sup

nothin of ur beeswax jk. its cuz i accidentally drank wine and was wondering if a small amount still makes you high. alright yeah i would be mad too. xD way to go. aww Josh do you miss laughing goat (aka your giiiiirrrlllfriiend??) umm... ok then...im guessing you're still high

*GASP* there's a stranger lurking in our midst!!!!!! *rolls eyes* wow my guess is that this "stranger" is a hobo/hippie bag lady. this is Yanni the unicorn

JAR JAR WOULD U STOP THAT!!!!! it's mojo to ur sorry face Jar Jar and u should keep it that way...ik where u live...so don't think that i can't get back at u...jk i'm not giving her a call...as tempting as it is....cough (is it the season for that yet? wait no it isn't)atchoo* omg....i'm not watching youtube videos for this garbage....CURSE U LYDIA!!!! Y DID I EVER HAVE TO MEET U???!!!!! well ahem....i'm going to go look at my biology scores while i think very dark stormy thoughts...ta ta

I have a grave sickness.. It's called love. Mojo....AND LEAVE IT THIS WAY!!! atchoo atchoo Jar Jar

Josh's girlfrriennndd!!!! NOOO WAYYYY whatttttt!!!!!! no he doesn't... maybe he does.... no he can't possibly...what what if... NO... don't believe... Am I missing the point? Wait whats the point... um........ uhhh!!!! You don't need wine to be high just drink 6 cups of coffee like me and when people ask, "Who drank all the coffee?" just deny it and say "your mom" wait mom doesn't even like coffee I mean how is that even possible? ughhhh I hate making coffee I always make it and everyone drinks it. i WRITE NOTES ON THE COFFEE to like I spend 15 to 20 min trying to figurew out what to say.... uhhh LIFE IS STRESSFUL!!!!!!!!!

JARRRRRRR- JARRR!!!!

Ew wait me and Josh! EWW!!! I do think everything is cute lol!! Ya it was sooo obvious that you like lydia!!!

Jar Jar

Hey I agree with Yanni Josh. You need to step up your swag I mean there has to be a reason why your mojo swag you gotta be that guy you know.. that guy!! I mean texting comes with skills you can watch turtorials on youtube to define what girls mean when they text guys and how guys can text girls (if your desperate) Haha I'm making fun of you in a good way meaning like... um just think of something.

Jar Jar

Or even better be like, before I met you I was still just that unpopular kid on the sidelines. To be honest I am still.....that unpopular kid on the sidlines.......but um anyway the point is I like you and you like me so..... lets um uh nvm but I love you!!" haha that would be so hilarious!!! :)

Jar Jar

PREACH Yanni!!! ya just friend zone her!!! (for now) ya but Yannis right never straight up tell her your "feeelings" do u even have nice and kind feelings? hm NO!!!

Jar Jar

no comment.....

Jar Jar

are you fishing for complements Joshh!!!???? Your acting as if you want me to say that your cute or something. Hmmhmm surreee "just someone to talk to" admit it you like her!! We won't judge I mean maybe a little... but like its ok:)

Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar

I know let me love you and cold water is sorta old now but I'm still in love with them so goood ahh!! Also closer by the chainsmokers is bombb!!!! "So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your rover that I know you can't afford bite the tattoo on your shoulder pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress that you stole from your roomate back in borda we ain't ever getting olderrr" ANYYWAYYY what do you mean you have her number? Yanni didn't give it to? rightt!1 LOL you should text her song lyrics like into you or like let me love you that would scare herr though!!! But if you wanted her to not like you.. you should do that. OMG what am I doing ok bye;)

Jar Jar!!

yea thanks Yanni It's so funny when Josh gets mad he just doesn't know what to say so he makes all these "critizing" things to say to us LOL!!! We have wine at our church and it tastes ok but reallly not the best.

Jar Jar!!

Awww!!! so you DID INFACT like her then... well we all new it wasn't a secret.

Jar Jarrr!! ^hey um are you ok?

You do realize I'm older than you right? Also I'm like 5ft 6in and I can barely do 20 sqats but I can do like 300 crunches wait what....? anyway what do you mean editing your name? what are you talking about can you do that on here?

Jar the Jar Jarrr

Wait Josh? Are you ok? um... your joking right You have like never given us a complement...???

Jar- Jarrr :)

LOL I thought Zeke's humor was kinda cute!

Jar-Jar

ohhh yeaaa suureeee theyyy..... danced? with you!!!!!!!!!!

Jar-the awesome Jarrr:) (aww thats cute)

*dropping subject now* good grief...ahem....admitting something that isn't tru isn't rlly a thing...GAAAA ok fine i did like her a little bit...now we r ending this conversation in the mean time i'm gonna go eat breakfast and study a little more for my biology test

Mojo

...idk um....when i go to the gym there's plenty of girls at the gym and a good 60% of them do bench press....just sayin ...k then...i ask no more cuz my life is beginning to flash b4 my eyes preach it an....................................*takes a long gasp and almost falls out of chair* U OF ALL PEOPLE WANNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NORMAL??????? deal deal and deal aawwwww r u getting mad? xD fine i believe u uuhhhh....then i can't see out the windows...i guess i could pull something up on my iPad or wtvr ya it's a 50 caliber auto gun...it's pretty nasty... wut did the pats cheat again? jk idt broncos r gonna have a good yr they only beat the panthers by 1 point altho their defense was AMAZING either that or panthers QB just sucked cuz the broncs made 3 interceptions...a lot of people r saying that getting rid of Peyton Manning was the best thing that happened....and yet he was the absolute reason that they made it into the playoffs...idk looking up pats scores...did u watch the game? cuz i'm looking at the play by play on espn...and neither teams did that well but 2 fumbles by pats...ouch i have to say that Gostkowski is pretty good...however u spell his name ur field goal dude 1 million? not sure about that many but ok dancing at weddings is completely normal... ok yeah uh...all of them have their pros and cons but wtvr cuz his parents have never had to pull out his birth certificate....mine haven't pulled my birth certificate out...makes me wanna check it while i'm still a minority...

