Friends w/ Guns: LEAH
JOSH: So build a table then. Not a weapon of mass destruction!
He actually built this table.
JOSH: These people?
He doesn't mean it like that.
DANNY: Bought the parts and custom built it.
He likes to build things.
JOSH: We should do something. Like all go to a park and picnic. Let the kids play in the trees all day somewhere in Topanga or something.
I am in love with that idea.
DANNY: I put a movie on for them. THey're fine.
Is a movie okay?
DANNY: That was a joke.
Jesus, seriously.
JOSH: You guys have plans for Labor day?
Labor day?
SHANNON: You have guns in your home and you didn't tell me?
Let's all just take a breath-
SHANNON: Really?
Of course, Mama.
SHANNON: I know.
Terrible joke.
DANNY: Funny joke.
The kids are too quiet.
JOSH: Yeah.
Uh... nothing planned yet.
DANNY: I don't like your tone.
We have a couple of rifles for hunting and skeet shooting, we have a few different pistols that we take to the indoor range for target practice and Danny has his collection of antique long guns...
SHANNON:I mean... I mean.... we just... we're not...
We're not crazy gun nuts or anything like that. We're responsible gun owners. I grew up with them. I'm all for appropriate gun control. I am. I'm for common sense gun laws. And also I support the second amendment.
SHANNON: Yes. That's my point.
What movie did you say the kids are watching Danny?
JOSH: No.
Would it help if we showed you the safe so that you could see for yourself?
JOSH: I mean... guns. No.
You're freaking out.
SHANNON: Thank you for a lovely evening.
We're still on for yoga tomorrow, right?
JOSH: Or trump voters.
**** no.
DANNY: Yep. There it is.
AR doesn't stand for assault rifle. That's a common misconception.
DANNY: Don't apologize.
I'm not.
JOSH: Nah, I'm good.
One for me too, please.
SHANNON: I'm just going to say it out loud because I couldn't be more please: This is going so well.
So well.
DANNY: My favorite is my Springfield Model 1855 musket
And...
DANNY: Of course I ****ing looked. I have to look. This is life. This is childbirth. I have to look. Am I right?
Are you guys cold? It's really cooled off.
JOSH: We're gonna take a pass.
Are you sure?
SHANNON: What does it stand for?
Armalite rifle. Armalite was the company that first made them.
SHANNON: You hunt?
Danny used to. In Montana.
DANNY: Okay cool. They're watching Texas CHainsaw Massacre. Seem to really love it.
Danny! He's kidding.
JOSH: Because they're awesome? I think it's time to go.
Danny, don't be a dick.
SHANNON: I'm okay.
Danny, will you...
DANNY: A gun is a tool. It's a machine. Machines aren't moral or immoral. They aren't capable of choice. They're metal and plastic. They aren't good or bad. They just are.
Danny.
DANNY: Except for the one I have holstered.
Danny.
DANNY: So you're a take em all away kinda guy?
Danny.
DANNY: the point you were trying to make was about-
Danny.
DANNY: This is so ****ing typical.
Danny. Shut up.
SHANNON: it's really so lovely out here. Like a little vacation. I showed this house a few times, you know.
Dd you?
SHANNON: I am so glad you movied into our neighborhood. I am so happy we met.
Me too.
JOSH: You have guns?! Our kids are alone in the next room and tou have guns in oyur house??
Not in the house. They're in the garage in a safe.
SHANNON: I'm sorry. it;s late. We should really get the kids to bed.
Please don't let this come between us. There's no reason-
DANNY: I was gonna get you one, baby. The best one for you. You're getting the cashmere blanket, my queen.
Thank you, baby.
DANNY: What a relief. So you guys spank your kids too?
That's not funny, Danny.
DANNY: Locked up. Kids don't even know we have gyns. We don't take them out around them.
They're in a safe within a safe in the garage.
SHANNON: Maybe.
They're not loaded. We store the ammunition separate from the guns.
JOSH: Special occasions.
This is definitely a special occasion, no?