Urinetown Cues/Lines

(Little Sally) "Oh, Bobby. The policemen came soon enough, but not before I heard his last words."

"His last words?"

(Hope) "It's all that really matters, isn't it? Love? Now let's go do to them what they were ultimately going to do to us!"

"Hooray!!"

(Cladwell) "Take me away? But...to where?" (Soupy Sue) "To the same place you sent young Bobby."

"And Old So-and-So."

(Tiny Tom) "Who will lead us now?!" (Soupy Sue) "We're lost! Lost, I tell you! The rebellion is over!"

"Destroyed with a shove!"

(McQueen) "And so with this piece of paper the UGC awards Amenity number Nine the first of our new and entirely legal fee hikes, which hope you will all honor and enjoy."

"Enjoy?!/Legal?!/etc."

(Lockstock) "Hail, Malthus!"

"Hail, Malthus!"

(Little Becky) "String her up. That's the answer. String up the strumpet daughter of the criminal urinal chain owner Cladwell!" (Soupy Sue) "Kill her!" (Bobby) "Enough!" (Bobby) "Maybe I am."

"Hang her!" "Whaa-?!" "Whaa-?!"

(Cladwell) "Staff, this here's my daughter - and our newest fax/copy girl - Hope Cladwell. Hope Cladwell, the people of Urine Good Company, or UGC, as it's known for short." (Hope) "Hello, everybody!"

"Hello, Hope!"

(Penny) "The amenity won't take much more of this uprising, Caldwell. Bobby's a sweet boy, but not sweet enough to sweeten that spillage, not by a long shot." (Bobby) "The amenity will take as much as it has to, Ms. Pennywise. The days of deprivation are over for these people." (Cladwell) "The days of deprivation have just begun if this madness continues a moment longer." (Bobby) "Sure, Mister Cladwell...A day - this day - when the people pee for free, because the people are free!"

"Hooray!" "Ooooo!" "Hooray!"

(Bobby)"Pa! Pa, what are ya doin'?! Have ya lost your mind?!" (Old Man Strong)"More than that, boy! A whole lot more than that!" (Soupy Sue) "Looky there!"

"It's Old Man Strong! He ain't waitin'!"

(Tiny Tom) "Wha-what's it like, do you think?" (Hot Blades Harry) "Urinetown? Don't even ask."

"No one knows for sure."

(Josephine) "A busy day so far. Busiest on record, if your books are right. How's the urinal holding out?" (Bobby) "A little spillage, nothing to be concerned about, The people are happy, that's the main thing." (Little Becky Two-Shoes) "Police!"

"Run!"

(Hope) "...Kill me and the rebellion dies with me. Let me lead you and the rebellion will triumph!" (Tiny Tom) "Lead us?!"

"She's mad!"

(Little Becky) "How about a real plan?" (Penny) "I've got a real plan."

"Whaa-?!"

(Penny) "Or you could take me instead." (Penny) "Because...Hope is my daughter." (Penny) "And I am her mother."

"What-?!" [Gasp?!] [GASP?!!]

(Bobby) "All right, I'll go." (Josephine) "Bobby, no! What if it's a trick?!" (Bobby) "That's just a chance I'll have to take."

[Gasp!]

(Hope) "I've joined the revolution, Daddy. And you? I believe it's time you joined the ex-pat community - - in Urinetown!"

[Gasp!]

(Lockstock) "Is this your doing, Strong?" (Old Man Strong) "It is." (Lockstock) "Seize him!"

[Gasp!]

(Penny) "But never in my wildest-" (Hope) "Enough!"

[Gasp?!]