Mojo

...wut an idiot ikr and now there's like 20 discussions just about what we think of him so now the other 2 mods are like we need to do something so we become popular...I almost spit out my coffee when i read that LOL who wants to b my friend? xD ...you should make an appeal to tech support for a transfer to HS...seriously u know u can turn the notifications off rite? ik how it feels to b on somebodies friend list when u think their a complete retard... there's some of those people in HS but then only like 1 post will get to the discussion and u won't see anything from them for 2 weeks or more...oh yes and added another coughcough real buddy coughcough this girl is like ur profile pic is slightly innapropiate and blah blah blah i kind of zoned out after the 3 stupid reasons and i was like only u think that out of the 20 something people that i've showed it too...get. out. and that's y i didn't volunteer to be a mod oh ok

Mojo

I'm literally crying rn...OU is dying....33 to 19 houston just punted....and then their vs Ohio state in a couple weeks....their dead and i'm not a girl.........doesn't matter if i'm older....i'm not planning on being a mother..... ookkkkkk....she's not that stupid....y would i ask u...ur a girl...duh um...yes...i'm a perfect child....and i'm not having her number...well i'll have it but i'm not gonna do anything with it...like i said she's not that stupid even if i said it like yanni did oh ya speaking of football did u hear the Broncs picked Paxton for their A QB......i think Sanchez would've been better the morons...but wtvr

Mojo

Jar Jar....first, u need psychiatrist help...second, You would be the perfect person for the OPPOSITE of marriage counseling....sooooo divorce counseling? idk but still that song would creep out any girl....except for hillary clinton but wtvr... ya my bad apparently Paxton was just playing the last preseason and blew it... OK LOOK....YES I WANT LYDIAS NUMBER BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT...she lives in Massachusetts and I live in Oklahoma....RLLY? there's just no way.... go cry to lydia about football? she hates football....that's the one con about her... NO JB'S SONGS ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS THAT MAN HAS EVER TORTURED HIMSELF WITH!!!!!!!!! I THINK THE HILLBILLIES WERE BETTER THE JB!!!!!!! NOW SHUSH

Mojo

NOOOO Karis? nooooo jk plz strike him with a lighting bolt God niiiiccceee both teams suck...srry if i kind of ruined it but i had to say it i root for OU mainly cuz that's who I grew up to root for ouch...that pats game...mm...that isn't a pretty score but u have to admit they do suck as of rite now...not sure how much better they'll get with brady coming in probs a lot but wtvr Broncos won 27-7 vs Buccaneers and Buccaneers only got their touchdown in the first quarter and didn't score at all the rest of the time xD Sieman is boss ya I'm starting to think that Manning retiring...good riddance now if the Broncos beat the pats with a perfect record then their going to super bowl...or even with one loss

Mojo

for some reason i like this song.....by OneRepublic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWDj5HSnzg

Mojo

geez I am soooo sorry....this weeks been extremely insane...i was sick and then i got behind in school and then I have to go to work and...yeah anyways OU beat Texas aha! who won that game for college? u just noticed that? 16-0 naahh the score was good...cough idk about the MVP but if the Broncos make it unbeaten to the Super Bowl he probs will get it xD pats join down for realz

Mojo

ikr i'll b rolling over in my grave ...u....r.....idk wut but something bad ok ya...but i'm a perfect child and we have confirmed that already....END OF DISSCUSSION uh....u flirt with girls???????? cuz that is wut it sounded like... ur gonna marry that gender some day...or wait...nah ur too demented for any guy to like u jk oh my gosh it was terrible last night i was dying....so we we're at this wedding and I'm friends with these 2 guys rite? ok well they decided not to come but their 17 yr old sister came...long story short there wasn't any other seat but next to her....i don't have a crush on her but dear lord Eric (another kid ik) was like eh u like them cougars....and i wanted to throw the cake at him....it was a long night

Mojo

no cuz i'm a perfect child and u need anger management... ya sometimes the neighbors talk too much and....jk they've cheated twice...a lot of people in veritas root for pats and i end up in this long argument about how they would've lost quite a bit if they hadn't cheated like babies that couldn't play yes yes they do...but that new QB Trevor Sieman has the most accurate throw i've ever seen....i watched only some of the game yesterday then had to go to youth group but dang....and their score was "schooling" the colts oh and people r beginning to talk (announcers espn, sponsors etc) so I'm thinking if they can clean up their rushing yards and clean off the pats their gonna make it to the Super Bowl if they don't lose their minds over the stress... uh...idk i'll check.......ya newtons still QB and they creamed 49ers....which isn't hard to do but ya know hehe well pats looked like they did ok in their previous game....without ur big fat cheaters xD wut the heck? Swag Llama? idk if that would b cool..... omg....seriously? he joining dancing with he stars? RLLY??????? lol if i was a girl i'd go play basketball instead of football but i get ur point... xD that's wut i'm thinking is gonna happen at my wedding....i'm much better at solo dancing... btw go ahead and look on espn for the browns.....they've lost every single game....even with their new staff... I'm really attached to this song and idk y...here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmBQFMYWqFE

Mojo

nope...don't rlly go for basketball except for march madness xD ya Brady played pretty well (as they should beat the browns! if they didn't then i think u would have to find another team to root for) ya vikings r rlly looking good...well...Broncos will make it to the AFC is my guess probs lose in that tho ok who didn't u see there? like...how do u find these people do u walk around the stadium or wut? oh no....if broncos don't beat the steelers then...just plz WIN IT SIEMAN my omnibus teacher roots for the steelers...and it would b awful to admit that she's rite *gathers ammo* screw Lochte

Mojo

oh ok i didn't see the rest of ur post the last time i was on nvm two yrs b4 that afc champ ya i thought he'd b like that Osweiler trash ok look as i think the pats will probs go to the super bowl this yr...(i think i said this in my post b4 but i'm too lazy to see if i did or not) but espn half time reports r talking about the Broncos might b better then last yr...sooooo xD that should b the broncos strategy...tackle the QB in such a way as to injure him and then they'll win the game wait...that dude is a wide receiver? wow their getting desperate since when has Levi been a girls name???? urs is probs just jumping up and down.... ok youngster U LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND A LONG LIST OF A BUNCH OF CRAPPY SONG ARTISTS!!!! so u have 0 bragging rites ya i did wut about u?

