Hello Dolly Lines (Barnaby)
We're not coming back to Yonkers until we've each kissed a girl!
Cornelius, you can't do that! You don't know any girls!
Have dinner with them.
Dinner!
Miss Money, get off that table, you're dancing in the stew!
Excuse me, but that's my wallet. I know it's mine because there's nothing in it but a dollar, three dimes, five pennies, and a--Cornelius...Cornelius! Did he say two pheasants? Three! Four! Pheasants for the house! And never mind if we don't see the whale...I'll buy my own!
Officer, arrest that man!
Get your hands off of me! Help! cut that out!
it's just that nowadays really elegant people never take hacks.
Hacks is out.
Go look.
He's sitting on that bench. Cornelius, are you sure this is an adventure?
give this to the bandleader and tell him to play a waltz.
Here's a nickel for the bandleader, would you tell him to play a--
Here, Cornelius Hackl!
Here, Barnaby Tucker!
we're going to get arrested...
Holy Cabooses!
The lights of Broadway!
Holy cabooses!
Some more rotten tomato cans are going to explode.
Holy cabooses! How do you know?
We're out with two of New York's best known sports!
I did make a mistake, Cornelius. It's only a dollar thirty five. I'll count it once more.
I can't imagine you without your purse!
It's Vandergelder's! Cornelius, we better get out of here!
Yes.
It's sitting right on that bench.
it isn't the money or anything like that, it's the--
It's the whale.
They all go by street car.
J.P. Vanderbilt, Diamond Jim Morgan..
Now I wonder if your friend might like this one!
Look out!
Barnaby Tucker!
Mr. Vandergelder!
My purse!
My wallet!
Horace Vandergelder?
Of Vandergelder's Hay and Feed?
And thirty-five cents.
Plus six dollars and twelve cents of mine.
What do you say, Barnaby?
...Yes, Cornelius! Yes!
Champagne!
Champagne?!
And two more pheasants please!
Cornelius!
he's hard as nails.
Cornelius, I think...I think...
Uh huh.
Cornelius, we can't!
I've got to begin sometime!
I'm only seventeen, Cornelius. It isn't so urgent for me.
And when I come back you're going to have a mistress.
I'm too young, Mr. Vandergelder!
and maybe you'll see it pass by.
Is it big and black with mean little red eyes?
What do you want?
My back salary for the past four months--six dollars and twelve cents.
Do you call that living?
No!
Do you know him?
No! Oh, no!
How much money have you got left?
Not much, Cornelius. Forty cents for the train back, thirty cents for dinner, and twenty cents to see the whale. Ninety cents. Why?
Minnie, have you ever eaten pheasant?
Pheasant!
and I want a table for two and a chicken for eight o'clock tonight!
The bottom row looks alright, Cornelius. Now hold the candle under the ones on top! Not too close, they're swelled up like they're ready to burst! Holy cabooses! Cornelius, I can smell it up here!
Come out of there this minute!
We're as innocent as can be, Mrs. Molloy!
Now what can I do for you, hmm?
We're hats, you see and we wanted to buy a lady or two to Molloy with...
The stuffed whale at Barnum's Museum!
Wow!
When am I going to begin to live?
You can live on holidays, Cornelius!
Barnaby, you and I are going to New York!
You mean close the store?
Well, just you try--
Ahem!
but they do afford the best view of the entertainment.
A dollar forty, Cornelius. That's all that's left.
The stuffed whale at Barnum's Museum!
A stuffed whale?
I'm going to do the hoochie coochie!
All right, Cornelius, I'll send for the band, but promise you won't order anything else!
I mean her hats are so pretty.
And so reasonable, Cornelius! As reasonable as under a dollar, would still leave us enough to see the whale.
Cornelius, I simply must have one dance!
But Vandergelder is right there! We've got to go!