HARD QUESTIONAIRE

What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

A phone

What can be broken but never held?

A promise

If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?

A secret

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add a 'G' and it's gone!

What starts with "e" and ends with "e" but only has one letter in it?

An envelope

You spot a boat full of people but there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?

Everyone on the boat is married

What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?

Fire

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?

Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.

If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?

Notime, the wall is already built

How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?

She sleeps at night

A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn't get hurt. How come?

She was on the bottom step

If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?

The four you took

What goes up but never ever comes down?

your age

What can one catch that is not thrown?

a cold

If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

The match

If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

They dont bury survivors

What is always coming but never arrives?

Tommorow