Mojo

ok i'm putting a law suit for editing my comment against u...do that again and i'll raise it by 5 billion dollars and u'll have to live with a drug dealer in mexico...HOW'S THAT SMALL ONE? jk btw i'm gonna b gone for weekend so don't expect me on...just follow rules....i feel like a paranoid grandma "be good little children now and don't bite down when u suck ur thumbs"

Mojo

ok that's tru.....doubt it...altho she is in high school discussions and it's really annoying me ok....ya there's more but wtvr....UR THE ONE TO TALK ...uh....either u r drunk...or u have one emotion....sadness....ur 13 yrs i think have been wasted if ur still listening to some scrawny AWFUL singer that has been busted for drugs 3 or 4 times...so again i ask....WUT IS WRONG WITH U?????!!!!! ...u r the absolute worst person to go to for advice on how to flirt... whoever doesn't already think that about me is a complete idiot themselves xD

Mojo

ok well i guess if the browns beat the broncos I'd just b rlly mad but I'd still root for them but wtvr well as long as the pats don't cheat the broncos might b able to get to AFC wow....just stalk the stadium ur so thoughtful...it'll b a good game to watch...other then the 50 heart attacks people r gonna have well ok but admitting that the steelers r better the the broncos....I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH ooo ur gonna die? goodie....make sure u put in ur will that u want a lot of money in ur coffin so that i can just dig it up and take it all jkjkjkjk btw i'm about to get messaging...once i find the time to figure out my apple id password so not sure whether u wanna keep doing it on here or not but just throwin that out there

Mojo

pathetic little life my foot ya 2 yr old.... Mrs. Pepin? no...I had Mrs. Klien...but she's probably just like her...i didn't care for her too much but wtvr oh dear lord yanni...rlly???? don't b like that....did u find anyone? who r u talking to jar jar? i hope ur just acting out me and lydia.... i was trying to b happy and stay positive....ta ta was just my sarcastic self wut is with u and trying to get us together again? it's like ur some paranoid mother....ok....think about it....oh hey i just got ur email and number from yanni cuz..........................................(see i would feel weird just saying strait up "i like u" and even if i didn't....think about wut would b running thru her mind...."little creep" i never knew my life would come to this...*facedesk*

Mojo

that was the definition of idiot but ok i think...however u turned the email ones off I'm pretty sure that...nvm i just looked they changed the possible account settings, but there is a drop down that u can just look at ur grades or another specific thing if u don't want to scroll thru everything xD yup we got a taste of Karis Haaroff...she was in her bro's account and the discussion she posted...I'm pretty sure Micah's about to kill her and it was so lame yup reasons too but that was mainly cuz she asked me to change my pic and then i asked y and then she came out with like 10 of em anyways enough with my problems... OH THANK GOD!!! yes he was so bad i almost cried joining the voice? rlly? Lord save us all btw do u even watch college football?

Mojo

that's yanni *rolls eyes* drinking wine...indulging herself... i got Zeke's numba...would ya like me to tell him that Yanni just can't bear it anymore....and that she said "wooooooeeee to me if i don't see his handsome face, i'm on my knees!!!!!!!" and then she started singing "AAAGGGGOOOOONNNNNNYYYYY" want me too? i don't even kno y u like his skeleton body...as mator says..."she just like me for my body!" ok...enough of that how many psychiatrists have u seen Jar Jar?

Mojo

u say ew and then ur like "but i think everything is cute" but i didn't...she was just somebody to talk to...like u and Yanni...

Mojo

ur penguin lawyer??????????? the jury would just vote against u bcuz u have such a low IQ to hire a penguin as ur lawyer...and wut happened to ur unicorn lawyer? and u act weird 24/7 so u have no bragging rites ...y r u telling me all this? did i ask? noooo....did i want to know? nooooo and u r lying...it's probs just cuz u crack them up a lot...either that or u don't know wut the signs r of a guy that likes u...and if u told me so that u could have me acting like those morons....tough luck sister I did talk....kid? kid? WHO R WE CALLING A KID HERE 12 YR OLD???!!!! wut do u do during the night miss "I dream of eating children in my cupcake house with some petunia guards to drag them in?" yup...u fail at knowing wut a guy thinks about anyone i wouldn't rlly call wut she was wearing a dress.....it was like a tink-top/dress ur iq is miserable...u just said "reminded of Lydia" ......ur a wierdo....that just makes me think "Oh ya i remember when i got married to her....." oh wait...SHE LIVES IN FREAKING MA!!!! srry if i don't reply quickly i've got quite a bit of school to do oh oh did i tell u about this guy i know that is absolutely desperate for a girlfriend? his name is Andrew and he's currently asking out this girl that's like 14.....he's 18.....doesn't sound odd at all huh? if she denies him i'm worried he's gonna gun some person down and b like b my girlfriend....he wouldn't do that but he claims he's been thru 17 girlfriends....u want his number? u sound desperate too...jkjkjkjkjkjkjk

Mojo

wth??? cheetah print leggings? omw that's so stupid ya ik ur joking about it...on his b-day he shut down all HS discussions...and said that only mods could post...everyone literally hates him now xD he's a sophomore, that's only in Middle school discussions...a couple of tips when u get there...don't do realms (i didn't do them but like this 1 freshman did and i almost felt sorry for him but at the same time it was funny) and the mods are basically one of you MS discussion mods should get paid for their job i swear they serve a nightmare (no offense to u i doubt ur the problem) ok then thx wut point?

