FOOTBALL TERMS
Madden NFL 18
"G.O.A.T. Edition" with cheat codes available
Jon Gruden
"It's hard to to find a great pass rusher. It's hard to find a good one. It's hard to find any at all."
Salty
(Sodium Chloride) When your team wins in a cheap way and you keep talking about it
Discount Double Check
1) Aaron Rodger's celebration 2) an evil that defeats Rodger's division rivals
Hail Mary
1) Game winning play that makes you go "Ooh Lah Lah" 2) Rodgers' girlfriend
Redzone
1) Inside the 20 yard line 2) Lit TV program without commercial and shows almost all Sunday games
Commentary
1) That thing that Phil Simms is the GOAT at 2) What you hear when a random fan runs onto the field
Deflate
1) The feeling when the call doesn't go your way 2) The official verb of Tom Brady
Pick 6
1) The number 6 overall pick in the draft 2) to take an interception to the crib
Handoff
1) What you don't do on the one yard line to win the Super Bowl 2) What the Vikings only do
Hurdle
1) What you must abuse in Madden 2) What Zeke and Gurley do for fun
Boomin
1) When business is lit 2) When Antonio Brown celebrates
Punt
1) dumb in Madden 2) to kick to the other team 3) a skill only obtained by Brad Wing, Johnny Hekker, and Marquette King
Bandwagon
1) the vehicle a band plays songs on at halftime 2) a fan of a good team for no reason (Panthers, Seahawks)
Case and Nick
1. Former Rams backups 2. Both playing against each other in the NFC championship game 3. One of them is going to the Super Bowl
Nick Foles
1. Joined Eli as a GOAT eater 2. Can catch the ball unlike Tom
12th Man
1. Seahawks fans A.K.A bandwagons 2. The people officiating the patriots game
Pylon
1. The end zone markers 2. Get knocked down when players reach for it 3. Chad Johnson's golf club
Safety
1. The guy who plays deep defense and gets sick INTs and HIT STICKS 2. A dumb play worth 2 points
Scrubs
1. The towels that Cam Newton wears (not really) 2. Player who are traaaaaash
Burnt
1. What happens when you jump on a flaming table 2. When the WR get past you and scores
The Minneapolis Miracle
10 seconds left from their own 40, need a quick pass to the sideline for a 60 yard field goal, but they didn't go out, it was a touchdown by Diggs
Marcus Williams
2017 saints rookie who has to learn how to hit someone
Mayfield and Ward
2018 Browns first round picks (probably trash busts)
Ochocinco
85; number of Chad Johnson
The Lombardi
A Super Bowl trophy
Ring
A Super Bowl win
Tyree
A catch in which you use the gum on your helmet to make the catch
Odell
A catch made with less than two hands
Football Move
A catch. But what is a catch??????
Tebowing
A celebration done by bad players that includes a religious belief
Belichick
A creature in a hoodie in which has no emotions
Zeke
A creature that keeps eating until the touchdown. Then it has more
Pigskin
A football made of pigskin
Win
A game played against the Cleveland Browns
Dot or Dime
A perfect throw
Flea Flicker
A play in which the running back takes a handoff, throws the ball back to the quarterback, and then the quarterback makes a throw
Drop
A play in which the throw goes through your hands (Chicago Bears)
Catch
A play in which you receive a throw from the quarterback, you have possession of the ball, the ball doesn't hit the ground, and the refs like you
Talent
A player who has this is good and fantasy football AND real football
Mitchell Trubisky
A player who was traded up for no apparent reason
Redskins
A racist name for a trash football team
Shek Report
A show making fun of everyone in the NFL
Michael Crabtree
A sorry receiver
Season
A span of 25 weeks of greatness (besides from the Browns)
Smith
A very very very very... (to be continued) common last name
Carr and Cooper
AC/DC; can you believe this actually used to be a good combo?!
