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Madden NFL 18

"G.O.A.T. Edition" with cheat codes available

Jon Gruden

"It's hard to to find a great pass rusher. It's hard to find a good one. It's hard to find any at all."

Salty

(Sodium Chloride) When your team wins in a cheap way and you keep talking about it

Discount Double Check

1) Aaron Rodger's celebration 2) an evil that defeats Rodger's division rivals

Hail Mary

1) Game winning play that makes you go "Ooh Lah Lah" 2) Rodgers' girlfriend

Redzone

1) Inside the 20 yard line 2) Lit TV program without commercial and shows almost all Sunday games

Commentary

1) That thing that Phil Simms is the GOAT at 2) What you hear when a random fan runs onto the field

Deflate

1) The feeling when the call doesn't go your way 2) The official verb of Tom Brady

Pick 6

1) The number 6 overall pick in the draft 2) to take an interception to the crib

Handoff

1) What you don't do on the one yard line to win the Super Bowl 2) What the Vikings only do

Hurdle

1) What you must abuse in Madden 2) What Zeke and Gurley do for fun

Boomin

1) When business is lit 2) When Antonio Brown celebrates

Punt

1) dumb in Madden 2) to kick to the other team 3) a skill only obtained by Brad Wing, Johnny Hekker, and Marquette King

Bandwagon

1) the vehicle a band plays songs on at halftime 2) a fan of a good team for no reason (Panthers, Seahawks)

Case and Nick

1. Former Rams backups 2. Both playing against each other in the NFC championship game 3. One of them is going to the Super Bowl

Nick Foles

1. Joined Eli as a GOAT eater 2. Can catch the ball unlike Tom

12th Man

1. Seahawks fans A.K.A bandwagons 2. The people officiating the patriots game

Pylon

1. The end zone markers 2. Get knocked down when players reach for it 3. Chad Johnson's golf club

Safety

1. The guy who plays deep defense and gets sick INTs and HIT STICKS 2. A dumb play worth 2 points

Scrubs

1. The towels that Cam Newton wears (not really) 2. Player who are traaaaaash

Burnt

1. What happens when you jump on a flaming table 2. When the WR get past you and scores

The Minneapolis Miracle

10 seconds left from their own 40, need a quick pass to the sideline for a 60 yard field goal, but they didn't go out, it was a touchdown by Diggs

Marcus Williams

2017 saints rookie who has to learn how to hit someone

Mayfield and Ward

2018 Browns first round picks (probably trash busts)

Ochocinco

85; number of Chad Johnson

The Lombardi

A Super Bowl trophy

Ring

A Super Bowl win

Tyree

A catch in which you use the gum on your helmet to make the catch

Odell

A catch made with less than two hands

Football Move

A catch. But what is a catch??????

Tebowing

A celebration done by bad players that includes a religious belief

Belichick

A creature in a hoodie in which has no emotions

Zeke

A creature that keeps eating until the touchdown. Then it has more

Pigskin

A football made of pigskin

Win

A game played against the Cleveland Browns

Dot or Dime

A perfect throw

Flea Flicker

A play in which the running back takes a handoff, throws the ball back to the quarterback, and then the quarterback makes a throw

Drop

A play in which the throw goes through your hands (Chicago Bears)

Catch

A play in which you receive a throw from the quarterback, you have possession of the ball, the ball doesn't hit the ground, and the refs like you

Talent

A player who has this is good and fantasy football AND real football

Mitchell Trubisky

A player who was traded up for no apparent reason

Redskins

A racist name for a trash football team

Shek Report

A show making fun of everyone in the NFL

Michael Crabtree

A sorry receiver

Season

A span of 25 weeks of greatness (besides from the Browns)

Smith

A very very very very... (to be continued) common last name

Carr and Cooper

AC/DC; can you believe this actually used to be a good combo?!