Mojo

ya but he was on broncos last yr is wut i mean by trade i thought the bills were decent but ya pats maybe could do it if they don't fumble and throw interceptions well...ok a big bit but wtvr 500 dollar pants? i wonder how much his undies cost...sigh...don't judge lol YES lebron james of football XD my spelling is being judged by everyone and some moron in hs discussions was like and i quote "Dude, mojo swag, why do you like using text grammar and bad capitalization on your bio? I feel like a flower pot on your porch and that I won't live to tell about it just throwin that out there" and i was like ur not my writing teacher and it's a free country and idc if i have the most perfect bio that anyone's ever seen...and his bio is so lame so he's one to talk and i didn't tell him to shut up cuz he's a mod or wtvr... ikr uh no I don't watch Ellen cuz it's stupid I changed my bio from the last time u saw it....here's the link and rate it from 1-10 http://scholars.veritaspress.com/user/13908766/info

Mojo

ya spit it out that ur team is a whole lot of cheaters! plus the balls aren't the only way they could cheat well we all kinda knew that u? thoughtful? let me know when that happens and I'll probs shoot myself jk cuz i don't rlly have time to look at espn all the time well that's a point *dances around...mom walks in* uh....yo mom if i jump off a cliff a heart attack won't b the cause of death will it? in ur dreams unicorn lady k wut happened to Jar Jar and Matt's girlfriend? xD

Mojo

yah....did u think i was some unpopular kid sitting on the sidelines? i learned something...nobody cares if ur a good dancer...just dance (don't sing the song) AND WHO DAREST YE WRITES THY ROYAL NAME OF MOJO UPON THE SIDE OF MY COMMENT????!!!!!!! HOW DAREST YE!!!!!!!!! OFF WITH THOUST HEADS THAT HAVETH DANDRUFF IN THEM!!!!

Mojo

yes it is and u know it idk brady was stupid enough to pull the stunt with deflation.... yeessss oh and some stupid kid stole my unicorn man meme with #chickmagnet and he claims that he made it! I'm gonna scream at him in class... well that Sarah... woooowwww more me than u? idt so little girl alright i didn't make fun of the pats when they lost 18-0! did I? no i didn't but i guess i will...dang they like fumbled 3 times and they threw 2 interceptions LOL wut suckers like this is the NFL who cares if Brady and Gronk r out i mean who cares it's the NFL how r these people here? and it's the Texans lol pats suck and cheat u wanna

Mojo

nah...they got up and started dancing with us #lowIQ JKJKJKJKJKJKJK

Mojo (the unpopular kid sitting on the sidelines)

yes ik i should be a comedian.... ok they shouldn't judge me based upon i acted like a moron that school yr but yes they would say that I'm gonna die? I might not b as fast as u r at swimming but i can beat u 175-0 in a bench press comp (ok i'll cut u some slack i'll give u that u can bench 30 which is roughly the weight of the pole) OOOKKKKK that's just....no no no i didn't wanna know AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW WUT GOES ON AT NIGHT EITHER!!! sharing showers????? wut the heck? ok i get that their outside but isn't there such a thing as mens and women's locker rooms? cuz wut i'm picturing is u taking a shower and then 5 guys outside the curtains just standing there waiting for u....ur just....no u lost me somewhere....i'm insecure and....ok then not sure how u picked that up but then again u don't have a brain so i guess everything just kind of clutters up ok do i dream of unicorns? nope that's only u...so no i didn't bring it up...the only thing i brought up was threatening to mow down ur petunia guards... oh my gosh...now that i've admitted all this crud to u this is gonna last forever isn't it? ur whole life is immature....i think if I were u I'd wait to say that...no offense ATCHOO never fall under that category huh? Seniors wanting in ur lane? SENIORS???? i highly doubt that.....altho....i'm not even gonna say it ur stupid shower thing is so weird I'll b just sitting here in the couch eating popcorn.....*loads M-60* and as soon as they set foot on this foundation (porch to back patio) i'm gonna put a nasty hole in them....so keep them contained unless u wanna b an orphan JK .........hmmmm a guy that fits the description of 6 yrs of age and also has the mind of one.........Justin Bieber smarty pants? says the one who just got answered to..... oh my gosh i'm not even gonna try to fight with u.... y should i b afraid of a russian? i rlly hope she doesn't like Putin now that i think about it xD i have a friend that has a birth certificate that says he's a girl....his dad checked the wrong box and so now he's acting rlly weird....good thing he's not rlly a girl...so now he called the office and their assuming he's a transgender xD

Mojo...dang it's about time u admitted that

yep 123 wut's urs? -123? jk ok...get ur mom or dad on this quizlet thing cuz i don't believe u...there's always one of those people and plus ur 13 not that many guys can like u uh...did i think up unicorns and other crud? nope i think demented prizes go to u...*while barfing slams head in toilet and drowns u* try barfing again i dare u jk uh....wut they think about people? ur saying i need that kind of change? ok i'll start now....I THINK UR THE MOST DEMENTED, LOSER, DUMB, SAVAGE, MOST DESPERATE THING IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!! JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK u have a life during the night? uh......do i want to know wut u meant by that? i can't spell wut? i spelled everything perfectly cuz i'm a perfect child and u'd better nod ur head yes or ur gonna drown in the toilet again...jk if ur parents r reading this their gonna come find me and kill me or something so never mind i'll just take ur word for it ya...u did...and then u said Reminded of Lydia which reminds me of Lydia...who's IQ is bad????? u hang out with 6 yr old guys.....wut's the difference between 18 yr old ones? jk ok look....I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE TO SIT NEXT TO THAT GIRL....don't judge

Sir Mojo Swag the Dumbest Person to ever walk the face of the earth.

wine? where is this coming from??? no it was just the editing comment thing i got mad about...the other thing was me just being high...and u guys laugh waaayyy too easily...ur like laughing goat...yes sire i will shed all my dandruff on ye ugly head...

The Stranger.....(bet u can't know who dis guy is) jk

Haha 2 bad 4 u. Go cry to Lydia. They're gonna have a tough season...WAIT WHAAAAT!!!! All this time you were a boy???? rofl ok now ur just being sexist. she possibly fell for u...I wud call that stupid. So what I'm hearing is you want her number? Really? I heard that Trevor Siemianut is their new QB and Paxton is just the backup. not much better..Sanchez was decent but they dropped him so... Ehh it's ok...there's better songs out there (atchoo atchoo JB's songs)

Yanni

Haha if it's already annoying you and it's only the first week of school think of what you're gonna be like @ the end of the year xD. drunk? Who me?? Never....wait but does highness count as an emotion...cuz I think that's the one emotion I got a double dose of. Nah not 13 years..cuz that means I was listening to him when I was a baby...and I don't think that's the right kind of music you're supposed to let your kids listen to at that age but I seriously would have been the coolest baby ever if Justin Bieber's songs put me to sleep every night..I would have already known bad words when I was 1...hmm ok I see your point now. I could ask you the same question...like literally everyday. Well excuse me for not being so great on guy flirting advice...I specialize in unicorns...I mean girls.....atchoo. But honestly, if you need help..go ask someone of your own gender...whatever that may be jk. Lol exactly.

