Hairspray spritzer lines
Spritzer: Could we please see the tally? Yes Amber Von Tussle just squeaks in as the winner.
Amber: Thank you, Corny. I'm now ready to consume the title of Miss Teenage Hairspray.
Spritzer: This is marvelous. The phones are going crazy. The whole country's watching. Even the Governor called. He's enjoying the show so much that he's granted a pardon to Tracy, plus a full scholarship to Essex Community College. You cannot buy this kind of publicity. Velma, you are a genius!
Corny: America look up! Here's history right before your eyes. Television will never be the same.
Spritzer: ...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
Corny: And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium...for the first time ever on nationwide television...it's "The Corny Collins Spectacular"...(it's hairspray)
Spritzer: I'm getting one of my sick headaches. Is there a place where I might lie down?
Corny: Bringing Tracy on is just the beginning. I've got terrific ideas for updating the show.
Spritzer: Brought to you by Ultra Clutch!
Corny: Hey, there teenage Baltimore. You're just in time for "The Corny Collins Show!"(nicest kids reprise)
Spritzer: Mrs. Von Tussle, how do you plan to handle this?
Corny: Negroes and chubby girls but hairspray, too, Mr. Spritzer.
Spritzer: Ultra clutch is happy to bring you fine youngsters to national attention.
Corny: Now don't forget, guys and gidgets...ULTRA CLUTCH HAIRSPRAY. So, let's give a great big fawning Baltimore salute to the President of Ultra Clutch, Harriman F. Spritzer!
Spritzer: Mrs. Von Tussle, Negro Day everyday? That chubby Communist girl and kissing on the mouth with possibly parted lips...I assure you, controversy is not what Ultra Clutch wishes to promote.
Finish it takes two and tracy kisses link and runs off
Spritzer: aaaaiiiieeeee!!!!!(with Velma)
Tracy: Well, I'd make every day Negro Day!
Spritzer: It comes with offices, a company car and a multi figured salary.
Velma: (curiously) I just don't know what to say.
Spritzer: Velma Von Tussle, you are the newly appointed Vice President of Ultra Glow; Beauty products for women of color!
Velma: (hopefully) I just don't know what to say.
Spritzer: And America would like to hear you two kids sing our new theme song. I think I can get you a recording contract.
Velma: (stupefied) I just don't know what to say.
Spritzer: Ultra Clutch is about to launch an entirely new line of products and I want this woman to head the campaign.
Velma: I am? Yes, I am.
