Football Play Lines

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PHILLIP: No. You were unconcious

*Gets shaken* Ow! Don't you know you're not supposed to shake a football player?

JAKE: Oh hey Player 24. Did you forget soemthing?

All the time. After every game, my childhood gets a little more fuzzy.

SANDRA: *kisses Jake and walks offstage*

Hey jake?

PHILLIP: What do you mean?

I know you stabbed me. I know you were trying to stab Jake.

JAKE: That feels good.

I want to be with you Jake.

PHILLIP: What are you talking about? I would never do that.

I was awake. When you confessed in the hospital. *gets grabbed* Ow! My stitches!

REF: That's a flag for unnecessary murder.

Murder? I'm not dead yet.

JAKE: But my stab was in the heart

Okay. My point is, I know how hurt you feel. I want to make you feel better.

MARTHA: Jesus, Tim. He's a minor.

Tim Touchdown's aim isn't what it use to be because he's not who he says he used to be.

PHILLIP: Nice try. That's babies. I almost killed you on accident, I don't think you want me to try.

Try to kill me like you tried to kill Jake. Who thinks so highly of you. Some teammate.

Announcer: And it looks like we're back.

Twenty-two. Twenty-two. Twenty-two. And go!

JAKE: Me too

We have a lot in common don't we?

JAKE: Yeah, we were both stabbed by Phillip

Well, my stab wasn't as metaphorical.

TIM: What are you talking about?

When I was in the hospital room, Tim Touchdown came in and told me something. Or should I say JIM Touchdown?

PHILLIP: Player 24? You're awake.

Yeah. And I heard everything

JAKE: What?

Yeah. I want to be with you.

TIM: Sorry guys. my aim's not what it used to be.

or is it exactly what it always was?


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