Yanni

Hey Josh, I've got her number, you want it? Or is email better for you? Actually you probably want both right? That way you can express your love for her in two forms-text and email *wink wink* Even the dumbest person in the world could have figured out you totally like her after being in our class for like a second. But hey you're not gonna get her with your Googly eyes and Mator references though, so you'd better work on those "skills" before you give her a call.

Yanni

I would love to disagree, but I can't...bcuz yeah that's totally me...well except for the indulging part. (And hey the *rolls eyes* is my thing) You do not liar. No thank you :) but thanks for the offer. I appreciate it....NOT. Handsome??...um cough. Oh my word I would never ever do that. Seriously you probably have a better chance with Sarah. Ok um HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. I never ever said I liked him at all...where do you get these crazy ideas from?Ok that's just weird...and even more weird that you're making Mator references. What are you...4??? Jkjk Btw I'm in Disney world, so my bad if I don't reply fast...

Yanni

LOL that was so good Jar Jar *high five* When u read it I knew the first part was mojo and second was you-it was gr8. unpopular kid on the sidelines is exactly what I'd use to describe u jk. oh my word what's with the dandruff thing and geez it's not even your real name...yeah Jar Jar I just added Mojo to all his comments so you'd know who's who...and he's freaking out about it.

Yanni

Lol Jar Jar you just can't help yourself right ;) ok, so you're not the calling type. what about a text then? or an email? yeah not yet..still atchoo. wow did you just call ur undying love for Lydia garbage? *gasp* it's ok, we all know how you REALLY feel. you mean "i'm so glad i met you Lydia. you're the best thing that's ever happened to me in my sad, pathetic little life. Oh my word, did you just say "ta ta"?.... I'm pretty sure someone who is thinking dark stormy thoughts wouldn't say ta ta... hey btw Josh, you had Mrs. Pepin last year for math right? i have her for geometry this year. how is she as a teacher? i'm a little worried after seeing her list of rules... also Sarah, you'd be super proud of me: I expressed my inner Jar Jar. i clicked on every one of my classmates in each class and looked at the pic to see if they were cute or not.. if they were, then i read their bio, if not i just moved on to the next person...

Yanni

Lol. I don't think Hilary Clinton counts as a girl, I think she counts as a monster. Kay. Well who knows maybe you'll go to the same college?? Or be in the same classes next year?? Idk..anythings possible. Atchoo the ONLY con wow..They are not!!! His songs are an expression of love, sadness, hope, and every other emotion I've felt in my 13 years on this beautiful earth....Ok forget that I saw it in a movie once...you kno what you shud do...text Lydia but don't tell her who it is then you can do the song lyric thing and she won't think you're a complete idiot...well maybe she already thinks that...but wtvr

Yanni

Lol. ikr he's such a bad role model now...gee thanks. i don't know what was up with them, seriously. They just need Brady back and start focusing. Ik..the score was awful..they could have at least made one touchdown. its just cuz of all the changes and Brusset isn't the best QB. yeah i realllllyyyy hope so. Ik i saw some of the game and oh my gosh Sieman deserves MVP this year or something....he's playing really well for his first time...yeah Manning's just old news now. hah well not being a fan, i wish Manning would have stayed so then they wouldnt play so well and be a threat to the pats. oh plz they won last year..pats need another chance. yeah 1 loss isn't gonna hurt them at all.

Yanni

Mmmhmmm yeah right ;P

Yanni

No, they still have him. He just played really poorly last week. No :( Pats have one more game this Sunday without Brady and then the next one after that will be with him. They're playing the Bills though, so they should be able to hold out one more game until he gets back. I saw I saw. Bronco's QB is decent...that's all I'm gonna say. Lol just a little bit huh? I thought the Panthers would be good going in, but you're right, they're playing completely awful. Yes, Vikings just bombarded them. Ikr I hate him..he wears like 500 dollar pants in an airplane...weirdo. (<--notice how i spelled it correctly) He's the Lebron James of football. Exactly...Vikings aren't even that great but yet they still beat the Panthers. xD haha. no thanks, I'm good, I already have my own list of positivity on her. Oh good!!! Yeah, I miss being in his class. He sent out the funniest email ever once..I was laughing so hard. I have Mrs. Pepin for geometry and she's well...strict but overall ok. YES! I love that. We're doing it too and it's so much easier than having to keep track of like 50 graded lessons at a time. Did you watch Phelps and Ledecky on Ellen? Her gift for Boomer was SOOOOO cute!!

Yanni

Ok cuz I was confused by ur first comment lol. Ugh Osweiler...eww. I am so proud of the pats for beating the Texans, especially dirty Osweiler, last week. They beat them 27-0 and that was without Brady or Garrapalo and Gronkowski only played a little. But their QB is good man...he's got a nice throw. The pats are gonna have a good season if their already playing well and they don't even have their star players. They're 3-0 rn, and playing bills next week so pretty sure they'll be 4-0 by the time Brady gets back! Umm no you've never even given the pats a compliment...so r u ok today? Jk yeah I think the Broncos have a chance and maybe the panthers too. Oh my word no please no..they'll end up using their bench for QB. Yes lol. Levi is the name of the stadium...not a name XD. Again, you're like only a year older than me...so watch it. Ok I get ur point about JB, but there's NOTHING wrong with Taylor...nothing. Ok I really think I have some more bragging rights than u sir. I had him last year for Algebra 1. He's so funny, how are you liking him?

Yanni

atchoo have you seen your own IQ? it died. umm ok then...i swear I'm telling the truth, you can ask my mom or my dad cuz one of the guys got serious and weird so my dad had to tell him to back off..anyways. its not my own logic...they tell me themselves...heck no..eww you seriously have the most demented mind ever...*goes and barfs* and umm I'm 13...i actually have a life "during the night". I'm just gonna let you ramble on...because you're just weird..and creeping me out...ik plenty of normal guys who tell me what they think about people...but you're just not normal..deal with it. do i look like i care what kind of dress she was wearing? nooooo i don't. no i said you can't handle anything that reminds you of Lydia. you make no sense at all..you're telling me my iq is off when you cant even spell weirdo....you need to see a psychologist...you're like blowing up...literally. Yeah VPSA gives a lotta homework. why are you telling me this?? I'm so confused...17?! ok he's got issues. I'm good thank you very much. I'm also 13 and i think thats a little young to be calling weird 18 year olds who live halfway across the country...i think ill just stick with my guy friends who are completely normal and don't go through 17 girls..