Dak Prescott
Always misses his wide receivers but never the trash can
Gronk
An unstoppable or unstable animal that does whatever he wants
Clown
Antonio Brown
Upside Down
Apparently how LeVeon Bell tweets
Punters
Are not people
Amazing Rookie Quarterback
As rare as progeria
Manziel 2.0
Baker Mayfield's sophomore year
The Three B's
Ben, Bell, Brown; they rip down defenses
Week 3 Upsets
Bills > Vikings, Lions > Patriots (Yes the same lions that got destroyed by Sam Darnold and the jets); the NFL is broken
Falcons
Blew a 28-3 lead
Ndamukong Suh
Breaks quarterback hearts by stepping on it
Collarbone
Broken in Romo and Rodgers
Megatron
Calvin Johnson
Gordon Taylor Landry
Cannot make the Browns better OKAY
Grandma
Celebratory call to this person when getting released from a team and losing millions
Chad Johnson
Changed his last name to a number!
Death
Davante Adams has expirienced this twice
A Piece of Paper
Decided an actual NFL football game
90 to 99
Defensive Linemen Numbers
Clay Matthews
Definitely does not know to legally sack a quarterback
Prime Time
Deion Sanders
Jesse James
Did not "survive the ground"
Juke
Do a little jibber jabber and a hocus pocus and boom, you're exposed
Ereck Flowers
Doesn't hold off the defensive linemen unless he is literally holding them
Winning Streak
Don't talk about this around Browns fans, they won't understand
Dez
Dropped it
Eli Manning
Eats goats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes snack time
Minshew Mania
Event where the jaguars stadium gave out mustaches to everyone
Obese
Extremely Wilfork, Poe, or Perry
True Fan
Fan of team in state or family reasons
FOX
For some dumb reason they hired jay cutler; for some dumb reason cutler quit
Baker
For some reason this guys won the browns their first game in almost 2 years
Lit
Free Agency and Trades 2017
Legendary
Fresh Rice from Montana; Fresh Moss from Brady
Fortnite
Game played by Juju Smith Schuster
The Rams Defense
Getting stacked during 2018 free agency
Choke
Give up a lead; start to suck (Tony Romo, Matt Ryan)
The Steelers
Got murdered by the Jacksonville Jaguars twice in one season
Philadelphia
Got trashed, burnt downed, horse pooped, car flipped
SBLI
Greatest game in NFL history
G.O.A.T.
Greatest. Of. All. Time.
Gardner Minshew
Handsome mustache man, savior of the Jaguars, handsome hair
Mason Crosby
He cannot hit a field goal; miss FIVE in one game; those kicks would have won the packers the game
Bear Hunter and Killer
He destroys them, he eats them, he feeds Albert Wilson, he kinda suck regularly, they call him Brock
Will Fuller
He gets 3 catches in a game and they all happen to be touchdowns
Marshawn Lynch
He has a private skittles dealer (real name)
Jeff Heath
He kicks better than Nick Folk even though he plays safety
Tom Brady
He make nobodies into sombodies (Hogan, Mitchell, Amendola)
Todd Gurley
He tears up defenses and fantasy teams during 2017
Thomas Davis
He won Walter Payton Man of the Year and then he murdered Davante Adams
Phillip Lindsay
He's better than Royce Freeman and he's not supposed to be; he's shouldn't be getting more carries either
Mahomes
He's playing mad good in his first games but he can't win ROY because he was drafted in 2017 and was backup so HA chiefs fans
99
Highest jersey number in all of football; JJ WATT
Sacksonville
Home of the 2017 Jaguars
Los Angelos
Home of the Rams and the Chargers
1-31
Hue Jackson
O-Line
I'm 97 percent sure the giants and Seahawks don't have these
Rodgers > Brady
If anyone thinks this please help them seek medical care
Derek Anderson
If he wasn't alive than the bills would have to start injured Josh Allen over Nathan Peterman
Incomplete
If the refs don't like you, then this will be the call
0
If you add up the Super Bowl appearances of the lions, browns, jaguars and Texans you get this number
Roughing the Passer
If you touch the QB you will get flagged with this
ryan fitz___PATRICK ___mahomes
Illuminati confirmed
2017 Season
In this season, EVERYONE got injured
Lamar Jackson
Is NOT leading the Ravens to the Super Bowl
James Conner
Is a better starting RB than Leveon Bell
Ingram > Kamara
Is it true? Maybe...