Dak Prescott

Always misses his wide receivers but never the trash can

Gronk

An unstoppable or unstable animal that does whatever he wants

Clown

Antonio Brown

Upside Down

Apparently how LeVeon Bell tweets

Punters

Are not people

Amazing Rookie Quarterback

As rare as progeria

Manziel 2.0

Baker Mayfield's sophomore year

The Three B's

Ben, Bell, Brown; they rip down defenses

Week 3 Upsets

Bills > Vikings, Lions > Patriots (Yes the same lions that got destroyed by Sam Darnold and the jets); the NFL is broken

Falcons

Blew a 28-3 lead

Ndamukong Suh

Breaks quarterback hearts by stepping on it

Collarbone

Broken in Romo and Rodgers

Megatron

Calvin Johnson

Gordon Taylor Landry

Cannot make the Browns better OKAY

Grandma

Celebratory call to this person when getting released from a team and losing millions

Chad Johnson

Changed his last name to a number!

Death

Davante Adams has expirienced this twice

A Piece of Paper

Decided an actual NFL football game

90 to 99

Defensive Linemen Numbers

Clay Matthews

Definitely does not know to legally sack a quarterback

Prime Time

Deion Sanders

Jesse James

Did not "survive the ground"

Juke

Do a little jibber jabber and a hocus pocus and boom, you're exposed

Ereck Flowers

Doesn't hold off the defensive linemen unless he is literally holding them

Winning Streak

Don't talk about this around Browns fans, they won't understand

Dez

Dropped it

Eli Manning

Eats goats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes snack time

Minshew Mania

Event where the jaguars stadium gave out mustaches to everyone

Obese

Extremely Wilfork, Poe, or Perry

True Fan

Fan of team in state or family reasons

FOX

For some dumb reason they hired jay cutler; for some dumb reason cutler quit

Baker

For some reason this guys won the browns their first game in almost 2 years

Lit

Free Agency and Trades 2017

Legendary

Fresh Rice from Montana; Fresh Moss from Brady

Fortnite

Game played by Juju Smith Schuster

The Rams Defense

Getting stacked during 2018 free agency

Choke

Give up a lead; start to suck (Tony Romo, Matt Ryan)

The Steelers

Got murdered by the Jacksonville Jaguars twice in one season

Philadelphia

Got trashed, burnt downed, horse pooped, car flipped

SBLI

Greatest game in NFL history

G.O.A.T.

Greatest. Of. All. Time.

Gardner Minshew

Handsome mustache man, savior of the Jaguars, handsome hair

Mason Crosby

He cannot hit a field goal; miss FIVE in one game; those kicks would have won the packers the game

Bear Hunter and Killer

He destroys them, he eats them, he feeds Albert Wilson, he kinda suck regularly, they call him Brock

Will Fuller

He gets 3 catches in a game and they all happen to be touchdowns

Marshawn Lynch

He has a private skittles dealer (real name)

Jeff Heath

He kicks better than Nick Folk even though he plays safety

Tom Brady

He make nobodies into sombodies (Hogan, Mitchell, Amendola)

Todd Gurley

He tears up defenses and fantasy teams during 2017

Thomas Davis

He won Walter Payton Man of the Year and then he murdered Davante Adams

Phillip Lindsay

He's better than Royce Freeman and he's not supposed to be; he's shouldn't be getting more carries either

Mahomes

He's playing mad good in his first games but he can't win ROY because he was drafted in 2017 and was backup so HA chiefs fans

99

Highest jersey number in all of football; JJ WATT

Sacksonville

Home of the 2017 Jaguars

Los Angelos

Home of the Rams and the Chargers

1-31

Hue Jackson

O-Line

I'm 97 percent sure the giants and Seahawks don't have these

Rodgers > Brady

If anyone thinks this please help them seek medical care

Derek Anderson

If he wasn't alive than the bills would have to start injured Josh Allen over Nathan Peterman

Incomplete

If the refs don't like you, then this will be the call

0

If you add up the Super Bowl appearances of the lions, browns, jaguars and Texans you get this number

Roughing the Passer

If you touch the QB you will get flagged with this

ryan fitz___PATRICK ___mahomes

Illuminati confirmed

2017 Season

In this season, EVERYONE got injured

Lamar Jackson

Is NOT leading the Ravens to the Super Bowl

James Conner

Is a better starting RB than Leveon Bell

Ingram > Kamara

Is it true? Maybe...