Yanni

good then ur an authentic broncos fan...congrats. uhh the pats cheating? no way. besides they can't even if they wanted to bcuz the refs are now super careful to check the balls b4 the game after a certain...cough..incident exactly. stalking=my life yes I'm extremely thoughtful thank u. wait no they're playing the chargers on thursday...how do i kno more about ur fav team's schedule than you even do?... only the people in Denver will have heart attacks. you're just the oddball that roots over in Oklahoma. yeah well they're not gonna get whooped by the steelers...at least not this week....go celebrate. well thats not creepy at all...and mhm sure, I'm that dumb to leave a pile of money in my coffin..annddd hey you're probably gonna die before I am with all these heart attacks you've been having...and leaving money in your coffin seems like something only you would do...so that means I'm gonna be the millionaire after ur dead...go jump off a cliff so it happens faster!! sure just let me know when you get it set up

Yanni

ikr...something's off in his mind. oh wait i was wrong they're $850 zebra print pants...soooo ugly. are you kidding? oh my gosh wow ok someone needs to fire him..and soon. i wonder why *rolls eyes* ok. i don't even do realms anyway...actually i haven't even made or commented in a MS Discussion yet this year. none taken. i totally agree. like honestly our discussions are so lame. like people post "who wants to be my friend?" wth are we 5 people? and one of the mods keeps asking people to only post necessary discussions because he keeps having to delete some (cuz we're only allowed to have a certain number) and they just ignore him and continue to post 50 discussions about how their dog had puppies. ugh its so annoying cuz you get a notification every time they post some dumb discussion. its so lame and thats why I'm not even participating at all. one kid made like four discussions telling people to read her bio...and her bio is sooo stupid. it's like would you like to be my friend, cuz look at all the friends I've made, and then she goes on to list like all the people on Veritas...and somehow I'm on that list. anyways, yes at least MS mods should get paid. oh point was that i give your bio a 9 out of 10.

Yanni

lol yes. nooooooo r u? I'm perfectly fine *throws bomb out the window* kay good. oh ok...and you have one of those? no they didn't cheat..when have they ever atchoo. yeah the Broncos do have good defense. the panthers still have newton right? i haven't been following them lately. i really don't like him as a QB and he's just not a good person so i hope they get rid of him soon. idk Peyton was at least a good person so...yeah the whole Pats game. no they didn't beat AZ by much, and the Cardinals aren't really good at all. But they didn't have Brady or Gronkowski that game so when those two get back then they should be able to step it up. Brady's out for four games (why did he have to be so dumb and deflate those balls?) and not sure how long Gronkowski's out for. yes they really need to work on getting open and then actually catching the ball. tru ok the wedding dancing is fine, but the other stuff is kinda weird. oh ok yeah i have no idea where mine is. lol you probably should...just in case it says Swag llama or something..though that'd be pretty cool. By the way, you heard about the Lochte stuff right? And now he's joining dancing with the stars? ok i love him, but he cannot dance and i think it's really stupid to 1. get drunk and vandalize a gas station 2. to lie about it and get everybody else in trouble 3. then to blow it off and pretend nothing happened and join dancing with the stars when you can't dance....that would be like for me to say oh because i can't swim anymore I'm just gonna go play football now....and i would die....just like Lochte's going to...I feel so bad for his partner who's actually a legit dancer and has to dance with this complete idiot...

Yanni

lol...just not popular in the wrong way. ikr its soo dumb. yeah i really should. i know about the email ones cuz i turned those off, but can you turn off the ones on the toolbar on schoology's homepage? xD and ik how you experienced that ;) oh thats good cuz in MD people don't give up...like ever. If someone doesnt reply to their who wants to be my friend, then they make like 5 more discussions, and thats how we have this problem of the mods having to continually delete cuz we're over the limit. haha oh yeah its cough now cuz oh my gosh its freezing at morning practice, tho afternoon is ok. ugh that's so annoying. i would just b like if you dont have anything nice to say about anything related to my bio, then just dont talk at all..tho maybe that would "arouse" that other dumb mod...oh my word and she gave reasons? is this supposed to be some sort of essay where she states her thesis and gives supporting points? yeah they seriously have a hard job, at least the MS ones. Btw, guess what?!!! Lochte got eliminated from dancing with the stars....FINALLY!! oh my gosh he was soo bad. it was like he was just standing there while his partner was actually dancing...now he's gonna be so bored cuz he can't swim or dance...i bet now he's gonna try to join the voice and claim he has singing "skills"

Yanni

mhm u just keep thinking that agreed. he better not ever try that again are u serious? u shud tell him ur meme is not for sale or rent or whtvr else he has in mind. I'm just speakin the truth ok HOLD UP. i understand y 1 of my nicknames @ swim is small child bcuz I'm like half their age and they're like 20 feet tall...HOWEVER I am only ONE year younger than you so remind me why i am "little girl"?? Ok ok I'm sorry for insulting them and it was 16-0 but ur taking it wayyyy to far. u can stop now...im sorry Oh btw PLEASE KILL ME NOW. my eyes have seen Ryan Lochte dancing and I am scarred for life. He was shaking his hips and smiling..i felt like throwing up...and he was wearing these weird neon shorts that looked like jammers and white volleyball knee pads and she took his shirt off and showed off his abs..it was AWFUL. if he comes out in speedos next week i will DIE but ill be surprised if he's even wearing clothes at all

