Lunch and Dinner

Why do you keep saying that?

(Defensive blurt) and it looked really good and I hadn't had any for a long time, and so I had some!!!

Just what w//ho had?

...and it was really good!

What!?

And besides, like I said, it was nothing!

Oh, god

And you made a face

Kelly!

Argh! LUNCH!, I mean lunch! Lunch! ——>

Went excellent

Awesome

I didn't have a Cobb salad

Didn't sound like you

It was oka//y

Great!

Hey. How was your day?

Great! Crazy, but it's Friday!

Heyy

Hey! I'm in here. Hey

Good, what'd you have?

Hm?

Glad to hear it

How was your presentation?

Yay Friday!

How was yours?

You just did it again!

Huh

A meatball sub

Huh?

Hey! Honey???

Huh?

How was your luncheon?

Huh?

You... don't know? What do you mean you don't know?

I just, it slipped I guess

WHAT

I was just — ... I was hungry!

Answer me!

I'm not having an affair!! What are you doing?

You're having an affair, aren't you?!

I'm not!!

Yeah

I've kinda lost my appetite

What do you mean it was really good?!?

It was just different than the way you make it.

What was//nothing?

It was just what they had- for lunch at the luncheon-

Kelly!

It was nothing!, it was nothing!, it was nothing!, it was just—

What do you mean you don't know?

Just that! And besides, it doesn't matter.

Make what?

Love —->

Oh honey I don't even know. I'm really sorry

Me, too. I knew, you know. I knew

I know!

No I mean you've got it wrong.

Honey, can we go back for a second? Did you just say you had s e x for lunch? Is that what you said?

No!

Kelly: Honey: I can't remember the last time you tried to seduce me! Oh my god!, are you having an affair?

No!

No— you did!

No! I said I had salmon!

I'm- I'm...hungry I want something for dinner. And I'm thinking of going out for it. For my dinner.

No! Mark! Wait- please don't do that! Please don't go! Please!

Are you having an affair?!?

No!!

Um... I think you did

No, // I said

No...

No, I didn't think so! So what'd you have?//for lunch

No, you shrink and you make a face when I try to get near you!

No, you do that!, You do that!, Every time I try to seduce you!

Yeah, I do it's //dinner time

No, you dont

No, I think you did

No,// I said

Well... I guess I'm... want me to get started on dinner?

No—

You don't even know?!?!

No—

You don't know!?!

No—

Unless you wanna order in.

No— I don't want to order in and I don't want pork chops.

I had sex

Oh

You shrank

Oh

You had a luncheon today//didn't you?

Oh yeah, // yeah

Away from me. And you made a face

Oh, good. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Honey. Honey!

Well, then... have a SANDWICH! (Beat and calm down) Kelly, WHO? Who did you have sex for lunch with?

Oh, honey, I didn't even know...

For lunch, at the luncheon?

Oh, sex

How was your deposition

Oh, super!

'Cause I can make it better than whoever made it for you at lunch. At the luncheon. I know I can.

Okay

And I swear to you: it was nothing . It was just what they had and I was really hungry

Okay. Um... do I... who with?

Well, it's dinner time, and I gotta eat, cause let me tell ya: I'm very hungry

Okay: I understand that. But- I'm hungry, too. So... why don't you right now let me apologize and maybe make a little something for you for dinner so that you don't have to go out for it

I don't know Kelly

Please, Mark. I made a mistake. It was a mistake. Let me try to make this up to you

How was it?

Really good

What!?!

Sex, had sec for lunch, it was really good. I mean salmon! I had salmon! They had chicken, beef, salmon, and a vegetarian option, and I had the salmon! It was really terrific salmon, had a little mango sauce!

What?

Sex.

All right. And maybe I could... make a little something for you too...

That'd be nice

Kelly, you haven't had any for a long time because you don't let me near you anymore.

That's not right.

I had a meatball sub

Was it good?

Cause dinner is a way better meal than lunch

Way better

Me, too. Of course, you know... if we don't eat...we'll starve

We will.

No, you did — twice — three times — no FOUR!Four times!! After I asked you how your day was and how your deposition was. I asked what you had for lunch at your luncheon and you said sex and I said "what" and you said sex and I said "what" and you said "sex had sex for lunch it was really good" Why did you say that?

Well, honey, I don't know— I mean, I had SALMON! I didn't have sex for lunch at the luncheon!, I mean, who has that for lunch at a luncheon!?

I don't know Kelly, what kind of a thing IS that for a person to have for lunch at a luncheon, huh?? (Pause) Kelly!! Why did you say that?

Well- Honey- I don't know

Oh, god Kelly

What

I don't know Kelly—

What kind of thing is that for a person to have for lunch at a luncheon?

Hone//y-

What'd you have? You didn't have a luncheon did you?

Great! Crazy, but it's Friday!

Yay, Friday!

(Pause and think) you were hungry?

Ye//has

Remember, do you remember a few weeks ago when I told you I had a Cobb salad for lunch at the luncheon I had?

Yeah

it slipped?

Yeah

You were HUNGRY

Yeah!

It doesn't matter?

Yeah, 'cause it was just what they had

It. slipped. You guess??

Yeah, and don't get all worked up, 'cause it was nothing.

And it's my turn to cook

Yeah, but—

Well, we gotta eat, it's dinner time.

Yeah, well, I'm not really very hungry right now // I've kinda

I did, didn't I

Yeah, you did

I//shrink?

Yeah— away from me. And you make a face.

I've been doing that haven't I

Yeah— why

No!

Yes! Every time I try to get near you, you shrink!

Every time you try to seduce me?!?

Yes.

I do not.

You do.

I got pork chops on my way home, there was a special at SuperCenter

You don't have to make anything

What?

You don't let me near you

What!?

You just did it too.

Huh?

You shrank// away from me

What?!?

You shrink!