Dad Jokes
WHERE DOES A CATCHER SIT DOWN FOR DINNER?
BEHIND THE PLATE!
WHAT DID THE MONEY NAME HIS KID?
BUCK
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SLEEPING COW?
A BULLDOZER
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO ELEPHANTS TALKING?
A HEAVY DISCUSSION!
WHAT BIRD HAS THE WORST MANNERS?
A MOCKING BIRD
WHAT RUNS, BUT NEVER WALKS?
A RIVER!
WHAT IS A KNIGHT'S FAVORITE FISH?
A SWORD FISH!
WHAT'S A COW S FAVORITE ACTIVITY?
GOING TO THE MOOVIES!
WHY COULDN'T THE SKELETON EAT SPICY FOOD?
HE DIDN'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT
WHY COULDN'T THE BAKER BUY A NEW CAR?
HE DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH DOUGH
WHY DIDN'T THE ROOSTER CROSS THE ROAD?
HE WAS CHICKEN
WHY DID JANEEN EAT HER TEST?
HER TEACHER SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
WHAT DID THE OREGANO'S NAME THEIR KID
HERB
WHAT IS A RABBIT'S FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
HIP HOP!
WHAT IS A SNAKE S FAVORITE SUBJECT?
HISSS-TORY!
WHY DID SALLY PUT HER BICYCLE TO BED EARLY?
IT WAS TWO-TIRED!
WHAT KIND OF CALL DOES A MARATHON RUNNER ALWAYS MAKE?
LONG DISTANCE!
WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN?
LONG TIME NO SEA
WHAT DO COMPUTERS EAT FOR SNACKS?
MICRO-CHIPS!
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT IS NOT YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE!
WHAT KIND OF BIRDS WRITE LETTERS?
PEN-GUINS!
WHAT IS A DUCK S FAVORITE SNACK?
QUACKERS!
WHAT FALLS DOWN BUT NEVER GETS HURT?
RAIN
WHAT KIND OF PHONES DO TURTLES USE?
SHELL-ULAR PHONES!
WHAT WAS THE KITES FAVORITE INSTRUMENT?
THE STRINGS
WHY ARE CALENDARS SO POPULAR?
THEY HAVE A LOT OF DATES!
WHY ARE DOCTORS ALWAYS CALM?
THEY HAVE A LOT OF PATIENTS!
HOW DO TREES GO ON THE INTERNET?
THEY LOG IN!
WHY DID THE MOTHER CLAM SCOLD HER CHILDREN?
THEY WERE BEING SHELLFISH
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FROG THAT S ILLEGALLY PARKED?
TOAD!