Sacking the QB
Is not allowed anymore
NBA
Is not better than the NFL
Seahawks Defense
Is not good anymore
Awesomeness
It only runs in the Manning family
Dress Up
It's Von Miller and Cam Newton's favorite game, not football
62 Yard FGs
It's a very long field goal; AND IT WAS SOMEHOW KICKED TO WIN THE GAME FOR THE PANTHERS WHYYYYYY
Respect for Your Country
It's more of a soccer thing
Offseason
It's not even close to as good as the regular season and playoffs
Sanchez and Glennon
Jay Cutler x 2
Bills Mafia
Jumps on flaming tables to break all the bones in their bodies. AND THEY ARE BILLS FANS!!!
Watts
Justin-James, Trent-Jones, and Derek
19-0
Like the browns winning (it never happens)
50 to 70
Linebacker Numbers
Tanking
Losing all of your games "on purpose"
Adam Vinatieri
Makes clutch field goals and extra points in snow but he is a kicker which means he sucks
Beastmode
Marshawn Lynch
Julio Jones
Matt Ryan probably doesn't like him because he has ZERO touchdowns so far
Nick Folk
Misses all of his field goals, extra points, and the kicking net
Saquon Barkley
Most jerseys sold on draft night
Scott Hansen
My favorite voice on Sunday's from 1 to 8
Types of Football
NFL, College, High School, Flag, Two Hand Touch, Cheat/Patriot Football
Nathan Peterman + INT
Name a better duo than this
Zane Gonzalez
Needs to be fired
Juju's Teammates
Ninja, Drake, and Travis Scott
Kickoff Return
No, you haven't seen this often
Helmet to Helmet
Not nearly as fun as Apples to Apples, it hurts a lot
OT
Now why do team even get there?
SEVEN HOURS
OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL
Nonexistent
Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Baltimore Colts, Houston Oilers, St. Louis Rams
Danny Dimes
Occasional INTs and fumbles but mainly shreds defenses, even with a horrible offensive line
40 to 79
Offensive linemen numbers
Shaquem Griffin
One hand
Lorenzo Alexander
Pissed about his teammate retiring; hmmmmm I wonder why?
Choreographed Celebrations
Players wasted sooooooooooo much time working on these but they look nice on tv
Beating Women
Prohibited by all the teams but the cowboys
Marcus Mariota
Pulled a Brad Johnson in the playoffs; except he didn't win the Super Bowl
0 to 19
Quarterback Numbers
Touchdown
Rodgers + Mary; worth 6 points
Rodgers vs Bears
Rodgers always wins; Rodgers can even tear his ACL and come back IN THE SAME GAME and win
Ice in the Redzone
Rodgers is better at the Hail Mary than Matt Ryan and Julio in the redzone
Stefon Diggs
Ruined the hearts of all saints fans
Big Hits
Ruins your body parts or even your brain
Lamar Jackson
Running back considered a quarterback by dumb Ravens fans
20 to 29
Running back numbers
Teim
See? Team could be spelled with I (Patriots, Packers)
End Zone
Shhhhh don't tell him and Julio are player hide and seek
Josh Allen
Should get flagged for HURDLING DEFENDERS AS A QUARTERBACK
Sam Darnold
Should have been picked over Baker Mayfield
Savage
Showing off your greatness in a funny or taunting way
Ickey Shuffle
Some weird dance that became popular for some dumb reason
Bust
Someone who is drafted high but actually sucks at playing football (Browns, Rams)
HOFer
Someone who is sooooooo good that they get their head place in a hall for people with fame
Person
Someone who plays football but is not a punter
L
Something the team with fewer points than their opponent takes
"B" Button
Spam that and you can turn any defense into the cowboys defense
Jerry Jones
Stubborn owner of the cowboys who is clearly fine with playing mediocre for the next 30 years
Comeback
Taking lead after down by points
Jalen Ramsey
Talks a lot of trash and then gets dumped on by some guy named Cole Beasley
Happy
That feeling when your team wins
Contract
That thingy majigy that Brock Osweiler abuses
Pewee Football
The Bills used to actually play like an NFL team but now they play like this
0-0-1
The Browns were undefeated for one week!