Yanni

no prob. feel better soon. Washington state won ugh...and they beat Stanford bad...their QB has a great throw. but guess what? i saw klay thompson there! wait..u probs have no idea who I'm talking about...he's just only one of the best basketball players in the world...plays for the Warriors...i got pics of him too. YAS I'm so happy tho cuz Brady's back!!!!! He played soo well yesterday..and they beat the Browns by a lot...and the Broncos lost yesterday and now they're tied with the pats for 4-1!!!! Yayayayay the vikings are looking good tho with a 5-0. sure it was. well now thats down the drain cuz the Falcons just beat them yay!! oooh and at the game Katie Ledecky was there and I saw her over in the Stanford students section, cuz she goes to school there now! But broncos have a tough week cuz they just played yesterday and now they've got Thursday against the Steelers i think. and btw Lochte isn't out of dancing with the stars yet, sorry i read it wrong..he was in the bottom but got saved and he's still in...ughhhhhhh hes just awful

Yanni

no you're not a perfect child...only God's perfect, and what do you mean by "i need anger management"? lol exactly. what was the second time? i only heard about the Super Bowl one. haha thats cuz a lot of them live in New England. umm...Tom Brady has the most accurate throw this WORLD has ever seen. but i haveta say, I'm impressed by the newbie...he's much better than i thought he'd be. not gonna happen...cuz pats are gonna stick it out for two more games...then get brady back, and hopefully Gronkowski, and then they're gonna WIN THIS THING! But did you hear about Garappolo? he went to the hospital for shoulder injury and couldn't play in their game on Sunday, so they got another guy to play QB. Now if something happens to this guy, they have Eldeman as backup. ELDEMAN. who's a WIDE RECEIVER. tom brady better get back here...and fast. aww well i like the niners...even if they need a better quarterback and defense and so on...my best friend lives across the street from their stadium (Levi) and she gets to hear all their home games. YES its completely insane. Go look up his first dance on youtube...its awful. haha. hmm..i wonder what your definition of "good dancing" is. woww no wonder I've never even heard of them. are they even in the league? wow um atchoo ummmm yikes...your taste in music...ummm. the lady looks like that girl in star wars clone wars with the pony tail and weird eyes...Aurra Sing...she's the huntress. btw, did you get into Mr. Haarhoff's class for math this year?

Yanni

nope-not gonna happen. tru but idk if they wud even try anything rn. xD it happens all the time...yay go shoot yourself plzzz so i can get the money in ur coffin! ok good excuse. lol moms always come in at the wrong time. <- u shud make a meme for that. wow congrats on figuring that out. Jar Jar went online looking for people that were cute, found one, and jet skiied off to Tahiti with him. Matt and Mandie are on their honeymoon in Hawaii....JK idk they probs just think we're lame..well more u than me YASSSSS Broncos just lost to the Chargers yayayay now they're 4-2 yess but ur right Sieman's throw is gr8, he's a really good choice for QB

Yanni

oh really? ok i didn't know that...yeah makes sense cuz this is his 1st season playing for the Texans..idk my dad said they're not that great...so hopefully pats can beat them. yes, they still need work on their passing. LOL yes...haha not judging just cracking up..im serious tho he came to the Super Bowl wearing like cheetah print leggings or something that were 500 bucks. whenever someone asks me what i think of Newton, I'm just like oh you mean the LeBron James of football? I think his name gives my opinion away. oh my word ok that's just messed up...but seriously i was just joking, your spelling's fine...i was just messin with ya. who does that guy think he is? how old is he anyway? honestly that just shows how immature he is...like don't read my bio if you're gonna criticize my grammar....the flower pot thing makes NO sense what the heck? good for you..just ignore people like that. if he doesn't have anything valuable to say, then don't say it. gee your bio isn't graded or anything, its just supposed to be for people to get to know you and its for fun. OMG a mod said that?? That just looks really bad then because he's supposed to be encouraging and helping high schoolers..not judging them..oh my word. ik it is, i don't usually watch it, i just saw the Michael phelps one and loved it. LOL haha ok first your pic is hilarious and obviously i love it. xD i love the pop thing, and the stuff about frozen, tho i can't agree with hating ALL the songs. i would keep your height but the shoe thing is kinda weird..just sayin...well if you like it keep it... i know that stupid guy is gonna criticize your spelling of disgusting..but i would just keep it to drive him crazy. HAH i love the thing about your super weird friends...LOL LOL LOL swag llama is perfect xD love love it. everything else is great, anddd heyyy you finally got an email....welcome to the world of technology. ok it took me forever to get to the point but anyways ill give you a 9...its really great and I'm sure people are cracking up every time they read it.

Yanni

ok thx. haha cough yes she's one of the ones behind the "wanna be my friend" posts. lol..oh ok yes xD u have a lot of them. ikr xD no i was kidding but i wouldn't be surprised if he tried to get in. yeah, not as closely as nfl, but yes. GUESS WHAT THO!!! we're got tixs to Stanford's game on Saturday against Washington state!! its only like 10 minutes away from our house and we got good seats too, so my friend wants to get on tv...pretty sure that's not gonna happen but it'll be fun just watching her try...xD. yeah, so basically I just root for Stanford and Cal...ooh and Notre Dame too...because they are just awesome. ugh Pats lost against the Bills today...but still ok cuz they're 3-1 rn and Brady will be back for Sunday's game. I haveta say tho, Broncos are really surprising people cuz they haven't lost a game yet...

Yanni

ok. he was amazing (ya ik ik the browns stink but hey even if they lost i would still root for them bcuz i am a TRU fan cough cough to all those fake fans out there) idk i think they can hold it out to the playoffs but I'm not sure what'll happen after that...lol actually my friend and i did walk around the entire stadium at halftime to see if we could find some more famous peeps...but that was after we saw Katie and Klay. oh yeah we also saw Klay's dad, who played for the Lakers (a famous but now pretty bad basketball team) anyways...lol I'm just gonna laugh when they loose and you're crying your eyes out...jk i think they're gonna do fine. hah well she's a teacher..so I'm pretty sure you've had to admit she's right at least once before...cuz otherwise she's a pretty bad teacher if she's teaching you stuff that's not right....just sayin xD seriously if he stays on another week I'm gonna die

