me Mister Tibbs!"

In the Heat of the Night (1967)

"I would've shot you right off that ****in' horse"

Kevin (Vacation 2015)

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Love Story (1970)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning...Smells like victory."

Apocalypse Now (1979)

"Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler."

Office Space (1999)

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Casablanca (1942)

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

Casablanca (1942)

"That is my least vulnerable spot."

Casablanca (1942)

"This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Casablanca (1942)

"We'll always have Paris."

Casablanca (1942)

"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."

As Good as It Gets (1997)

"You make me want to be a better man."

As Good as It Gets (1997)

"We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for.... One million dollars."

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

"Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move"

Avatar (2009)

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Gladiator (2000)

"To infinity and beyond!"

Toy Story (1995)

"Stella! Hey, Stella!"

A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

"Game over, man! It's Game over!"

Aliens (1986)

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

All About Eve (1950)

"Oh, and this one time, at band camp..."

American Pie (1999)

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Braveheart (1995)

"You Know I Would've Won That Race If You Didn't Cheat, Right"

Brian Fast & Furious (2009)

"Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?"

Brian Fast and Furious 6 (2013)

"Dude I Almost Had You"

Brian The Fast and The Furious (2001)

"I'll have the tuna. No crust."

Brian The Fast and The Furious (2001)

"That's a very special guitar. It was given to me by Bob Dylan"

Clark (Vacation 2015)

"You had a dream to take your family to Walley World, never let that go"

Clark (Vacation 2015)

"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea."

Coming to America (1988)

"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"

Coming to America (1988)

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys."

Dead Poets Society (1989)

"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s."

Deadpool (2016)

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

Dirty Harry (1971)

"Money will come and go. We all know that. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now."

Dom Fast Five (2011)

"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."

Dom The Fast and The Furious (2001)

"I Live My Life A Quarter Mile At A Time. Nothing Else Matters: Not The Mortgage, Not The Store, Not My Team And All Their Bullshit. For Those Ten Seconds Or Less, I'm Free"

Dom The Fast and The Furious (2001)

"Bond. James Bond." (The first movie it was said)

Dr. No (1962)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

"E.T. phone home."

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

"If you build it, he will come."

Field of Dreams (1989)

"Shaken, not stirred."

Goldfinger (1964)

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Gone With the Wind (1939)

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Airplane (1980)

"I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree."

Bridesmaids (2011)

"It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy."

Bridesmaids (2011)

"It's like I have ESPN or something."

Mean Girls (2004)

"If Vin Diesel can do it, so can I!"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"Yeah, it's an Albanian Honda"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Scarface (1983)

"Nobody's perfect."

Some Like It Hot (1959)

"Hasta la vista, baby."

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

"Why so serious?"

The Dark Knight (2008)

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

The Graduate (1967)

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws (1975)

"It might be a tumor."

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

"It was Beauty killed the Beast."

King Kong (1933)

"Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth."

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

"Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond. But it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever."

Knocked Up (2007)

"She doesn't even go here!"

Mean Girls (2004)

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

Network (1976)

"Fortune favors the brain, dude"

Pacific Rim (2013)

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

"You're Like The Justin Timberlake Of Japan"

Sean Boswell The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

"This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!"

Shrek (2001)

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937)

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Spaceballs (1987)

"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

Spaceballs (1987)

"Go ahead, make my day."

Sudden Impact (1983)

"McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

Superbad (2007)

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

The Godfather (1972)

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

The Godfather: Part III (1990)

"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

The Hangover (2009)

"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

The Help (2011)

"'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!"

The Incredibles (2004)

"Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern."

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"These go to eleven."

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

"The price is wrong, bitch."

Happy Gilmore (1996)

"Did Doogie Houser just steal my ... car?"

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

"It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. It is our choices."

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, all those who live without love."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

"I don't want to survive. I want to live."

12 Years a Slave (2013)

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Airplane (1980)

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

Animal House (1978)

"What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Animal House (1978)

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Annie Hall (1977)

"Houston, we have a problem."

