Anything

10. I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?

A candle

4. What can be broken but never held?

A promise

12. If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?

A secret

3. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel

19. How do you make the number one disappear?

Add a 'G' and it's gone!

9. If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?

An electric train has no smoke

13. What starts with "e" and ends with "e" but only has one letter in it?

An envelope

17. You spot a boat full of people but there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?

Everyone on board is married

6. What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?

Fire

5. What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

16. If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?

No time, because the wall is already built

11. A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How come?

She fell off the bottom step

15. How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?

She sleeps at night

14. If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Survivors aren't buried!

18. If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?

The four you took

7. What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

Your cellphone

8. What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter W

20. If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

The match

What is always coming but never arrives?

Tomorrow