Yanni

says the 4 yr old that makes Mator references...oh ok sorry my bad thanks anyway. no not really..i was just kiddin...i looked at everybody's bio just bcuz I'm a stalker...but there are some sweet pics..no she's talking to her pet unicorn who happens to be a guy..*rolls eyes* wow um...just sayin..."positive and happy" does NOT describe u...no offense. umm ur older than me....so how did i get in the mother category? Oh my word..this is gonna be harder than i thought...you seriously need help. No, you never flat out tell a girl you like her...never. you have to play hard to get. and you shouldn't bring me into it..just say "hi Lydia this is Josh from literature class last year. how was your summer?" then if she asks where'd you get my number from, you stalker, then you can say Yanni gave it to me. hopefully she'll reply..and if she does, then you can start a simple conversation about what classes you're taking this year, what things you did over the summer, etc etc. she's not gonna think you're a little creep if you act mature (meaning don't mention Mator, unicorns, or bad jokes) and you avoid telling her anything about your personal feelings. if you just have a normal friend to friend conversation with her, she's not gonna facedesk....don't ask me how i know all this stuff

Yanni

exactly. yeah well um do i have any say in that "discussion"? bcuz i could bring in my penguin lawyer and we'd have some hard evidence about y ur not. oh eww now you're just being weird and demented and gross. seriously...the things that go on in your head...AHEM i'll have you know that my first kiss was in preschool, a guy bought me a glass jar of seashells from his vacation when we were little kids, a couple of guys asked me out in 4th grade and guys still are, i got sent notes at lunch every day at school and emails every night from this guy in 5th grade...in 6th grade the whole school knew this guy in my class totally had a crush on me, i have the nickname of Zendaya from the guys in my youth group, the guys at swim fight over who gets to be in my lane (and they're all juniors in high school), and I'm currently getting invited to football games and i could go on and on....and in case you're doubting, this is all completely tru, you can ask my mom. Lol my friend told me his grandparents did the same thing at a restaurant-they told the like 35 year old waitress he had a crush on her when he totally didn't. xD first of all, why do your parents take you to so many weddings? don't they know you can't handle anything that reminds you of Lydia? wink wink Oh my word, if i was in that situation (but there was a 17 yr old guy) i wud have at least made small talk instead of sitting there like an embarrassed little kid..no offense but thats what it sounds like you were doing the entire night. haha you really should have...then she'd probably move away so she didn't get cake on her dress or wtvr.

Yanni :)

vain much? well what else are they supposed to judge it on? tru but bench pressing isn't really a girl thing...u kno wht i mean? Yeah we have really nice lockers upstairs but everyone's too lazy to go all the way up there so we just go to the showers that are outside...so there's no curtains. nah only if u agree with this: we both stop the "fighting" and negativity (cuz its kinda getting dumb and boring now) and instead we just talk about like real stuff, meaning no unicorns or wtvr...deal? Joshua i don't know your middle name Pierce, i swear to God I'm telling the truth...seriously. You don't have to believe me, but I'm not gonna be called a liar over something that's actually the truth. We all swim together because it's like a family...they're like my older brothers and I'm like their little sister. Umm, do you have a movie to go with that popcorn? Cuz i don't know of anyone who just sits on the couch eating popcorn without a movie...im gonna honestly let you know i have no idea what an M-60 is. its a type of gun right? thats about all i know. yes please don't...lets just be normal for a change..i wanna talk about football..and how the Pats just SCHOOLED Arizona last week! haha she might...then that'd make only 2 cons about her versus like 1 million pros..OMG can i just ask why you're friends are so weird? one dances at weddings, another has 17 girlfriends, and another has the wrong gender on his birth certificate? my friends don't even compare to that...which I think is a good thing. wait why is he calling the office just now when he's already a teen? why didn't he call the minute he got the birth certificate? oh eww that stuff is just weird...

Yanni :) :P :D

Haha very funny. You do realize that if you ask anyone in our class last year they're going to agree that I'm definitely smarter and have a higher IQ than you? I really don't think you wanna do that...if they see everything that you wrote...yikes. Fine you don't have to believe me, but its true. If you ever come for just one swim practice at my club, you're 1. going to die and 2. realize that the junior and senior guys choose to swim in my lane and share showers with me. (they're outside showers so don't get any wrong ideas) And yes, I'm 13, so we all love each other like brother and sister and like each other as friends. END OF STORY. No, but you bring it up. For example, I wouldn't know since I have such a low IQ, but I believe you were the one who mentioned the unicorn lawyer?? And you're supposed to be...what, 14? But yet, you take pleasure in drowning innocent 13 year old girls in the toilet...I honestly don't know how you're gonna get to college. Feel better now that you let all that out? First of all, anyone reading that would realize you're just describing yourself because you're insecure. Second, they'd also realize that you're taking your anger out on me because you're upset over Lydia being in HS discussions and not even acknowledging you. So...I think most would classify you as the most desperate person in the world. xD no you really don't. my "night life" is a secret. Mhmm there you go again, trying to put me down so you feel better about yourself. And I'm not going to nod my head yes just because you're threatening me with some dumb, immature toilet joke. I don't agree with things that are complete lies, because then I'd be a liar, and we all know I NEVER fall under that category. That's probably the first thing you've got right in your life. They seriously will track you down. And you should know that I inherited the stalking genes from my parents. So yeah, just trust me on this. Your IQ...lol you set yourself up for that one. Umm...name the "6 year old guy that I hang out with"? Huge difference smarty pants. Sure you didn't...be careful now..Lydia's gonna start getting jelly of your sitting next to 17 year old girls... ;)

Yanni-the one with a brain

Wow Josh.... I don't like him but I like his songs!!

jAR JaR

Mojo to my sorry face eh? k fine! You enjoy thinking about dark thoughts I mean for all it matters Lydia liked you back.

k?^ then Jar Jar oh and bless you

I will he changed it...he said he thought it was funny so he put it up...children uuhhhh the tallest man in the world rite now is 8 ft 6 in i think sooooo and I'm probs taller then u how tall r u (just to make the bragging rites)

mojo

actually i do....and plus how could u b so sure? AND I DIDN'T SAY I LIKE LYDIA SO WUT'S UR DERN POINT??? yes...yes i'm 4 yrs old...i'm just 14 mentally....use that logic that u don't have yanni jk i would have a better chance with Sarah?????? ok i don't like where this is going... u think everyone is cute Jar Jar....just saying but it's true...

mojo

I kinda guessed she did...but i wasn't sure and neither r u....or r u?

mojo to ur sorry face