Sacking the QB

Is not allowed anymore

NBA

Is not better than the NFL

Seahawks Defense

Is not good anymore

Awesomeness

It only runs in the Manning family

Dress Up

It's Von Miller and Cam Newton's favorite game, not football

62 Yard FGs

It's a very long field goal; AND IT WAS SOMEHOW KICKED TO WIN THE GAME FOR THE PANTHERS WHYYYYYY

Respect for Your Country

It's more of a soccer thing

Offseason

It's not even close to as good as the regular season and playoffs

Sanchez and Glennon

Jay Cutler x 2

Bills Mafia

Jumps on flaming tables to break all the bones in their bodies. AND THEY ARE BILLS FANS!!!

Watts

Justin-James, Trent-Jones, and Derek

19-0

Like the browns winning (it never happens)

50 to 70

Linebacker Numbers

Tanking

Losing all of your games "on purpose"

Adam Vinatieri

Makes clutch field goals and extra points in snow but he is a kicker which means he sucks

Beastmode

Marshawn Lynch

Julio Jones

Matt Ryan probably doesn't like him because he has ZERO touchdowns so far

Nick Folk

Misses all of his field goals, extra points, and the kicking net

Saquon Barkley

Most jerseys sold on draft night

Scott Hansen

My favorite voice on Sunday's from 1 to 8

Types of Football

NFL, College, High School, Flag, Two Hand Touch, Cheat/Patriot Football

Nathan Peterman + INT

Name a better duo than this

Zane Gonzalez

Needs to be fired

Juju's Teammates

Ninja, Drake, and Travis Scott

Kickoff Return

No, you haven't seen this often

Helmet to Helmet

Not nearly as fun as Apples to Apples, it hurts a lot

OT

Now why do team even get there?

SEVEN HOURS

OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL

Nonexistent

Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers, Baltimore Colts, Houston Oilers, St. Louis Rams

Danny Dimes

Occasional INTs and fumbles but mainly shreds defenses, even with a horrible offensive line

40 to 79

Offensive linemen numbers

Shaquem Griffin

One hand

Lorenzo Alexander

Pissed about his teammate retiring; hmmmmm I wonder why?

Choreographed Celebrations

Players wasted sooooooooooo much time working on these but they look nice on tv

Beating Women

Prohibited by all the teams but the cowboys

Marcus Mariota

Pulled a Brad Johnson in the playoffs; except he didn't win the Super Bowl

0 to 19

Quarterback Numbers

Touchdown

Rodgers + Mary; worth 6 points

Rodgers vs Bears

Rodgers always wins; Rodgers can even tear his ACL and come back IN THE SAME GAME and win

Ice in the Redzone

Rodgers is better at the Hail Mary than Matt Ryan and Julio in the redzone

Stefon Diggs

Ruined the hearts of all saints fans

Big Hits

Ruins your body parts or even your brain

Lamar Jackson

Running back considered a quarterback by dumb Ravens fans

20 to 29

Running back numbers

Teim

See? Team could be spelled with I (Patriots, Packers)

End Zone

Shhhhh don't tell him and Julio are player hide and seek

Josh Allen

Should get flagged for HURDLING DEFENDERS AS A QUARTERBACK

Sam Darnold

Should have been picked over Baker Mayfield

Savage

Showing off your greatness in a funny or taunting way

Ickey Shuffle

Some weird dance that became popular for some dumb reason

Bust

Someone who is drafted high but actually sucks at playing football (Browns, Rams)

HOFer

Someone who is sooooooo good that they get their head place in a hall for people with fame

Person

Someone who plays football but is not a punter

L

Something the team with fewer points than their opponent takes

"B" Button

Spam that and you can turn any defense into the cowboys defense

Jerry Jones

Stubborn owner of the cowboys who is clearly fine with playing mediocre for the next 30 years

Comeback

Taking lead after down by points

Jalen Ramsey

Talks a lot of trash and then gets dumped on by some guy named Cole Beasley

Happy

That feeling when your team wins

Contract

That thingy majigy that Brock Osweiler abuses

Pewee Football

The Bills used to actually play like an NFL team but now they play like this

0-0-1

The Browns were undefeated for one week!