Trash
The Cleveland Browns
Drew Brees
The NFL all time leading passer
Underdogs
The Philadelphia Eagles
20 to 49
The Secondary Numbers
Color Rush
The TNF games where each team wears the ugliest jerseys they have
Hops
The ability to jump veeeeeery high
Speed
The ability to run very very fast
120
The actual length of a football field in yards
Madden Mobile
The addicting game that gets worse each year on phones
MVP
The award that alerts you that you won't win the Super Bowl (Newton, Ryan, Brady)
Odell and Saquon
The best duo out there; YES a wide receiver and running back can score on the same play
0-16
The browns dream
Row Row Row Your Boat
The celebration by Steve Smith that trolled the Vikings big time
Extra Point
The dumbest thing in all of football; worth one point after touchdown
Retirement
The end of a players career
National Anthem
The event where the players kneel and stay in the locker room
Rage
The feeling that soars through your body when your team loses in a horrible way
Sad
The feeling when you are playing Tom Brady (Unless you are a Manning)
2014 WR class
The greatest group of rookie wide receivers of all time (Beckham, Cooks, Landry, Benjamin, Evans, etc.)
Browns QB
The guy who plays football just to make other people happy. She gives picks and fumbles and mostly wins to other players and coaches
No Fun League
The league where refs hate celebrations, players are disfavored, and where jumping over the center is a felony
Kevin Dyson
The man who is still one yard short of a Super Bowl win
Tank
The objective is to lose and do things such as drop passes and pretend to be the dolphins
Towel
The official hat of Cam Newton
Bench
The official household of Tony Romo
Dab
The old celebration Cam did when he was good
Omaha
The only good word to change a play
Stats
The only thing that proves a player is good
0%
The percentage of the browns being a decent team
Kicking Net
The perfect girlfriend or bride
Tony "Collarbone" Romo
The player who went from choking to commentating
Butt
The reason Sanchez fumbled it
Carts
The sign that the player is injured and someone's fantasy season is over
Comissioner
The source of all evil in the NFL ("You're fined!")
Mayfield > Saquon
The speech of salty browns fans who are depressed after the 2018 draft
Deflatriots
The team that deflated balls (Sometimes mentioned as Patriots）
America's Team
The team that loses in the first round of the playoffs (when they make it which is rare) and hasn't been to a Super Bowl for over 20 years
Two Hand Touch
The type of football Janoris Jenkins plays
Bye Week
The week in which you cry because you're fantasy player is not playing
Gate
The word put after other words to make up a scandal name
Refs
The zebras who pick the winner by making bad calls
Fantasy Football Injuries
These ain't fantasy. They ruin your entire season
Matching Uniforms
These are not for the rams
Pens
These aren't in the pockets are NFL players besides Terrell Owens
Logos
These belong to NFL teams and they can be made of soooooo much (Browns Helmet)
One Play
These can make you famous for a loooooong time
Favorite Team
These probably suck unless you're a bandwagon fan
Jaguars
They actually made the 2017-18 NFL playoffs!
Giants Fans
They are most probably depressed after the game vs the panthers
The Raiders
They aren't going to Super Bowl LII, how dumb are you?