Apollo 13 (1995)

"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

Arthur (1981)

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Babe (1995)

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

Back to the Future (1985)

"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"

Back to the Future (1985)

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?"

Back to the Future (1985)

"Argo f— yourself."

Ben Affleck Argo (2012)

"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand."

Blazing Saddles (1974)

"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

Body Heat (1981)

"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."

Brad Pitt Fight Club (1999)

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

"Did You Know That Your Average Rat Can Chew Through A Drain Steel Pipe? You Have Nothing To Worry About When He's Screaming. It's When He Goes Quiet That He Goes To Work"

Carter 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

"Here's looking at you, kid."

Casablanca (1942)

"You Must Be the Fung Family"

Chad (Vacation 2015)

"See, women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."

City Slickers (1991)

"We're naked and covered in human waste"

Debbie (Vacation 2015)

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherf—er!"

Die Hard (1988)

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!"

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

"No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!"

Dumb and Dumber (1994)

"Just keep swimming."

Finding Nemo (2003)

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria!"

Ghostbusters (1984)

"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

Goldmember (2002)

"After all, tomorrow is another day!"

Gone With the Wind (1939)

"I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"

Goodfellas (1990)

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

Groundhog Day (1993)

"Life's simple. You make choices and you don't look back."

Han The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

"The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

"They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true potential. Now, that's when we're awake. When we're asleep, our mind can build almost anything."

Inception (2010)

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

"Show me the money!"

Jerry Maguire (1996)

"You complete me."

Jerry Maguire (1996)

"You had me at hello."

Jerry Maguire (1996)

"I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Someone catcalls her.] I object!"

Legally Blonde (2001)

"I Smell...Skanks. Why Don't You Girls Just Pack It Up Before I Leave Tread Marks On Your Face?"

Letty The Fast and The Furious (2001)

"It's just a flesh wound."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Notting Hill (1999)

"You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

On the Waterfront (1954)

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Planet of the Apes (1968)

"They're here!"

Poltergeist (1982)

"They call it a Royale with cheese."

Pulp Fiction (1994)

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

"Good morning, Vietnam!"

Robin Williams Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

"Yo, Adrian!"

Rocky (1976)

"Ejecto seato, Cuz!"

Roman 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

"Come on, sweetheart, we don't know that it's human"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"Doesn't matter. The new Vacation stands on its own"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"I just wanted to sing Seal with my family like normal people"

Rusty (Vacation 2015)

"I am your father."

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

"Chewie, we're home."

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)

"May the Force be with you."

Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)

"Family is the most important thing there is"

Stone Crandall (Vacation 2015)

"You can make hot water come out of the cold faucet"

Stone Crandall (Vacation 2015)

"I am big! It's the pictures that got small."

Sunset Boulevard (1950)

"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Taken (2008)

"Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh --- Kelly Clarkson!"

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

"I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them."

The Addams Family (1993)

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)

"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

The Big Lebowski (1998)

"The Dude abides."

The Big Lebowski (1998)

"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

The Big Lebowski (1998)

"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

The Blues Brothers (1980)

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

The Blues Brothers (1980)

"There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."

The First Wives Club (1996)

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather (1972)

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

The Godfather, Part II (1974)

"...My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..."

The Jerk (1979)

"My precious."

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

"As you wish."

The Princess Bride (1987)

"Have fun storming the castle!"

The Princess Bride (1987)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride (1987)

"Inconceivable!"

The Princess Bride (1987)

"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

"I'll be back."

The Terminator (1984)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

The Usual Suspects (1995)

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"There's no place like home."

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"I drink your milkshake!"

There Will Be Blood (2007)

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

They Live (1988)

"I'm the king of the world!"

Titanic (1997)

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

To Have and Have Not (1944)

"Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat..."

Tommy Boy (1995)

"...First, take a big step back - and literally f--k your own face!"

Tropic Thunder (2008)

"There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't."

What About Bob? (1991)

"I'll have what she's having."

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"This building has to be at least.... three times bigger than this!"

Zoolander (2001)

"What is this? A center for ants?

Zoolander (2001)