Trash

The Cleveland Browns

Drew Brees

The NFL all time leading passer

Underdogs

The Philadelphia Eagles

20 to 49

The Secondary Numbers

Color Rush

The TNF games where each team wears the ugliest jerseys they have

Hops

The ability to jump veeeeeery high

Speed

The ability to run very very fast

120

The actual length of a football field in yards

Madden Mobile

The addicting game that gets worse each year on phones

MVP

The award that alerts you that you won't win the Super Bowl (Newton, Ryan, Brady)

Odell and Saquon

The best duo out there; YES a wide receiver and running back can score on the same play

0-16

The browns dream

Row Row Row Your Boat

The celebration by Steve Smith that trolled the Vikings big time

Extra Point

The dumbest thing in all of football; worth one point after touchdown

Retirement

The end of a players career

National Anthem

The event where the players kneel and stay in the locker room

Rage

The feeling that soars through your body when your team loses in a horrible way

Sad

The feeling when you are playing Tom Brady (Unless you are a Manning)

2014 WR class

The greatest group of rookie wide receivers of all time (Beckham, Cooks, Landry, Benjamin, Evans, etc.)

Browns QB

The guy who plays football just to make other people happy. She gives picks and fumbles and mostly wins to other players and coaches

No Fun League

The league where refs hate celebrations, players are disfavored, and where jumping over the center is a felony

Kevin Dyson

The man who is still one yard short of a Super Bowl win

Tank

The objective is to lose and do things such as drop passes and pretend to be the dolphins

Towel

The official hat of Cam Newton

Bench

The official household of Tony Romo

Dab

The old celebration Cam did when he was good

Omaha

The only good word to change a play

Stats

The only thing that proves a player is good

0%

The percentage of the browns being a decent team

Kicking Net

The perfect girlfriend or bride

Tony "Collarbone" Romo

The player who went from choking to commentating

Butt

The reason Sanchez fumbled it

Carts

The sign that the player is injured and someone's fantasy season is over

Comissioner

The source of all evil in the NFL ("You're fined!")

Mayfield > Saquon

The speech of salty browns fans who are depressed after the 2018 draft

Deflatriots

The team that deflated balls (Sometimes mentioned as Patriots)

America's Team

The team that loses in the first round of the playoffs (when they make it which is rare) and hasn't been to a Super Bowl for over 20 years

Two Hand Touch

The type of football Janoris Jenkins plays

Bye Week

The week in which you cry because you're fantasy player is not playing

Gate

The word put after other words to make up a scandal name

Refs

The zebras who pick the winner by making bad calls

Fantasy Football Injuries

These ain't fantasy. They ruin your entire season

Matching Uniforms

These are not for the rams

Pens

These aren't in the pockets are NFL players besides Terrell Owens

Logos

These belong to NFL teams and they can be made of soooooo much (Browns Helmet)

One Play

These can make you famous for a loooooong time

Favorite Team

These probably suck unless you're a bandwagon fan

Jaguars

They actually made the 2017-18 NFL playoffs!

Giants Fans

They are most probably depressed after the game vs the panthers

The Raiders

They aren't going to Super Bowl LII, how dumb are you?

Two Point Conversion

They can be scored on offense, defense and special teams for only 2 points

Most Football Players

They just want the big bucks

Miracle

They only happen in Music City

The Indianapolis Colts

They went for it on 4th down in OT to make the one of the worst calls ever; they lost to the TEXANS

Snow

This form of precipitation makes football games go from 1 to 10 real quick

400 Yards

This happened three games in a row ONCE in NFL history and somehow the feat was completed by Ryan Fitzpatrick

Steelers tied the Browns

This really counts as a lost for the Steelers and all of their fans

Taco

This shouldn't be the name of an NFL player

Loud Mouth

This term can be used to describe Jalen Ramsey

Holding Out

This will TOTALLY earn money when you ditch practice and even game; *cough cough lev bell*

The Great Depression

Those 6 months a year where there is no football

Records

Those things that Peyton broke

80 to 89

Tight End Numbers

Burfict

To blow a playoff in the last minutes with unnecessary roughness

Intercept

To catch the ball from the opposing, generous quarterback

Cheat

To deflate footballs; to spy on other team (Patriots)

Welker

To drop a pass to lose the Super Bowl

Desean

To drop the ball on the one yard line for a fumble. You then get laughed at for the rest of your life