Two Point Conversion
They can be scored on offense, defense and special teams for only 2 points
Most Football Players
They just want the big bucks
Miracle
They only happen in Music City
The Indianapolis Colts
They went for it on 4th down in OT to make the one of the worst calls ever; they lost to the TEXANS
Snow
This form of precipitation makes football games go from 1 to 10 real quick
400 Yards
This happened three games in a row ONCE in NFL history and somehow the feat was completed by Ryan Fitzpatrick
Steelers tied the Browns
This really counts as a lost for the Steelers and all of their fans
Taco
This shouldn't be the name of an NFL player
Loud Mouth
This term can be used to describe Jalen Ramsey
Holding Out
This will TOTALLY earn money when you ditch practice and even game; *cough cough lev bell*
The Great Depression
Those 6 months a year where there is no football
Records
Those things that Peyton broke
80 to 89
Tight End Numbers
Burfict
To blow a playoff in the last minutes with unnecessary roughness
Intercept
To catch the ball from the opposing, generous quarterback
Cheat
To deflate footballs; to spy on other team (Patriots)
Welker
To drop a pass to lose the Super Bowl
Desean
To drop the ball on the one yard line for a fumble. You then get laughed at for the rest of your life
Selfish
To give shovel passes instead of giving it to these running back and throw hail maries while winning; JUST LIKE PATTY MAHOMES
Lurk
To hide in transparent gases and intercept the QB which will hurt his feelings
Officiate
To make calls to make Josh Norman happy
Manziel
To make one decent play in ur career, make people think ur good, and finally go drunk
Kaepernicking
To show off muscle you don't have and then kiss them
Blabber
To talk random stuff that is terrible and annoying about your team
Shaquill Griffin
Twin brother to one handed player
Tyreek
Two syllables: CHEE - TAH
Jimmy Garoppolo
Undefeated in the 2016 and 2017 season
Rookie Runningbacks
Veeeeeerrrrrrrrry good (Zeke, Hunt, Fournette)
Keelan Cole
WHY IS THIS MAN THINK HE IS GOOD HE WAS FOURTH STRING AND NOW IS MAKING ONE HANDERS
Sweetness
Walter Payton
Bortles
Well he Bortled the game against the chiefs with 4 INTs and a fumble
Vikings QBs
Went from Keenum > Bradford > Bridgewater to Cousins > Siemian
The Eagles
Weren't supposed to actually win the Super Bowl
$$$
What Brock is hunting (72 mil to be exact)
Spin Cycle
What Hopkins put the Cowboys defense into
Jacked
What James Harrison is
Great, Long Career
What Johnny Menziel didn't have
A Girlfriend
What Manti Te'o is lacking
Popcorn
What Terrell Owens stole from the helpless fan
Scramble
What Vick does cause he can't throw for life
Pumped Up
What a football is unless it is owned the New England Patriots
Skittles
What beast mode feeds off
Fined
What beast mode is here for so he won't get ______
Free Agent
What dez has been for quite a while cause he TRASH
Rough
What football should be, but the refs say otherwise
Flag Football
What football will eventually turn into
Sack
What happens if you have an offensive line like the Giants
Leap
What happens when there is a touchdown at Lambeau
Draft
What the Cleveland Browns fail at
Turnovers
What the Jaguars feed Ben Roethlisberger
Replay
What the refs must do if they think Dez caught it
Flag
What you are given for celebrating
Manning
What you call someone who beats Brady a lot
Bo
What you call someone who is a multi sport all pro
Suspension
What you get from Goodell for being a Josh Gordon
Nostalgia
What you get the day after the Super Bowl because football is gone
"Owwww! My Ankle!"
What you probably say if you are a Giants wide receiver
You Mad Bro
What you say to the guy who will beat you later on in time
L
What's the letter of the day, most of the time, for the dolphins and bengals
Away Games
When Big Ben has one of these he's sooooo trash
Halftime
When Vontae Davis retired
Shootout
When both team score many points and you're fantasy player is doing amazing
Madden Curse
When the cover athlete of madden does bad and yes we hope it happens to Brady
Pass Interference
When the secondary man plays defense but the ref feels bad for the receiver
Blowout
When the winning team screws up their opponent
Tie
When two opponents equally SUCK
Injury Prone
When you are surely getting injured (Romo, Bell)
Fumble
When you lose the ball, and you then throw your controller cause you are pissed cause their not OP in Madden
Fitzmagic
When you replace Jameis and you play like the league MVP
Toe Drag Swag
When you're so swaggerific that you catch the ball in bounds by dragging your feet
Torn ACL
When your season ends early
Vegas
Where people who gamble and get drunk are, the home of a football team (uh-oh)
Wembley
Where the British games are played
Dome
Where the scardy cat teams play because they can't handle weather of any sort
Flossing Your Teeth
Why did this happen at a preseason game???
10 to 19 and 80 to 89
Wide receiver numbers
The Fridge
William Perry
Clinch
YOU ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS
1st Round Pick
Yes, Amari Cooper was one of these; No (this is for y'all cowboys fans), he is not worth one of these
Kevin Byard
Yes, a safety threw a 66 yard touchdown pass
Screwed
You realized you are _______ when you are on the Browns
Debate
You talk and talk then start to argue and then it gets physical
Nosebleed Seats
You'd probably wanna watch on TV instead of sitting here