Selfish

To give shovel passes instead of giving it to these running back and throw hail maries while winning; JUST LIKE PATTY MAHOMES

Lurk

To hide in transparent gases and intercept the QB which will hurt his feelings

Officiate

To make calls to make Josh Norman happy

Manziel

To make one decent play in ur career, make people think ur good, and finally go drunk

Kaepernicking

To show off muscle you don't have and then kiss them

Blabber

To talk random stuff that is terrible and annoying about your team

Shaquill Griffin

Twin brother to one handed player

Tyreek

Two syllables: CHEE - TAH

Jimmy Garoppolo

Undefeated in the 2016 and 2017 season

Rookie Runningbacks

Veeeeeerrrrrrrrry good (Zeke, Hunt, Fournette)

Keelan Cole

WHY IS THIS MAN THINK HE IS GOOD HE WAS FOURTH STRING AND NOW IS MAKING ONE HANDERS

Sweetness

Walter Payton

Bortles

Well he Bortled the game against the chiefs with 4 INTs and a fumble

Vikings QBs

Went from Keenum > Bradford > Bridgewater to Cousins > Siemian

The Eagles

Weren't supposed to actually win the Super Bowl

$$$

What Brock is hunting (72 mil to be exact)

Spin Cycle

What Hopkins put the Cowboys defense into

Jacked

What James Harrison is

Great, Long Career

What Johnny Menziel didn't have

A Girlfriend

What Manti Te'o is lacking

Popcorn

What Terrell Owens stole from the helpless fan

Scramble

What Vick does cause he can't throw for life

Pumped Up

What a football is unless it is owned the New England Patriots

Skittles

What beast mode feeds off

Fined

What beast mode is here for so he won't get ______

Free Agent

What dez has been for quite a while cause he TRASH

Rough

What football should be, but the refs say otherwise

Flag Football

What football will eventually turn into

Sack

What happens if you have an offensive line like the Giants

Leap

What happens when there is a touchdown at Lambeau

Draft

What the Cleveland Browns fail at

Turnovers

What the Jaguars feed Ben Roethlisberger

Replay

What the refs must do if they think Dez caught it

Flag

What you are given for celebrating

Manning

What you call someone who beats Brady a lot

Bo

What you call someone who is a multi sport all pro

Suspension

What you get from Goodell for being a Josh Gordon

Nostalgia

What you get the day after the Super Bowl because football is gone

"Owwww! My Ankle!"

What you probably say if you are a Giants wide receiver

You Mad Bro

What you say to the guy who will beat you later on in time

L

What's the letter of the day, most of the time, for the dolphins and bengals

Away Games

When Big Ben has one of these he's sooooo trash

Halftime

When Vontae Davis retired

Shootout

When both team score many points and you're fantasy player is doing amazing

Madden Curse

When the cover athlete of madden does bad and yes we hope it happens to Brady

Pass Interference

When the secondary man plays defense but the ref feels bad for the receiver

Blowout

When the winning team screws up their opponent

Tie

When two opponents equally SUCK

Injury Prone

When you are surely getting injured (Romo, Bell)

Fumble

When you lose the ball, and you then throw your controller cause you are pissed cause their not OP in Madden

Fitzmagic

When you replace Jameis and you play like the league MVP

Toe Drag Swag

When you're so swaggerific that you catch the ball in bounds by dragging your feet

Torn ACL

When your season ends early

Vegas

Where people who gamble and get drunk are, the home of a football team (uh-oh)

Wembley

Where the British games are played

Dome

Where the scardy cat teams play because they can't handle weather of any sort

Flossing Your Teeth

Why did this happen at a preseason game???

10 to 19 and 80 to 89

Wide receiver numbers

The Fridge

William Perry

Clinch

YOU ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS

1st Round Pick

Yes, Amari Cooper was one of these; No (this is for y'all cowboys fans), he is not worth one of these

Kevin Byard

Yes, a safety threw a 66 yard touchdown pass

Screwed

You realized you are _______ when you are on the Browns

Debate

You talk and talk then start to argue and then it gets physical

Nosebleed Seats

You'd probably wanna watch on TV instead of sitting here


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